Cozzy Babbles

Pagan For Hire
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, mention of Odin Lowe

Warning: pre-pre-pre war, assassinations, politics, and um... Pagan with a gun?

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan first met the King Peacecraft after a failed attempt to assassinate him.

( The good King had to go. )

Pagan For Hire 2
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, a mini Zechs

Warning: pre-war, more assassins, more kings, and soon-to-be tragic arrogant princelings.

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: The King of Sanq attempts to teach his son a valuable lesson.


( eyes like a double barreled shotgun )

Pagan For Hire 3
by cozzybob

Disclaimer: Even though he's cuter than most of the bishies, Pagan is still not mine. *le sigh* (sorry I just had to say that)

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, mini Zechs, mini Relena, Darlian...

Rated: R

Warning: angst, strong violence, brutality, murder, arson, detailed descriptions of gore, death, rape and other nasty things. Some bad words.

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies... the obvious sequel to Pagan For Hire 1 and 2, but it can be read as a stand alone if you don't mind certain references to Pagan being an ex-assassin. *grin* The idea of smoke blindness was taken from an old convo with the brilliant Admiral Chowder, who has some of the best grip of Zechs on the net. Please excuse whatever things I get wrong about burns and fire and said smoke blindness--my phobia for anything stronger than a cigarette lighter makes me a little dumb to such things. And please keep in mind of the warnings, especially the bit about the gore...

Summary: During the attack on the Sanq Kingdom, a dying King Peacecraft demands a last request of Pagan concerning his son.


( ...as if all of the pacifist's kindness had been severed away with his ring finger and right arm. )

Pagan For Hire 4
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, General Kushrenada, Zechs, Treize

Warning: reference to death, some angst? Beware of the urber cute Treize, maybe.

Note: Fourth in the continuing Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan delivers the traumatized Milliard to the Kushrenada estate as promised in the wake of Sanq's destruction.

( If he wanted military precision, he would have joined the military. )

Pagan For Hire 5
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Zechs, Noin

Warning: some sappy fluff, angst, graduations, more talking. Still pre-war/series.

Note: Fifth in the growing Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan attends Zechs' record-breaking graduation from Victoria.


( Homesickness is a terrible thing. )

Pagan For Hire 6
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Relena, Darlian, refs to Zechs

Warning: takes place shortly after Relena's Ep Zero

Note: Sixth in the Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies. It's probably best if you know the general points of Relena's Ep Zero, but all you really need to know is that Relena was held hostage, and our pretty Zechs in the spiffiest sunglasses known to mankind saved her life. Aren't they the cutest siblings ever? Damaged, but kyoot. But anyway... I didn't actually re-read the manga to write this, so if anything I said is wrong, you can hit me over the head with a hammer. Pooh!

Summary: After a scare that nearly claims Relena's life, Pagan decides to teach the princess a little self-defense.


( Her brother would not always be there to fall from the sky and save her life. )

Clonicide
by cozzybob

Pair: John, John and a little John/Aeryn

Warning: Complete lack of Talyn. And Crais. And things.

Note: flamesword on LJ made me do this, so I blame her. xD This falls shortly after Eat Me. It's my first Farscape fic--after reading this stuff for the last year and a half, I just couldn't take it anymore.

Summary: Crichton attempts to murder his double.


( Is it homicide if I kill you? )

Sting
by cozzybob

Pair: 6x3

Warning: yaoi/slash, repeated use of the f-word, some uncomfortable thoughts. angst, maybe? sappy angst. sagnst!

Note: This is for Ederyn. Because I felt like it. And because for some reason, she's really into 6x3. Which is good.

Summary: Zechs and Trowa aren't friends.


( Life goes on. )

For All The Times I've Said Yes
by cozzybob

Rated: R

Pair: Grazya/Braca, Braca/Scorpius

Warning: some slash, some het, rampant sexuality, rape in various forms (Grayza to Braca), bit dark, strong language, mentions of death. Farscape-ness with a dose of Cozz-ness for good measure.

Spoilers: Takes place shortly after the What Was Lost episodes at the beginning of season 4, with spoilers up until then.

Note: Inspired, at the time, by my current desktop, and how weirdly hot it is even though Scorpius is the ugliest villain since Jabba the Hutt. Maybe it's the leather? But then, Braca holding anyone by the leash is hot, no matter what's on the other end of it. For all the Braca fans out there! I know they exist, damnit. Somewhere.

