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[Jan. 26th, 2012|01:09 pm] |
Replaced the director of the goddamn NSA, ain't that a trip? |
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[Jan. 25th, 2012|02:51 pm] |
( Jack Hotchner )
Right. Husband. If Jack gives his okay, you're coming with me to Suva, in Fiji, for the finals of my poker tournament. Five days in the sun will do you a world of good. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2012|10:18 pm] |
augh ffffffuckingoddaaaaaamn
Wing tears hurt like the sun crashing into your balls, seriously, going to curl up and die now. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2012|09:31 pm] |
Man, I am glad angels can't get food poisoning. Otherwise I'd be hurting. Stupid fuckin' dodgy tacos. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|05:54 pm] |
( Peter ) |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|11:07 pm] |
Pinkie~. Got a gift for you~.
Seriously, get this guy off my head before he starts thinking of doing this when I'm Being A Hero™. Don't think teeny alligators are this season's look. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|01:25 pm] |
Right, so my dads mentioned this earlier, but they're actually pretty well rubbish at actually planning things, so I've taken that over.
You adults who suddenly have children from the future? How would you like to have a get-together? Sort of a reverse play-date. Sometime soon would be good, but it doesn't have to be right now.
I'm thinking finger-foods and time to talk, share what you have in common besides surprise children. Would any of you be interested? |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|11:05 am] |
I'm waterproof!
This isn't something new, but it's raining and I went to visit Karl and it reminded me. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|01:03 pm] |
I've been spending most of my time here in Korea, and to see the preparations for the Lunar New Year festival has been really neat. It's called Seol-nal (설날), and people are buying the traditional rice cakes and I see little children in hanboks everywhere. I like seeing it.
Apparently it's mostly about honoring your ancestors and celebrating your family ... Jae-sun, 연인, does your family do this, or since your father's Japanese do you not bother? Cause I may be trying to make 떡국. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2012|08:49 am] |
Candy! Daddy! Ry! Lookit me!
Hello, to the rest of the world! It's a girl! |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2012|06:47 am] |
[Locked to Willow]
Hello, I would like to ask you something about magic. Do you know elemental magic? I can affect it around me. But making it on its own is work. I've been practicing with cold and getting better. But it's fire I'm interested in. I can't make it, just effect it.
I want to learn how to create flame and control it. Or fireballs, that would be good. Turns out I was thought capable of fire, so I think I'd like to make it so. And.. well, flames fascinate me. So.. would you be able to teach me anything like that, or know who could? And dark. I want to learn some really black, dark magic too. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2012|02:55 am] |
Thunderclouds make the best trampolines. \o/
IN HONOUR OF THAT, MUFFIN SALE! BUY ONE, GET EIGHTEEN FREE, AND A FREE ANVIL.
If we run out of anvils, then pianos!
(P.S. Not at Pinkie's bakery, at Princess Luna's ~supersekrit~ one that's [here]!)
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[Jan. 21st, 2012|09:01 pm] |
It's almost Valentine's Day, kids of Taunton, and by no coincidence does that holiday abbreviate to VD. I'm going to teach a few How to Use Protection seminars, and I'll cover everything from condoms to dental dams and which lubes taste like bleck. Be there, or be covered in itchies.
Hell, adults can come too if you need a refresher. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2012|08:51 pm] |
Should I feel badly that I bribed a police officer? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2012|07:50 pm] |
( Gaius ) |
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[Jan. 18th, 2012|12:11 pm] |
Going just a little stir-crazy.
Spike, we're going out. And I mean out-out. Not patrol-out.
( Giles ) |
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[Jan. 18th, 2012|03:35 pm] |
So for those of you unaware, Aveline and I have bought a house. It's a big one--well, not a big one, nothing like Varric's pile of bricks, but certainly bigger than my two-room apartment. It'll have to be, to fit both of us and our three kids. Well, two of them won't be around for much longer, as I understand it, college and things, but still, we want them to have their own rooms for whenever they are around, so it applies.
The point is, anyone willing to help us move things in and shift furniture and all that will get a night of drinks on me at the Unnamed Pub. Plus our undying gratitude. That goes double if anyone happens to have a pick-up truck.
