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[Dec. 29th, 2008|12:27 am] |
Damn it.
I am a God! THE GOD OF WAR. People run from me screaming! I leave a trail of blood and bone wherever I go! I can have virgins if I want them. I can beat on whomever I please. And Athena doesn't scare me. Not one fucking bit! Nor am I afraid of my woman, and I'll kill whoever says so.
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I need to blow something up. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|09:00 pm] |
Okay, KITT, honey? What is this? If you're not capable of a wrong turn, where are we? Because this? Is not California. This is... somewhere else.
For the first time in a long time, I'm scared. And I don't like it.
Plus, this purse belongs to someone named Lindsay Lohan. Who is that and why was she in YOU? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|07:41 pm] |
It has recently come to my attention, that I don't have a birthday.
This means that I get to pick one for myself.
Impromptu poll time! What day should I pick? Why? |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
I have a human body. This is highly illogical as there is not a process for this. Was my computer consciousness placed in a human? Perhaps I am a cyborg. |
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