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[Jan. 19th, 2008|05:24 pm] |
So. . .yeah.
Zeke passed away today. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|02:20 pm] |
I like working with Mr. Galen Sparrow very, very much. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|01:00 pm] |
Wow, that was quick. They already emailed me my senior pic, we had to take it a few days ago since I'm new to the school and stuff.
( It's here. )
Oh and uh, Shawn/Lassy? Either or both of you, if you get a phone call today. ..he's lying, I so didn't steal it. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|01:29 pm] |
Can someone tell me why my head suddenly sounds like a bad porno, cutting in and out of a televangelism marathon?
It's all 'Oh God' this, and 'Please send me money' that.
More importantly, where is the 'off' button? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:01 am] |
Well shit. How many times does a girl have to go through puberty for fuck's sake? I'm a fucking deity. This is ridiculous.
Hey guys check it out! Now for the low low price of your eternal soul, you too can schtup a 14 year old! But wait, there's more! If pedophilia just isn't doing it for you anymore, take a gander at this! She's God too! How about that for ironic? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|01:14 am] |
I'm feeling considerably less serious. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|11:11 pm] |
Edward must leave the fiesta to sit on babies! |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|10:10 pm] |
This place is insane. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|09:32 pm] |
Oh wow. Thank God.
All right. Let's get right down to business.
Sixteen year old up for auction. Orphan, kickass babysitter, 5.0, graduating HS this summer. Uh, I can cook, clean, read, write and speak in three languages. . .I'm eidetic? Cute, funny, sweet, smart. . .
Someone must want me. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|10:28 pm] |
Daddy! Papi! This stupid... place, made us...
I wanna go home. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:21 pm] |
When you got it, flaunt it
Step right up and strut your stuff
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in the theatre modesty can hurt you!
When you got it, flaunt it
Show your assets, let them know you're proud
Your goodies you must push
Stick out your chest, shake your tush
When you got it, shout it out loud!
Now, Jonathan dance. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
Crap crap crap...shitshitshit!!! So not cool! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:09 pm] |
. . .
Oooooh. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:04 pm] |
I'm bored. Anyone wanna dance?
Hey, sis, come check out what I found. What the hell is all this, anyway? This phone is so last decade... we'll have to get Daddy to get us a new set. Not to mention, have you seen what Deliah had at school the other day? One of those Pearls or whatever it was? We're so getting those. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:34 pm] |
Ew. I'm like, really fat.
Sooo not allowed to ever touch me again, CayCay.
Ok, so who wants to come give me a mani/pedi? I wont pay you but I'll pretend I'm gonna so you do a good job! |
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|09:12 pm] |
Because of her unwillingness to cooperate with the authorities assigned and blatant disregard towards an officer of the law, the medical license of Dr. Karen Davis has thus been suspended by a New York City justice.
Don't worry, Cuddy, you'll get the papers soon and I wont deliver them just to keep you from proving to be an embgarrassing shot.
Edit:
One little, two little, three little interns. . . |
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|05:13 pm] |
DADDY! PAPI! MAMI! LOOK WHAT WE CAN DO!
[Daddy] We's sorry, bout before. We misses you. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|02:44 pm] |
So, let's recap. Current score...
Vortex- 3. Jaime- 0.
Dad's gone. Mom's gone. Jack's gone. I want to hit something.
Uncle Shawnie, can I come visit? |
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[Jan. 12th, 2008|04:12 am] |
So yeah, Shawn, unfortunately was right. I'm rockin' the eight week look the day before I'm the speeded upped version of eight weeks.
Which. . either means the twins really did jinx me or he/she is super healthy. I guess. I didn't expect to hit the first stage of noticeability this fast. I've seen women go thru this, I know what it should look like, it looks a lot like overeating bloating. But it doesn't got away.
And yeah, home tomorrow. California was nice.
Caleb? Buy some pineapple. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2008|12:39 am] |
Ahora que si, esa hevita esta enterita tiene tremendo CULO!
esta tan linda, esta tan rica, tiene tremendo CULO!
que rica chiquita, pero que importa si tiene tremendo CULO!
hasme el favor y meneate chica tienes tremendo CULO!
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[Jan. 12th, 2008|12:18 am] |
...Daddy?
Is what Eddie said true? |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|07:01 pm] |
Whatsa 'fag'?
And why is it painted on the side of my Daddy's house? |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|01:34 pm] |
WHOA!
Okay! Getting sucked up into a huge tornadoey thing- so not natural.
Would someone mind explaining why eating fruit loops suddenly means that you end up somewhere else? Because that cereal didn't belong to me and I totally would have eaten corn flakes if I'd had any left.
Dude this reeks of Alice in Wonderland.
.... And some guy with excessive body hair and a curly mustache just called me a chap. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:26 pm] |
bORed. |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|11:15 pm] |
The twins are getting more adorable every day. It's kind of funny...I never thought that anything could make me give up crime fighting, let alone be happy about it, but being a mom definitely beats kicking bad guys' asses any day.
( Carrie )
( Robert ) |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|04:43 am] |
Someone was complaining that a taco dog makes Mexicans look stupid.
No, bendejo*, it makes Chihuahuas look smart!
Mijas, I have a very special surprise when you come over next!
[OOC: Spanish curse word blocked from twins' program. Fi hears all byt bendejo.] |
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[Jan. 8th, 2008|09:06 pm] |
So, I just finished watching all the episodes. I have to say, it wasn't nearly that ridiculous while I was living it.
... maybe a little at the end. |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|12:06 am] |
We's don't wanna go to sleep yet. We's not tired! |
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