So let me get this straight. I'm in a world run by... God. There is a Snape here, in a younger body, but with all of his memories. And there's another Snape here, but in the form of a woman. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Professor Dumbledore is here, but he's also in a younger body, with all of his memories.

Ron is here, I think Hermione is still here. I have... a son here. And Draco and his son are here.

And we can use this godbox thing to travel places, instead of just Apparating.

Did I miss anything crazy?

Oh, wonderful!

Today, I discovered that Microsoft Word recognizes the names Sirius, Dumbledore and Potter but spell checks Voldemort, Lestrange and Malfoy. I am comforted knowing that microsoft will never be a Death Eater and is allied with me.

I am convinced that Gigi manipulates things just to make me even more delighted.

Current Mood: chipper

As the wizarding world seems to be doing fine without me, so to appear... bounce back into it now would surely, as they say, upset the applecart. To avoid such a monstrous waste of apples I've turned my back on anything in an official capacity and I'm exploring all this Muggle technology. I've procured a laptop, I believe is the correct name? And with Gigi's assistance have been exploring something called... YouTube.

And I've been informed by several media outlets, that Charlie is... "so five minutes ago", but I find it whimisical and refreshing. My own experience with unicorns have been far from what is portrayed, but still, the video, in some instances, is startlingly true to unicorn behavior.

I also took a quick jaunt to the coast of Maine in the United States. A storm blew in and I found I missed the feel of wind in my beard.

Severus, shall we talk again? I would like a tour of your potions shop.

Gellert. What motivations have risen in your mind recently?

This is not what I had been anticipating. How queer.

Hhhm. How curious and faintly astonishing. It almost makes me want to say something portentous and philosophical. Maybe I shall give in, just this once.

Tangerine? Thunderhead. Much better.

Thank you, Gigi, for the beginning of a new life. Perhaps I shall set my hair back to red just for the nostalgia of it.

I have a box full of chocolate frogs and I'm hoping to obtain a Frederick Hengist Grunander or such to add to my collection. Anyone want to help me eat these?