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[Jul. 21st, 2008|10:25 am] |
It's a great day to be on the outside of the cage, looking in at all the monkeys.
I think I'll go to the zoo and make this feeling not be so entirely ironic.
Any takers? |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|06:38 am] |
Alan, where are you? I need to run you through this Kowanski case. It's high profile, and while I think our case is strong, we need to go over the defense attorney's standard tactics. The interns have the information ready to go in the conference room.
Also, I'd like to take a quick minute here to address the board.. I don't want to tell you what to do, but I would like to say that I, Denny Crane, greatest trial lawyer practicing today, have put my support behind Barack Obama. He has a number of truly inspired initiatives, and I think he can bring this country back to where it once was. It's about time we have a president that actually cares about the poor and disenfranchised of this country. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|03:36 am] |
SWANS!
Oh the essence, like feathered perfection embodied, ferocity!
BEHOLD! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|11:57 pm] |
I could use a hug. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|06:56 pm] |
Why exactly is there a pony traipsing around my coffin showroom? |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|08:23 pm] |
I think everyone hit their heads again.
Just, you know, all at the same time.
Scary people. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|06:03 pm] |
I swear, this place loves me so much that it's all in chaos just to greet me.
One day of normalcy before all things are aflutter with insanity. I do love it here~ |
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|08:08 am] |
Oh dammit, this place again?
That wasn't even a hundred years! How long have I been gone this time? Anyone know the date?
Bueller? |
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[May. 27th, 2008|01:02 pm] |
Well.
Last week was a doozy. Anyone feel like some post-traumatic stress relief?
Say... dinner and a dance? |
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[May. 25th, 2008|12:46 am] |
So, uh...
I can tell right now that this isn't going to end well, I know my history, enough of it to know that I should not be where I am, after dark, wearing the badge I've got stitched to my lapel.
The worst part is now that I'm here I can't use my usual mode of exit.
Fuck. |
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[May. 25th, 2008|01:35 am] |
I really don't like repeating myself.
I think I'll defect to Sweden. That way I won't have to meddle in the affairs of Our Fuhrer.
Just my luck to have been in Germany while doing this.
( Petit ) |
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[May. 24th, 2008|01:25 pm] |
I'm really, really, going to kill her. |
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[Apr. 27th, 2008|11:30 pm] |
So, just a few days until we're off. Grand adventure on the high seas and all. Anybody want me to bring them something back? Send a postcard? Anything?
Sure, it's a working trip, but that doesn't mean I won't have time to write, or pop back here to drop off souvenirs. |
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[Apr. 27th, 2008|02:37 am] |
In the common interest of those involved with their pursuit of enjoyment in the world, I celebrate your lives.
This goes out to the pirates searching for their lost kingdom. May you find your island safe and sound.
This goes out to those who've conceived and are expecting. Good luck with the little anklebiters, darlings.
This goes out to the Hunters. Heaven knows what we'd do without you behind us, luvs. It'd get boring.
This goes out to the musicians and their music. Keep it loud, keep it right, keep it outta sight.
This goes out to my family, Heaven, Hell and Earthbound. You've come a long way, baby, you've come a long way.
A toast to my brethren, for in this world, there's no certainties, only luck, love, respect, and regards.
... That said, I'm utterly bored out of my fucking wits and it's far too late to be making house calls. Anyone up for some late night hooliganism? |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|11:52 am] |
So this Bible mess? Ridiculous. God's cruel the first half, then suddenly changes his tune at the New Testament. And humanity is expected to just embrace him for his Almighty abuse. People forget all about the fact that God wiped the planet clean and started over... just for the fuck of it. Then he sends Jesus and people fawn.
Please.
Sounds like God realized he fucked up with Adam and Eve so he sent Jesus to fix it up. But instead of admitting a mistake, he makes it sound like he's doing everybody a favor. And poor Jesus. For all his trouble, he gets murdered and betrayed and God doesn't do a damn thing to save him.
Also? Where'd the rumors start about me being a child eating demon? Bullshit. Just because I couldn't bow down before a man and the Almighty. And me being a child eating demon who's married to Satan? I didn't even know Satan. She's a cutie, yeah. But I don't think I'm doing marriage again. Ever. Once was more than enough for me. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|09:29 pm] |
I am bored.
If anyone would like to fill my lonely days, please don't feel afraid to tell me so. |
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[Apr. 11th, 2008|08:13 pm] |
Parties need to go all weekend.
I'm not nearly exhausted enough by Saturday morning. Anyone care to come to a cocktail party and see if they can exhaust me until I can't move on Sunday? |
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[Apr. 5th, 2008|11:04 am] |
Ah yes, the early spring rains that fall upon London, chilling the ones unlucky enough to be caught in it through the cloth and skin and muscle, straight into the marrow of their bones. Making them long for summer.
I am absolutely enthralled with it.
Weather aside, I'm hungry. Anyone up for exchanging a small portion of their souls for the most wonderful musically sexual experience they've ever had? |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|10:29 am] |
Cadence, life, light and reason,
Spring is ever the poet's season.
Celebrate with me! Every bloom and blossom is a song! |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|02:26 am] |
Since it's Easter.. and Jesus came back from the dead and is clearly a zombie (I love you, J.. wherever you are).. since I come back from the dead.. does this make me technically a zombie? |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|03:42 pm] |
And they said I couldn't get any more feminine if I tried.
Shows what they know. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|04:21 pm] |
Zira, you are definitely missing out here.
This is a fantastic opportunity you're just ignoring.
Screw it. Anyone else want to fuck a sexy demon? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|09:39 pm] |
For everyone's information:
This is still amusing, two days later. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
Okay, Kimber. You said something about weird things happening, I'm guessing this whole mess is one of them? This is insane. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|06:11 pm] |
Not again. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|04:31 pm] |
Dirges for the lost and lurking,
A soul is left, writhing, jerking.
Pain for pleasure, often working,
The world is caving in.
Beauty fades, and handsome too,
Switching in hullabaloo,
Some are happy, some are blue,
Be happy in your skin.
Everything must come and go,
There's nothing to it, you should know,
Your life is but a one man show,
And demons laugh, chagrined. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|05:22 pm] |
I have been watching a little bird in a bare tree for two hours, and it has not moved. Perhaps it is sleeping. Peraps it is frozen. I am not certain.
I have grown tired of looking at dead things. Can anyone direct me to a coffeehouse that is not filled with excessively snobby people trying very hard to immitate statues with drinks and papers, all accomplishing less in five hours than I could sneeze onto a journal page?
Alas, it seems there are no gypsies in this city. Or they hide well. I miss them. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|12:43 am] |
Fuck. My head hurts.
I'd pop a Advil or three but I just drank half a bottle of jack.
I'm not planning to go out any time soon.
Plus my ass hurts.
A/S/L people! |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:44 pm] |
Had a long day at work, and my erstwhile flat-mate is keeping himself busy, I think.
I need some noise, anybody near London want to go bowling? |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|01:38 am] |
Okay so wait... um... wait, what?
Woo, that was kinda fun. I think I'd rather not do it again.
...hi? |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|05:20 pm] |
So bored. I need something to do, that doesn't involve a text book. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|03:02 pm] |
Oh my.
I do believe It's been a very long time since I've been here.
Nice place. Might just stay a few.
Anyone up for a game of name that tune? |
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