This is strange. I feel like I'm on Talos again.

Current Mood: confused

This is not Greece.

Current Mood: confused

OHMY- VOI LUOJA!

OKAY, so like, someone totally did something completely not right to my little phone thingy because I am like, NOWHERE near Malibu and like, even New York would have been okay since the Saks there is having a major shoe sale and these really awesome Christian Louboutains were going for like $1600 and that would have been a steal but now?!

Now, I'm like, in FINLAND. That's way up NORTH for people who don't know. SCAN-DI-NAVIA.

It couldn't have been like, Sweden or anything, no. It had to be the stupid one. I don't even get it. I was supposed to be on a SPACESHIP wearing a stupid BLUE DRESS and my NEW CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTAINS and now I'm stuck HERE.

This is such BULLSHIT!

... and I'm cold.

Current Mood: angry

OHMYGOODUHNESS.

Like, THIS? SO not right. My Starfleet uniform would SO not be red, right? Because everyone knows that the redshirts die first and I'm like, WAY too smart to be the first to die.

DUH.

James T. Kirk, I demand you rectify this.

... I want a pink one.

OHMYGOODUHNESS

SEVERUS.

That photo of you? Looking like, TOTALLY smug and stuff? It TOTALLY turned out! You're like, even SMILING! HEEEEEEE! LOOK!



... you never did say WHY you were like, SO totez happy that morning, though.

The high you get from perceiving someone as like, romantically appealing and stuff? Totally your brain responding to an endorphin boost based on stuff like visual stimuli and pheromones.

It's all biology. Valentine's Day is a TOTAL rip-off.

So, I like, got this whole set of books for Christmas, right? I'm SO going to read them until I'm FINISHED.

And Severus? YOU'RE IN THEM! :D I'm like, SO totally excited. Books with my friends in them.

Hello?

Apparently this is the message board type thing, interface, whatever. Is anyone else from Atlantis or the SGC here?

♥ BE ♥ MY ♥ VALENTINE! ♥

Severus! OH. MY. GOODUHNESS. We SO have to go on a SPA day. We'll TOTALLY get pedicures.

I'll even wear BLACK, just for you. :D

Eliot Spencer!

We can like, TOTALLY do your hair all nice and pretty, right? I have the perfect conditioner for you and if you want? I can even use my special brushes on it to stop split ends from happening. Trust me. It's like, SO awesome.

Severus -

Not everything HAS to be pink.

Thank you for being my friend. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

♥ ♥ ♥ Barbie

[the note is tacked to |this|, which is in a black Neiman Marcus box.]

So let me get this straight. I'm in a world run by... God. There is a Snape here, in a younger body, but with all of his memories. And there's another Snape here, but in the form of a woman. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Professor Dumbledore is here, but he's also in a younger body, with all of his memories.

Ron is here, I think Hermione is still here. I have... a son here. And Draco and his son are here.

And we can use this godbox thing to travel places, instead of just Apparating.

Did I miss anything crazy?

I have a naked date.

Thi

This is positively infuriating!

Someone kindly explain. Now.

Anakin Solo...

... is King of the Solos.

OKAY?!

Well... this is interesting.

What in the name of Merlin is going on here? Where am I?

I WANT MY DOLLY!

I. WANT. MY. DOLLY.

... please?


OHMYGOODUHNESS, HOW DO I EDIT THIS BECA- OH:

WHAT? THIS:



IS LIKE, TOTALLY MY FACE.

I have the worst headache. There was a potion for this in the cabinet at the manor but I am not in the manor. This is a room. It looks like a rather nice hotel, equal to my tastes. I am not in London though and the things here are muggle. WHAT THE HELL?

There is some menu on the table for room service. It says to dial something. I have a 'Blackberry' or whatever that is. It looks like something to send messages. It might just as well explode - stupid muggle artifacts. I don't know if I should touch the think. I don't know why they call it a Blackberry either since it is green.

There is also one of the muggle tellys in this room. I have seen a few of those and it keeps saying that the weather in Los Angeles is warm. This is just all wrong. The menu says Beverly Wiltshire. I am not amused.

MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

Does someone want to explain this?