( Spoilers for the season finale of True Blood. )

So. There's supposed to be lots more naked me when this show about us comes back? I think I can live with that.

Sookie, what are you doing for Halloween?

I still can't find Bill.

Eric, what are you up to?

. . . the hell?

Current Mood: confused

Well... this is interesting.

...This is not funny.

Bill?

Y'know, now that Spring Break season's windin' down, it's gettin' a bit borin' down here. Anybody got any ideas what t'do?

Church inna bar.

Church in our bar.

Best midnight mass ever.

'Think m'finally startin' to like this place.

So I. S'this for real, then?

I mean, gotta call this mornin', from my boss. Wonderin' where I been.

Apparently I work at somethin' called The Famous Door? Think it's a bar. She gave me till th'weekend t'get myself together.

Does this. Happen, often?

What in the world was that? Bill Compton, I swear, if this was a trick from one'a those friends'a yours, we are gonna have words.

I said I'd help. I didn't mean they could... magic me, or whatever, across the state. You need t'ask about that kinda thing. What, were they raised in barns?