InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "I'm 30"

John Blake is angry in his bones. (comingback) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2013-01-01 21:59:00

Entry tags:

arthur the point man, emilie, john blake, petit lapan lebeau

What the flying fuck was that? Where the hell am I?

This isn't Gotham.

(Post a new comment)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 06:18 am UTC (link)
	First time through the vortex, sweetheart? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:22 am UTC (link)
	The what? Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Name's Emilie. And you look a hell of a lot like my dad, Mr. Angrypants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:29 am UTC (link)
	First off, I am not angry. Second off, who the hell is your father? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 06:34 am UTC (link)
	You're totally angry. His name's Arthur. But you're definitely not him, despite the identical looks. That happens here sometimes. People look like other people. There's also kids that get zapped back from the future. And zombies! ...yeah, you might want to look at this: [link] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:35 am UTC (link)
	You have got to be kidding me. About all of this. It doesn't make sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 06:52 am UTC (link)
	I may hold the title of world's biggest troll, but even I couldn't dream up something this wacky. Sometimes the world doesn't make sense, Angrypants. Deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:53 am UTC (link)
	We are not running with that nickname. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, Angrybutt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Not thinking that's better, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Cross-trousers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:59 am UTC (link)
	John Blake. My name is John Blake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Pissyshorts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 07:02 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Did God forget to shove a sense of humor up your ass or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure that's not where he puts it, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2013-01-02 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Careful, that was almost funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prettylilbunny 2013-01-02 06:41 am UTC (link)
	...Whoa, the consigliere's outside of his natural habitat. Someone should get pictures of this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:44 am UTC (link)
	The what? This isn't a hotel, but I'm trying to find Gotham City, okay? I don't know what happened but I need to get home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prettylilbunny
2013-01-02 06:48 am UTC (link)

Consigliere, not concierge. Guy who makes the appointments and keeps the accounts in order and handles the payroll and ... kind of the same thing as a concierge, actually. Weird. Never noticed that before.

I don't think we have one of those here, Gotham, that is, plenty of people have homes.

In other news, you look exactly like the guy who's usually in the office at the Guildhall, only way less suit-y.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Nothing about this is making sense. That other kid said the suit guy is her father and I'm here from some other world? I mean, you're all fucking with me, right? Or I'm dreaming? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-02 07:11 am UTC (link)
	We aren't, and you aren't. Though I'm starting to think I might be. Again. I can take it from here, boss, go ahead and go back to whatever it was you were doing. And John, it sounds crazy, it is crazy, but it's actually happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it sounds crazy all right. Real crazy. How can it be happening? How can any of this be real? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-02 07:33 am UTC (link)
	I haven't got an explanation. Really wish I did sometimes, but I don't. Basically the information on the website Emilie linked you too is accurate, up to date, and, unbelievable as it is, true. You start thinking about the how and the why too hard and you'll make yourself crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm coming off months of crazy. Trust me. John Blake. I take it you're the consewhatever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	$Arthur - the Point Man (Inception): :\$ loadedreminder 2013-01-02 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Consigliere. And yes, I am. The name's Arthur, if you hadn't gathered that already. Welcome to the madhouse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Just came from one. I was trying to swear them off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-02 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	This place has a way of doing that, sorry to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-02 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Great. Just what I need. Sorry. Been a seriously stressful couple of days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Happens to a lot of people before they get here. Chances are good that you're in better circumstances now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, buddy. I'm from Gotham. I don't really believe in 'better' these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 05:44 am UTC (link)
	It's all relative. We do have the occasional zombie outbreak here. Didn't have those back home outside of a few specific nightmares. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Zombie outbreaks. Nightmares. Where'd you say you came from again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	$Arthur - the Point Man (Inception): :\$ loadedreminder 2013-01-03 05:54 am UTC (link)
	New York. At least officially, I traveled a lot. And I've been here over two years now, haven't quite gone native yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Comforting. I have no idea where I am. Hell of a lot warmer than Gotham. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Check your ID, probably the only way to know for sure where you are. Unless you landed somewhere other than where you live now, which happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Florida. I'm in Florida. I am not staying in Florida. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 06:13 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to, I don't know why anyone would stay in Florida willingly. ... I say, from New Orleans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 06:14 am UTC (link)
	~~I need to find out where Maria is.~~ I apparently have a car. Mind someone you don't know crashing on your couch for awhile? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 06:19 am UTC (link)
	We've got guest rooms. You don't have to take a couch unless you want to. [Guildhall coordinates] No real solid address. But there's a portkey dropoff at the end of the driveway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 06:21 am UTC (link)
	A portkey? You mean like Harry Potter? Of course you mean like Harry Potter. Son of a bitch... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Exactly like that. I'm pretty sure that was my initial reaction too. Pretty sure it's most people's initial reaction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Unbelievable. It'll be a drive. I'll be in contact when I'm closer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 06:46 am UTC (link)
	You can always just post something here. Or you can call [phone#], don't worry about the time, we don't keep normal-people hours around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comingback 2013-01-03 06:48 am UTC (link)
	I get the feeling there isn't a lot of normal-people anything around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loadedreminder 2013-01-03 06:50 am UTC (link)
	That's a good feeling. Go with that one. (Reply to this) (Parent)