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So having parted with a fair amount of gold in the form of government-backed Emillion currency, I am pleased to report that my new harp is the shit.

I know it may be a faux pas to brag about impulse buys, but whatever. It's awesome. I'm going to write a new song to celebrate. Haven't decided if it's going to be about the love of a fair lass on the streets of Rabanastre or funny things that rhyme with chocobo poo, but we'll see what happens.

You know, I've all respect for the Bards Guild, but I could do without the fucking minstrels running up to you in the street and warbling on their lutes in the expectation of some gil. More likely to get tripped into the gutter than get a handout.

This might mean you, Colin.


[ASPEL, SELORIA]
Aspel, assuming you'll be with Chiaro this holiday. Seloria, don't tell me you're spending the day with Redwald Vannes.

[CASPAR, DARIUS, DRAKE, THEO - SEPARATELY]
Fucking St. Namorados.

[SIRI]
New studies going well?

[LEX]
Are


Busy Friday?

Noble scuttlebutt is about some rich beauty of a Duchess come down from the north. Think she's open to any dalliances while she's here? Those deep coffers would certainly be a bit of a prize.