Ulysses Burke; world class buffoon. (vets) wrote in cultureic, @ 2016-05-30 21:31:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! ic/ooc, demetrius ollivander, donald abercrombie, jennett mctavish, jonquil meliflua, juana gamp, marlene mckinnon, mundungus fletcher, nigella burke, ulysses burke, walden macnair |
Who: Ulysses Burke & Knockturnians + Guests + Party Crashers (Srsly, if you can come up with an excuse to be here, throw yourself in! No-one will be turned away regardless of blood/affiliation/whether or not you eat people - we are fine, upstanding citizens who don’t discriminate, ok)
What: Knockturn Alley Neighbourhood Bash IC/OOC
When: Monday, May 30th, 8PM (because who works normal hours in Knockturn anyway? Ulysses certainly doesn’t)
Where: Dodderidge Hall, Knockturn Alley
Warnings: [redacted]
SALUTATIONS, ONE AND ALL! Welcome to the Burkes’ ‘Please Ignore All the Bad Press About Ulysses Who Definitely Isn’t a Death Eater’ neighbourhood party! It is Winnifred and Ulysses’ Winnifred was a lovely host! She tried her best to keep her husband amicable and out of trouble, and mostly succeeded. He was probably polite to your character. THE LOCATION Dodderidge Hall is a very old community hall that has definitely seen better days. It looks like a small shop front, but - like most wizarding buildings - it is much bigger on the inside. Despite what Ulysses insisted, it still has a doxy problem. Sorry (but not really sorry) if you get bit! Also, be careful not to wander into a charmed closet or go down the wrong set of stairs, or you might wind up somewhere spooky (like the Spider Room - don’t even ask). Yes, there is a bunch of taxidermy. The rental came like that, okay? THE FOOD Main catering is provided by Brew HaHa (they have sliders!) with an extra special trough of meat from Shovel & Meat (because who can resist a little S&M on a Monday night?). Special accommodations were made for their vampire/werewolf/other creature friends’ particular diets. THE DRINKS There’s just regular old weirdass wizard booze here. It’s open bar. Nothing illegal, though. Winnifred warned him not to get himself arrested again. It’s all totally aboveboard and legit, guys, look. :) As with the food above, alternative refreshments will be provided for their vampire/werewolf/other creature friends. THE ENTERTAINMENT Eldritch Diablo and others will be spinning fine magical tunes. |