RAC IC for The Warrant

I have this terrible feeling I'm jinxing us by saying it but...

It's quiet. Too quiet.

[Captains]

Got a bounty to Venus. See you on the flip side.

[Bahama Mama]

The Tequila Sunrise did good work on this back in October so now the director can finally give us a name and a face. We leave in an hour. Remember, Apollo's people in particular don't play nice so we have to be extra careful.

Lea and Sol, can you make sure the guns and sidearms are ready? Nat and Alloy, if all else is taken care of, see how we are for gas masks.

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[Tequila Sunrise]

Did you feel that? I know most of us are on board but is everyone alright?

[Solomon Price]

Are you alright? I'm [...] unhurt.

[Friends: Ireland, Nicola, Zwei, engineers poker club, and idk who else]

I'm unhurt, and on the Sunrise. Do any of you need anything?

NICOLA.

hey cappity cap

don't suppose you have a copy of that inmate list

anyone know bars hiring in ganymede? or have a couch that a girl can crash on? do your ships even have couches? do i need like, a pass to get into HQ, or am i not allowed in there because i'm not officially part of the team? i should've visited before now, i'm thinking. hindsight is awesome.

NICOLA.

how much longer do i need to be on these dumb crutches

CAMPBELL, SOL, COLT.

so the trap almost ate my leg but i can tell everyone i wrestled with a wolf

LIAM.

eye heard you got messed up in europa

Mama Family

So here's to a quieter and easier mission next time.

Also sorry you should know by now that this time of year is pretty shit for me no matter how much I pretend otherwise.

Public service announcement: Do not introduce your crew to your fathers. Baby pictures get involved and you start to suspect your dignity is permanently down for the count.

[Bahama Mama]

Which is to say, Dad and Pop say you're all welcome back anytime.

Especially "That lovely gentleman with the dark hair, stunning eyes, and ass you could bounce a woolong off of" which... I'm honestly not sure if that was Sol or Nicola and frankly I wasn't going to ask them to clarify and make the conversation even more awkward.

[Zwei]

How're you feeling?

[Bahama Mama]

Good work everyone. The vet says we can get some pictures with the little guy before she takes him away.

[London]

Got them both after a couple of nights camping out. Secured on board. Zwei got caught in a bear trap and is getting some medical attention from Colt's parents before we head back to HQ.

[Nice Guy Navigator Club]

First outing was a success. How did you guys do?

Lea's fine.

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Looking like we may need to postpone book club.

[Bahama Mama]

London's got another bounty for us on the books. Yellow level on Callisto, involves poaching of endangered wild animals, usually when they're cubs or whatever, to serve in the private zoos of the very rich, and the locals aren't too happy about what's going on in their backyard, so we won't be getting too much hassle from them at least. In fact, it's a rare union between them and that singer Riley Cyrus, who is footing the bounty on this. 4 million woolongs. We've also got a couple of (legal) hunters who would be helping us track them. Thoughts?