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Tweak says, "You do nothing. NINJAS ATTACK!"

Asmodeus (fallofman) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-11 20:13:00

Entry tags:

alexia winters, antigone grace, denny crane, luci ivanoff

Parties need to go all weekend.

I'm not nearly exhausted enough by Saturday morning. Anyone care to come to a cocktail party and see if they can exhaust me until I can't move on Sunday?

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	denny_crane 2008-04-12 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Denny Crane. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Does Denny Crane know Alexi is a male? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 02:24 am UTC (link)
	You one of those long-hair hippies, son? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Why yes, you could say that. Free love, decisions being completely honest and true to yourself. I'm even vegan, although that's for dietary purposes. I'm a regular flower child! You know, except I've never heard of a hippie going on an unholy rampage to slaughter millions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Sound like a nansy pansy to me. Did you at least do it with a gun, like a real man? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Kitchen knife. It's prettier. Okay, no, I didn't kill millions with a knife. Just a couple dozen... a few lives ago. Hey, you're pretty special, calling me a nansy pansy. Usually people just resort to pouf or fag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 02:39 am UTC (link)
	That's a woman's weapon. Any time you hear about a woman killing her husband it's with a kitchen knife. Men use guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Of course, I could have gotten a kukri and done things properly, but I kind of got attached to the silly thing. Guns are modern spectacles, taking all the fun out of the ultimate sin. In any case, why would such an upstanding gentleman like you have opinions on murder? What's the tale behind Denny Crane? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I don't murder people. Denny Crane is a sportsman, and I've had occasion to shoot a few people--in self defense, of course. Just wounding them; I'm sure they probably got better, eventually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Hunting and fishing? A righteous sport indeed - if practiced with a bow and arrow. It's much more fun, more sporting. Though the thrill of it all is really the point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 03:05 am UTC (link)
	That's nansy pansy talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Only those with something to hide would say that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Denny Crane has nothing to hide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 03:16 am UTC (link)
	No? You're not compensating for something, perhaps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-12 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Look, honey, if Denny Crane were to overcompensate, the world would probably explode. Denny Crane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 04:17 am UTC (link)
	... Do it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	antigone_grace 2008-04-12 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Cocktail party? I have just the dress. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, a LBD with just the right amount of skin showing is just the thing this party needs. I'm sure we could arrange something, if indeed you feel the need to mix it up a little with the extremely pompous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2008-04-12 04:35 am UTC (link)
	I can be extremely anything if the crowd calls for it. How's this? Too much skin, not enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Darling, that's absolutely perfect. You'll make all the skinny little twigs that are here green with envy. I'll tell you what. Show up at [address] whenever you're ready. I'm the tall one with the red hair. Hard to miss me, I tower over the walking, talking clothes hangers. By the way, my name is Alexi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2008-04-12 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. I do take a certain pride in my appearance. And I'm Anne. Be there in a moment. arrives! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	polarbearomgwtf 2008-04-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Well I can't say anything about my powers of exhaustion, but I never turn down a cocktail party. What's the venue? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 04:59 am UTC (link)
	My flat, downtown London. It's a post runway party, filled with sticks, twigs, utterly pretentious prats and... me. Which could fit into all of those categories rather easily, actually. It's rather a boring to-do right now, needs a bit of lively rabble to spark something good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polarbearomgwtf 2008-04-12 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Well I'm good at lively rabble, and I'm good at sparks too. Name's Luci, and will I be needing a black dress or something with a bit more color? Would hate to be terribly out of place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, anything will do, so long as it's in fashion. Anything unfashionable, and you may just get everyone looking at you like you've got two heads. And I'm Alexi. You'll know me by the long red hair and the martini. [address] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polarbearomgwtf 2008-04-12 05:06 am UTC (link)
	I'll be there in two shakes. Well... maybe three at this time of night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-04-12 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Take your time, lovely. We've got plenty of it. (Reply to this) (Parent)