RAC IC for The Warrant

seeking new navigator, apply below

those of s'more disposition &/or consistency need not fucking apply

SOL, CAMPBELL & COLT.

[.....] got a proposition

EDEN.

you never told me if you got my gift, fucking rude

TEQUILA SUNRISE & BAHAMA MAMA.

Happy New Year, all. Here's to another one. Everyone have a good night?

NICOLA.

You got a minute?

[Bahama Mama]

With the family until the 27th. Be good. Don't give Gizmo any milk unless it's that special pet store shit, he's lactose intolerant.

Also I'm bringing back some smoked salmon so don't eat up too much before dinner.

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Bahama Mama

I was thinking of putting together a good dinner tonight. Any requests?


Eden

Situation resolved.

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]

hey p.s. is it true you guys got bombed? i heard someone lost a limb.

xoxo a concerned bartender.

OKAY WHICH MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS SHIP HAS THAT HORRIBLE RINGTONE

i was sleeping after a very intense session of rolling on the engines

PENDLETON. :)

大丈夫？

Oh look at that! Everyone's back, beautiful, and is much too sober for my tastes. When are we going to have some fun around here?

who taught the appletini pilots how not to fucking drive