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[Dec. 8th, 2008|08:49 pm] |
So, uh. I'm married now.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. Oh, and you guys should throw me a bachelor party. Even though it's late. ... this means Skwisgaar and Swksgaar and Toki and Pickles and that small hippie dude. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
Who the eff is Dane Cook and why are people tellin' me that I have to come up with material? I'm gonna punch these douchebags in the effin' mouth! |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|08:39 pm] |
Holy -
where the fuck am I? This isn't friggin' Australia. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|02:26 pm] |
Hey, douchebags.
Are you even practicing? |
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|09:53 pm] |
I got bored and painted all of my nails different colors, but now I look stupid and we don't have any nail polish remover.
Balls. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|06:58 pm] |
NATHANS, PICKLE, SKWISGAAR!!! YOU GOTS TO SEES DIS.
I founds a fan communities online for us and dey's totally metal asides from de facts dey's um.
Dey draws us havings sex.
With each others. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|02:24 am] |
Huh. This is...uh...this is interesting.
Anyone? Care to explain? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:13 am] |
Rose Weasley:
You are the flame-haired snake queen of the blackest depths of my soul. I know I haven't been here long, but WILL BURN THIS ENTIRE PLACE TO THE GROUND unless you marry me.
Please. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|09:45 pm] |
It's really fucking hot.
And I'm wearing a tie.
Okay, I'm really gonna need to strangle someone in about ten seconds if I don't find out what the fuck is going on here. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|07:16 pm] |
I'm callin' shenanigans on this whole thing.
All these people gettin' hitched?
I'm gunna guess it's because of something in the water.
ETA: Wait a minute no! It's totally because there ain't enough brutality, heavy music. BAND MEETIN', DOUCHEBAGS we gotta get things together again, all this lovey happy crap is gettin' on my nerves. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|11:18 pm] |
The things that I love are as follows (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):
1) My dog. 2) My car. 3) Beer. 4) Tits. (These include all breasts on women, paid for or God-given, and thereby include Ms. Talbot's, but not because she's special.) 5) My brother. (Mostly because I'm supposed to, something about family and crap.) 6) Taquitos. 7) Those squishy ball things that are supposed to relieve stress. 8) Whipped cream. (See also number 4; if number 4 has whipped cream, then can move up past number 1.) 9) Bela Talbot. (AKA: The new future Mrs. Dean Winchester.) |
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[May. 25th, 2008|12:11 am] |
Dude okay I'm reallyreally drunk right now so er... I don't really know you know.... if there's like... supposed to be...
okay I can do this.
Is it the present yet? Can I like, you know.
STOP drinking for a second? You know because like...
I'm pretty drunk. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|03:21 pm] |
Anyone up for some super special brownies? |
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|09:41 pm] |
Rock 'n' roll french fries
This should really be a real food. I mean, I thought this up once when I was on tour and y'know, it shouldn't be that hard to just call 'em rock 'n' roll french fries. Just like... always.
Y'know, just to make 'em more cool. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
So, chere.
Let's go out tonight. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
I've finally managed to get the dread-machine working again, mostly thanks to the help of a clever little Shadow who is once again playing typist for me.
I realize that I have been here before, some version of me has at any rate, and some of you may already know me, or at least know of me.
I invite you all to get to know me again, I don't bite unless you ask nicely. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|07:41 pm] |
It has recently come to my attention, that I don't have a birthday.
This means that I get to pick one for myself.
Impromptu poll time! What day should I pick? Why? |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|10:52 pm] |
Man, all the free drinks in the world still can't beat having a penis. I want the latter back now.
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|04:37 pm] |
Dude. What. The. Hell.
That was effin' brutal.
Er... Guys? Jokes over now. Come on out. |
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