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Let me know how you're doing please!TO: Mari
[1] Sit down
[2] Are you sitting?
[3] Someone stuck their ENTIRE OFFICE to the ceiling because they read on the Winternet that it makes computers work better
[4] They had themselves harnessed to their chair
[5] And the broom they used to get up there flew away on them so they couldn't get down
[6] Because I guess brooms can find people weird too?
[7] Would that I were a broom so I could fly away from some of these weirdos here!
[8] I got this frazzled o-mail from them about it though which I'll do a dramatic recitation of later btw
[9] I had to call magical maintenance and explain to them that no, computers DO NOT work better upside down
[10] The end! Love you, bug 😙
[1] excuse me miss
[2] i have a problem w/ my computatore
[3] there are arsefaces all over it
[4] plz to be fixing
[5] kthx
[1] where are you??TO: G13
[2] i can't find u anywhere!!
[3] i just found your hat
[4] oh god
[5] pete, please be okay
[1] GUYS????TO: Tav, Jem, Andy, Annie (separately)
[2] ROLL CALL????
[3] i can't find any of you!!
[4] a death eater tried to drown me and i can't find pete just his pyramid hat
[5] oh my god
[6] please please please tell me ur all ok
[1] are you okay???TO: Suz
[1] where r u??
[2] i'm so scared
[3] WORST FIRST DATE EVER
[1/2] 🍕this is the only emoji i'm going to use 🍕TO: ho don't do it
[2/2] should i buy this slaggy pizza costume
how would you feel about a man in a sexy costume? jwTO: suz
[1/3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbOEHcA-71I
[2/3] [hacker voice] i'm in
[3/3] let me know if you need a drink
[1] 911!!!TO: Suz 👓
[2] pete and i are having a v awkward conversation
[3] and i don't know how to fix it!!!
[4] we agreed to go to the halloween masquerade but now neither of us can work out if it's a date
[5] HELP ME I AM ABOUT TO RUIN A FRIENDSHIP
[6] I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
[1] how do you date
[2] how do you be a proper girl
[3] 😫