Summary: Grayza wants to know if Braca regrets his actions on Arnessk.

( Miklo Braca never regretted anything in his life, except this. )

It Has A Soul
by cozzybob

Pair: 13x6, refs to 9+6

Rated: NC-17

Warning: slash lemon (explicit man sex), dark, angst, Zechs-ish psychobabbling, stream of consciousness... a bit odd. Like, as in, odd.

Note: For the beat_of_destiny community, #34, troubled thoughts, claim of Zechs. This is the kind of thing that happens when I get inspiration in the middle of the night, and I'm not entirely awake enough to restrain the psycho!Cozzy tendencies. So if you have to read it twice to understand what the hell Zechs is babbling about, I apologize.

Summary: There is a soul in Zechs' mask. He puts it on, and it becomes him.

( You love that mask more than you love me. )

Out Here
by cozzybob

Pair: mentions of J/A and S/Z

Warning: death, dying-ness, depression, angst, some adult language. Err. lame?

Note: Sorta jumped on me. Spoilers for everything up to the Infinate Possibilities eps in s3.

Summary: After the disaster at Dam Ba Da, John faces his demons with the help of Stark.


( Jack was not his father. )

Paceatur
by cozzybob

Rated: Rish

Pair: 6xD, refs to onesided 9+6, past 13x6

Warning: some bad words, het sexual situations, sex over a grave (lime), angst, sap, minor Noin bashing... takes place between the end of the series and EW.

Note: For Ederyn, because she had a very bad month. Paceatur is a legal term in Latin meaning: let him be freed or discharged.

Summary: The last time she had seen him, he had told her that he was going to die, and she said she knew it. And yet here they were a half-year later, both alive, and both wishing they weren't.


( The grass was like a sea of emerald... )

Death Goes Zero
by cozzybob

Pair: Duo, mentions of Trant and Hilde

Warning: canon, violence, character deaths, massacre, what-if AU

Note: For GW500, "what if" scenario. Takes place during the episode, "The Battle Between Shinigami and Zero."

Summary: What if Duo's hallucinations in the Zero system came true?


( The only good human being is a dead one. )

Something In Your Eyes
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs and Relena

Warning: pre-series, angst. maybe a little stalker-ness. (Now there's a thought--stalker!Zechs!! I. Would. Pay. To see that.)

Note: For the beat_of_destiny challenge, #64, "something in your eyes."

Summary: Zechs discovers that Relena has long forgotten her brother's existence.

( ...it was then that he began to hate, even in his love for her. )

Turtle Blues
by cozzybob

Rated: NC-17

Pair: Dx6, past 13x6

Warning: Het lemon, bondage, kink, gunplay, mind games, adult language & vulgarity, thoughts of abortion, family issues, angst, sap, emotional-ness. And pure unadulterated love of the blues. This is a sequel to Paceatur, but it can be read as a stand-alone. If you're curious, it's also set between the end of the series and Endless Waltz.

Note: This is my first full het lemon. Isn't that awesome? Written purely for Arabian Princess and Ederyn, who both squeeze the best pairings out of me. The title and the song sung within were taken from "Turtle Blues" by Janis Joplin. Which is the best. Song. Ever.

Summary: Dorothy has something she needs to tell Zechs, but her methods are a little unorthodox.


( ...maybe he was so used to seeing Dorothy nude and holding deadly objects that he hadn't thought to pay attention. )

In A Nutshell
by cozzybob

Pair: 1x2x1

Warning: post-war, dark, mutilation, gore, lots of blood, Shinigami!Duo, psychosis-ness. refs to prostitution, pedophilia, child abuse.

Note: This has been on my mind for quite a while so much thanks to gw500 and their "game" challenge for the inspiration. Originally, this was inspired from the infamous Duo-ese "boys don't cry" quote in Gundam Wing... I still don't know if it was misquoted or not, but I've heard a version where he says, "But momma said boys don't cry." It's also been said that he references his mother again in another part (I don't know if it's true, I haven't seen the series in a very long time), but either way, it got me wondering if Duo actually does know who his mother was. It's a thought, right? Forgive me if this is too far-fetched.

Summary: During an interrogation of an ex-ozzie with Heero, Duo unexpectedly reveals the truth of his origins, and the fact that he knows perfectly well where he came from.


( I suppose you've already heard that motto about running and hiding and never lying. )

My Side
by cozzybob

Rated: R?

