is there anything more heartwarming than trying to navigate the post-holiday sales at the bazaar? it's truly what faram's mass is all about. why, just this morning i watched two vendors almost tear each other's throats out over who had the better wares. they were both selling linens! and let me tell
you, friends, you have not lived until you've watched two portly, mustachioed men trade blows over silky sheets.
(if you must know, rodrigo has the good stuff. 1500 thread count and imported straight from kerwon. you heard it here, folks. tell them redwald sent you, perhaps you'll get a discount.)