TO: big daddy cain
FROM: azrael lavigne
cain, what is going on at camulus? the news channels and camera crews are all outside and there's a dark force field surrounding the entire campus? did you make lucifer angry? i mean, kudos to you if you did, because the lord emperor of hell usually isn't one to get angry unless you give him a hug or something horrible like that. do me proud, you little bastard! you've done far better than i expected. in other news, you'll find that i have dumped that (hot) model because i found out she was a gravedigger. or a gold digger? she seemed to have a thing about watching bodies the exhibition. anyway, i was going to visit you but can you ask someone to lower the force field? it seems to be much too powerful for me to penetrate.
ps. laugh out loud i said penetrate.
pps. say shalom to ariel, i am watching him.
ppps. say shalom to casper and fabien. and tell fabien that he's a dapper little bitch.
pppps. your stepfather suffered a heart attack and, unfortunately, he passed away.
ppppps. relevant to your interests, i've been comforting your mother at the house. take that as you will.
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