Pair: John, Stark

Warning: psychobabbling, spoilers for s2, s3, and s4 in the portions that involve Stark, or the lack of him. language--ie: our bad words, not theirs.

Note: Takes place between the ending scenes of BT, many refs to the events of JQ and TC with some others here and there. Probably not for the biggest Stark/Zhaan fans. (I love Zhaan because she's a hypocrite, not because she's Protector of Moya...)

Summary: Shortly after the events of Katrazi, a shattered Stark confronts John about a certain game blob and its contents.



( you stayed on your side, but you should have gone to my side )

1812 Says: Lakka Is For Losers
by cozzybob

Pair: John, 1812, lil Pilot, Moya, refs to angsty J/A.

Warning: sap? almost-fluffiness? rampant DRDs being adorable. aww-factor. some minor angst, but that's just a given.

Note: Takes place somewhere during s4, Goddess only knows when.

Summary: 1812 is on a mission to make John happy.


( 1812 rammed into John's head where he lay stoned out on the terrace... )

Death Speaks To Death About Death
by cozzybob

Pair: Duo, Sandman's Death, refs to unrequited 2+1. Slight 2+3 at the very end...

Warning: Sorta crossover with the Sandman comic. Heero is dead from the start, so obviously there's a bit of death, a cold and bitter Duo, angst, language, and the 5-stages-of-grief-ness. Lack of any real sobbing, if you catch my drift.

Note: Very late. This hit me while at work in the same exact position as Duo here, whacking away at a cast iron tub. Those who follow me will know the wallpaper bit screams truth. It will die. This is my first real death fic, and my first successful crossover, so all crit is warmly welcome.

Summary: Death pays Duo a visit shortly after Heero's sudden departure from the mortal coil, and the two have a face-off.



( Oh, but I know who she is. I know it like I know how to breathe. )

Death Takes One
by cozzybob

Pair: Heero, Sandman's Death, Relena, some extremely subtle 1+2ish-ness

Warning: death by stroke, angst, sapness--hell, it almost made me cry and I freaking wrote it. *is terrible*

Note: The prequel to Death Speaks To Death About Death. Written mostly because everyone liked the other one, and you can't have too much of a good thing. Well, sort of. (Sorta crossover with Sandman's Death. You know, from the comic?)

Summary: Heero dies. Death takes him home.


(  He had never known a mother like Death. )

Two Birds
by cozzybob

Pair: Dick Grayson, Harvey Dent, mentions of the Joker

Warning: first-time (and probably last-time) Batman fic, Arkam-ness, Dick-being-broody-ness, angst-ness, language.

Note: My first ever Batman fic. Or DC fic. Or comic fic at all. Have no idea where it came from, didn't even know Batman had a fic fandom, although I suppose that was inevitable. I just sorta booted up Jarte one day, and this was sitting there laughing at me. (That's what I get for marathon-reading Robin and Nightwing comics, I tell you. To me, Dick Grayson is almost more interesting than Bruce Wayne. Boy's got issues.) But anyway... enjoy.

This takes place a few years after Nightwing: Year One (other comics thereafter excluded because I haven't got there yet), where Batman fired Robin for (I hope) the last time, and our favorite sidekick dissed the yellow and red Boy Wonder to become... well, Nightwing! There are mentions of the Teen Titans and Batgirl, but nothing specific. That's all you really need to know to understand this crazy thing.

Summary: Nightwing pays Two Face a little visit at Arkam, but it's for all the wrong reasons.



( The Bat had trained him better than this. )

Squeeze My Lemon
by cozzybob

Rated: NC-17

Pair: Dx6, mentions of Dx1, Dx2, Dx3, Dx4, and most especially Dx5. Not all at once, mind.

Warning: het, BDSM, bondage, toys, emotional lemon/orange, sappyness, some implied slash, femslash--but it's very slight.

Note: For Princess, who needs more het, more Dorothy, and more love in this crazy fandom. She knows why. ^^;

Summary: The woman they call Elphaba tames the impossible.


( Being the best had that sort of charm. )

In The Line Of Duty
by cozzybob

Rated: R

Pair: Trowa, Duo, doomed OC

Warning: OC death, killing, tragedy, war-ness, angst. TWT?

Note: For gw500's "cross", #136.

Summary: Infiltration is just another word for betrayal.


( You had me sing with you. I remember I smiled. )