Cozzy Babbles

Pagan For Hire 7
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Relena, Mrs. Darlian.

Warning: Takes place shortly after Heero blows himself up, with spoilers up around until that point. Err. Sorta Mrs.-Darlian-bashing, mentions of Relena with a gun. ;D

Note: Seventh part, was for Pagan month at gw_ozzies, blah blah blah. You know, I know, if you don't, it's okay. Hee! Long overdue... sorry about that. Not very pleased with it, but enough I say! You are craving Pagan. Yus! You don't need to read the others to get this, each is kind of a stand-alone anyway. Just Pagan lookin' after the kiddie pies. Yayz! *kishes Grandpa Pagan for being so wondie*

Summary: After Darlian's death, Relena vanishes, and Pagan struggles to catch up.


( This is what they never taught you in private school. )

Something In Your Eyes
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs and Relena

Warning: pre-series, angst. maybe a little stalker-ness. (Now there's a thought--stalker!Zechs!! I. Would. Pay. To see that.)

Note: For the beat_of_destiny challenge, #64, "something in your eyes."

Summary: Zechs discovers that Relena has long forgotten her brother's existence.

( ...it was then that he began to hate, even in his love for her. )

Pagan For Hire 6
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Relena, Darlian, refs to Zechs

Warning: takes place shortly after Relena's Ep Zero

Note: Sixth in the Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies. It's probably best if you know the general points of Relena's Ep Zero, but all you really need to know is that Relena was held hostage, and our pretty Zechs in the spiffiest sunglasses known to mankind saved her life. Aren't they the cutest siblings ever? Damaged, but kyoot. But anyway... I didn't actually re-read the manga to write this, so if anything I said is wrong, you can hit me over the head with a hammer. Pooh!

Summary: After a scare that nearly claims Relena's life, Pagan decides to teach the princess a little self-defense.


( Her brother would not always be there to fall from the sky and save her life. )

Pagan For Hire 3
by cozzybob

Disclaimer: Even though he's cuter than most of the bishies, Pagan is still not mine. *le sigh* (sorry I just had to say that)

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, mini Zechs, mini Relena, Darlian...

Rated: R

Warning: angst, strong violence, brutality, murder, arson, detailed descriptions of gore, death, rape and other nasty things. Some bad words.

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies... the obvious sequel to Pagan For Hire 1 and 2, but it can be read as a stand alone if you don't mind certain references to Pagan being an ex-assassin. *grin* The idea of smoke blindness was taken from an old convo with the brilliant Admiral Chowder, who has some of the best grip of Zechs on the net. Please excuse whatever things I get wrong about burns and fire and said smoke blindness--my phobia for anything stronger than a cigarette lighter makes me a little dumb to such things. And please keep in mind of the warnings, especially the bit about the gore...

Summary: During the attack on the Sanq Kingdom, a dying King Peacecraft demands a last request of Pagan concerning his son.


( ...as if all of the pacifist's kindness had been severed away with his ring finger and right arm. )

Bloody Little Children
by cozzybob

Pairs: Marquise Weridge, Relena and Une. That's gen you hentais.

Warning: Canon with slight AU. Takes place during episode 11: The Destiny of Happiness, ie: word-for-word spoilers like mad. Murder, death, angst. Bit dark. Relena with a gun. ;)

Note: For meritjubet in the name of Christmas. Inspired after a conversation on LJ, Merit declared she always wanted a fic where things happened just a little bit differently during this specific episode... I had to agree, and the bunny attacked. This was her idea, not mine, and the creativity belongs to her. I love you, Merit! Thanks for the endless inspiration and everything you do for me, you totally rock my socks. I have never met a more open-minded individual, and I hope you continue to do what you do, because the world needs more of you. *loves* I can't thank you enough. Honestly.

Summary: Instead of shooting the rose, Relena shot its thorn.

'08: I love this fic. Love, love, love. Now if only I could ever get around to that damned sequel...

( Even the children of Peacecrafts are killing in cold blood. )

A Warning Ignored
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs, Relena, Darlian

Warnings: gen, takes place just before the series--ie, attempt at canon, angst, tension

Note: Written for the Beat_of_Destiny community, theme "brief encounter" for the character Zechs Marquise.

Summary: Zechs warns Darlian about OZ shortly before the start of Operation Meteor.

( Zechs Marquise is only Milliardo with a mask. )

Burlesque

Pair: 6x3xR (really!)

Warning: threesome, yaoi (male/male), het, incest, limes, language, vulgarity, one hot mama named Relena. Subtle D/S.

Note: For merith, who requested 6x3xR and burlesque.



( I wanted to see if you'd come. )