Cozzy Babbles

Pagan For Hire 7
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Relena, Mrs. Darlian.

Warning: Takes place shortly after Heero blows himself up, with spoilers up around until that point. Err. Sorta Mrs.-Darlian-bashing, mentions of Relena with a gun. ;D

Note: Seventh part, was for Pagan month at gw_ozzies, blah blah blah. You know, I know, if you don't, it's okay. Hee! Long overdue... sorry about that. Not very pleased with it, but enough I say! You are craving Pagan. Yus! You don't need to read the others to get this, each is kind of a stand-alone anyway. Just Pagan lookin' after the kiddie pies. Yayz! *kishes Grandpa Pagan for being so wondie*

Summary: After Darlian's death, Relena vanishes, and Pagan struggles to catch up.


( This is what they never taught you in private school. )

Pagan For Hire 6
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Relena, Darlian, refs to Zechs

Warning: takes place shortly after Relena's Ep Zero

Note: Sixth in the Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies. It's probably best if you know the general points of Relena's Ep Zero, but all you really need to know is that Relena was held hostage, and our pretty Zechs in the spiffiest sunglasses known to mankind saved her life. Aren't they the cutest siblings ever? Damaged, but kyoot. But anyway... I didn't actually re-read the manga to write this, so if anything I said is wrong, you can hit me over the head with a hammer. Pooh!

Summary: After a scare that nearly claims Relena's life, Pagan decides to teach the princess a little self-defense.


( Her brother would not always be there to fall from the sky and save her life. )

Pagan For Hire 5
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Zechs, Noin

Warning: some sappy fluff, angst, graduations, more talking. Still pre-war/series.

Note: Fifth in the growing Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan attends Zechs' record-breaking graduation from Victoria.


( Homesickness is a terrible thing. )

Pagan For Hire 4
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, General Kushrenada, Zechs, Treize

Warning: reference to death, some angst? Beware of the urber cute Treize, maybe.

Note: Fourth in the continuing Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan delivers the traumatized Milliard to the Kushrenada estate as promised in the wake of Sanq's destruction.

( If he wanted military precision, he would have joined the military. )

Pagan For Hire 3
by cozzybob

Disclaimer: Even though he's cuter than most of the bishies, Pagan is still not mine. *le sigh* (sorry I just had to say that)

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, mini Zechs, mini Relena, Darlian...

Rated: R

Warning: angst, strong violence, brutality, murder, arson, detailed descriptions of gore, death, rape and other nasty things. Some bad words.

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies... the obvious sequel to Pagan For Hire 1 and 2, but it can be read as a stand alone if you don't mind certain references to Pagan being an ex-assassin. *grin* The idea of smoke blindness was taken from an old convo with the brilliant Admiral Chowder, who has some of the best grip of Zechs on the net. Please excuse whatever things I get wrong about burns and fire and said smoke blindness--my phobia for anything stronger than a cigarette lighter makes me a little dumb to such things. And please keep in mind of the warnings, especially the bit about the gore...

Summary: During the attack on the Sanq Kingdom, a dying King Peacecraft demands a last request of Pagan concerning his son.


( ...as if all of the pacifist's kindness had been severed away with his ring finger and right arm. )

Pagan For Hire 2
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, a mini Zechs

Warning: pre-war, more assassins, more kings, and soon-to-be tragic arrogant princelings.

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: The King of Sanq attempts to teach his son a valuable lesson.


( eyes like a double barreled shotgun )

Pagan For Hire
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, mention of Odin Lowe

Warning: pre-pre-pre war, assassinations, politics, and um... Pagan with a gun?

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan first met the King Peacecraft after a failed attempt to assassinate him.

( The good King had to go. )