Once everything is moved we'll be holding one heck of a housewarming party, so don't make any plans for [some future date].
And now, back to manly grunting as I try and lift this couch. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|10:01 pm] |
I'd say this is Hoth, but there's too many people, and that's not the spaceport.
Anyone mind telling me what the hell is going on? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|03:15 pm] |
So, El won't be having wine with dinner anymore. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|03:13 pm] |
Oh, how I love my absolutely legitimate hobbies. But they do make me a recluse. Hello, I'm still here. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2012|10:11 pm] |
Mrs. Bela Winchester? May I speak with you? |
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[Jan. 16th, 2012|03:24 pm] |
This city is a corrupt bastion of injustice.
I only continue because it deserves at least one defender who is not willing to be bribed. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|11:28 pm] |
Gaius, I'm not sure if you can tell something's wrong, but don't teleport home. The building's on fire. We're safely out and headed to St. Bartholomew's. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|09:51 pm] |
hola, señores y señoritas. I seem to be all on my lonesome. Any wonderful ladies or strapping hombre fuertes want to have a good time?
Here is my number [number to Spain], it will be a night to remember. purrrr |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|06:15 pm] |
I DID IT! I BUILT A TIME MACHINE!
... it only works at normal speed, and um, in a very linear way. And it's a cardboard box that I wrote TIME MACHINE on in Sharpie. BUT STILL. I BUILT IT AND IT'S MINE. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|05:07 pm] |
I know that I'm asking for it, but I'm going to say it anyway. Is it me, or has it been pretty quiet lately? |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|03:33 pm] |
Does anyone here know how to make peace of gnomes villages?
I have 2 on my front lawn and they've been fighting left and right. I'm losing shoes and my hair clips manage to be stolen and used as swords.
I don't mind the gnomes, they're fun and nice to watch, but I keep seeing them fly against my door and wake me up at night. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|02:20 pm] |
We've got a bit of a problem. Some archeologist wrote me an email asking why he found a first century golden torque with Amy and my name on it.
Presumably he sent out a lot of emails, since it's not a particularly common name, but not really the point right now. Apparently Boudicca is holding The Doctor prisoner. "... and stuff," whatever that means.
River? Captain Harkness? Grouchy Doctor and Rose? I think we're going to need all the help we can get this time around. And I'm definitely leaving the Roman armor at home this time. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|02:26 pm] |
I'm making a big Sunday dinner if anyone wants to come over! I always end up making too much anyway, this way it won't go to waste. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|02:24 pm] |
Operation Dragon Swarm was a success, Prince is all taken care of, Rivaini's married with a child, and Hawke and her Two Magey Friends haven't blown anything up in a long time.
... now what do I do with my time? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2012|11:33 pm] |
I think a rave would be fucking awesome right now. But I'll settle for a party instead. I love the fun of it, so the graduating class of Taunton this year should have a big bash. But until then... any hot ladies want to go for a swim? My friend Maxxie used to do that and it was always a good workout. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2012|07:28 pm] |
I need help from someone on how to act ... I don't know. The way the wife of an MI-5 agent's supposed to act, however that is? Apparently some woman who's Aaron's superior thinks I act "immaturely" and might "affect my husband's chances for promotion".
Though I want it on record that I didn't actually throw anything at the stupid bitch's head when she turned away from me. Rather proud of myself for that. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2012|01:45 pm] |
People that help me run the zoo have told me I should take some time to myself.
Somepony want to go out somewhere?
Dash, maybe? I know I've been busy the last few days. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2012|01:47 pm] |
Dani, I am so going to smack you. You got to Le Bernardin before me! Tell me every single detail. Well. Not every detail, I'm sure you did something really inappropriate under the table during dinner. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2012|05:15 pm] |
Hey, wait a second!
What happened to the cranky little green guy who ate all my cookies? He didn't get vortexed did he? |
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[Jan. 13th, 2012|05:37 pm] |
I wish this world had a Bloaty's. Seeing the pizza hog would be nice. Josef summons okay pizza, but it's missing humiliation. That's what makes pizza better. |
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