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Agent Hill believes in the system. ([info]agenthill) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2013-01-02 02:54:00

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Entry tags:agent coulson, cd rhom, clint barton, john blake, maria hill, nick fury, tony stark

Stark.

What the fuck did you do? Where the hell is my Helicarrier?

I need a status report. On the double, people.


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[info]exitthedonut
2013-01-02 07:57 am UTC (link)
It is total bullshit that I get blamed for everything around here.

[Read it and weep, Hill.] You're not in Kansas anymore.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:03 am UTC (link)
You're usually at fault.

What the fuck is this?

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[info]exitthedonut
2013-01-02 08:04 am UTC (link)
Ready the ugly ass site, lady. You got vortexed.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:08 am UTC (link)
I read the damn site, Stark. I'm asking what the hell it means. Remember, I'm not the expert in thermonuclear astrophysics.

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[info]exitthedonut
2013-01-02 08:09 am UTC (link)
Well, clearly you need to do your homework.

It doesn't make sense, actually. No clue why it's happening, but we all wind up here. You wouldn't believe half the shit that happens here.

Get cozy though. We haven't found a way home. Maybe this world needs us more, I don't know.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:14 am UTC (link)
Fantastic.

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[info]comingback
2013-01-02 08:00 am UTC (link)
Maria?!

Oh thank God.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:04 am UTC (link)
Don't call me that You never

It's Agent Hill.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-02 08:07 am UTC (link)
Don't.

Just don't. I was going back to my apartment and you were on that bridge and Just don't pull that 'Agent Hill' shit right now, Maria. We're in big trouble.

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Blake
[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:10 am UTC (link)
When the hell did you get here, Blake?

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-02 08:10 am UTC (link)
Ten minutes ago, max.

I hadn't even made it to my car yet.

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Blake
[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:13 am UTC (link)
Bullshit.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-02 08:14 am UTC (link)
There's goddamn snow on my shoulders still, Maria. And it isn't snowing here.

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Blake
[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:15 am UTC (link)
I haven't seen you for two months, you ass. You really expect me to believe that?

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-02 08:16 am UTC (link)
Two months?

Did you ever even go looking for me in two months? Think maybe I was in trouble if you couldn't find me? For fuck's sake, Maria.

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Blake
[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:21 am UTC (link)
Yes, because I'm completely fucking stupid as well as being a bitch.

Of course I looked for you. I tapped into every fucking resource I had. Nothing. Not even on the bad side of shit. Even kept the net out when they told me to accept that you didn't want to be found.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-02 10:38 pm UTC (link)
You're not a bitch. Don't say that.

I'm sorry. It's been maybe ten minutes for me, that's all.

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Blake
[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:32 am UTC (link)
Not a bitch? Have you met me?

So timelines are fucked up here. Fantastic.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
Yeah. I've met you.

Looks like it. I would never leave That was you

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:42 am UTC (link)
I see.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
What does this Why are we

I need to talk to you.

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John
[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:50 am UTC (link)
I'm listening.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-04 06:51 am UTC (link)
Not here. Please?

Arthur says there's portkeys. Like fucking Harry Potter, which is just...

... yeah.

I'm heading to New Orleans.

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John
[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:55 am UTC (link)
It's easier this way I don't know if I can Fuck

I'm in Tokyo. I'll figure it out.

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Maria
[info]comingback
2013-01-04 06:57 am UTC (link)
No, hang on.

I'll come to you.

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[info]1stnameagent
2013-01-02 08:17 am UTC (link)
It's good to see you, Hill.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:23 am UTC (link)
What.

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[info]1stnameagent
2013-01-02 10:44 pm UTC (link)
I know. It's a big surprise to most.

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Coulson
[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:33 am UTC (link)
How?

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Hill
[info]1stnameagent
2013-01-04 06:43 am UTC (link)
I survived, but was in recovery for quite some time.

I didn't realize until much, much later that the chief didn't tell anyone.

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Coulson
[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:49 am UTC (link)
Clearly I ought to fucking shoot him

I have your cards.

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Hill
[info]1stnameagent
2013-01-04 06:50 am UTC (link)
I heard he got blood on them.

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Coulson
[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:51 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry.

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[info]takemyshot
2013-01-02 08:17 am UTC (link)
Yes. Give Stark all the shit. He's insufferable here.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-02 08:23 am UTC (link)
He's insufferable everywhere, Barton.

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[info]ex_gotmyeyeo371
2013-01-02 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Hill, good to have you back.

Last I checked we were still NSA here because SHIELD doesn't exist. If you ended up somewhere else we'll get you transferred.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
Yes sir. Got to work on getting out of Tokyo first.

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[info]ex_gotmyeyeo371
2013-01-04 06:42 am UTC (link)
You need a lift, you let me know.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:47 am UTC (link)
Of course, sir.

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[info]gear724
2013-01-04 02:56 am UTC (link)
As inventive as Dr. Stark is, I'm sure he is not to blame for the vortex. That said, I have some interest in the development of a helicarrier. Or at least rental of one for concert purposes.

Forgive me. Where are my manners? I'm gear #724.

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[info]agenthill
2013-01-04 06:40 am UTC (link)
Agent Hill. Pleasure.

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