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At Pax Letale, an awakening has begun. As these gods rediscover themselves and each other, the seemingly invisible but ubiquitous management tracks each of them quite closely, and the very building itself seems to have an agenda of its own. And as the gods made humans in their own image - or humans made them in theirs - so will the the behavior of the people of Pax turn as dark as their deities. Blood, strife, sex, petty plots, torture - even murder will wind their ways into Pax Letale.

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Dec. 1st, 2017


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PUBLLIIICC AF


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Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH ME jk mostly

HOLY CRAP IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK ALSO SOMEONE BRING ME HOT CHOCOLATE STAT


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I need you to push me in a wheelchair outside RIGHT NOW


Private to June

SNOWBALL FIGHT? JUST BECAUSE I'm ON CRUTCHES DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE YOU


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WHERE ARE YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE YOU BURIED UNDER HOMEWORK DO I NEED TO COME DIG YOU OUT????????

Nov. 2nd, 2017


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Anyone seen BB lately? Been a minute since I heard from her in spite of the racket we've/I've made and that's kind of odd.

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BB seriously if you're reading this where tf are you, answer your texts

Oct. 11th, 2017


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205 to all~


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Well, alright, so I've got to admit I haven't a clue what you lot are talking about most of the time but I at least get the point that I've moved into some kind of alternate dimension. One where the lift malfunctions and Casper the friendly ghost rearranges what little furniture I've got.

That said, there's a fantastic bakery 'round the bend. One I wandered into and will now be the death of me, or the cause of me becoming the latest on 'My 600-lb Life.' No regrets.

I'll take any used book shoppe or bar recommendations if you've got them though? I used to tend bar, in fact, so it'll be nice to be on the other side of things. Thanks in advance - I'm James, by the by. Moved to the States some time ago, form Ireland. Why do Americans turn their beer green for St. Patrick's Day? Never understood that one.

Oct. 10th, 2017


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People of Pax Letale, stop whatever you're doing.

Or, like, don't, I don't really care.

Mostly, I just wanna make a PSA (pretty sweet announcement) that we need to make a list of where all these different keys are leading. Daniel and I tried one that's, like, made of wood (that's not a euphemism) and it sent us to this crazy as shit hall where this dude like...

I don't need to get into the gory details but it wasn't pretty, let's just leave it at that.

So if you try a key, leave a comment here so everybody gets their trigger warnings in.

Oct. 8th, 2017


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Who's the idiot who spent all night gluing keys to the ceiling??????

Sep. 22nd, 2017


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[To everyone]

sooo. anyone know if hotel transylvania is appropriate to play for a toddler, or should i stick to scooby doo? bc i'm in charge of one for the weekend maybe longer and i wanna get the kid in the holiday spirit.

[To Tommy]

so i might have to skip yoga this week because i'm taking care of a kid. i was looking forward to showing you this.
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Aug. 22nd, 2017


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We need to talk I've got some bad news for you, kid

Got a minute? I need to talk to you, preferably in person.
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Jul. 20th, 2017


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Seriously???


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OMG I just got myself a ton of strawberries at the market yesterday and they're ALL GONE! Stolen from my fridge!! Someone was on here griping about lost blueberries earlier? Did you find out who took them? This is SERIOUS BUSINESS. You DON'T mess with my strawberries!!
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Jul. 11th, 2017


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PUBLIC


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OK

NO

IT IS PAST MIDNIGHT AND I

HAVE A 6 A.M. INTERVIEW

YOU GUYS ARE NOT KEEPING ME UP WITH THE SCREAMING AGAIN

MAY I INTRODUCE DANIELA CIIN

TO THE FAIR FOLK OF PAX

ENJOY



LEARN

TO

RESPECT

YOUR

NEIGHBORS
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Jul. 10th, 2017


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So I got two questions.

First and most importantly, would anyone who knows a thing about make-up help a poor boy out and like, physically come with me and help me buy something that'll cover a black eye?

Second, has anyone else had stuff go straight up missing recently? Not expensive stuff, just random crap my razors are missing and I just bought new ones before the 4th?
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Jul. 5th, 2017


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907 to everyone


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Now I ain't one to judge the bountiful creatures on this planet, but I don't reckon seein' anything about huge snakes takin' up a residence in the brochure for this livin' space.

I don't suppose anyone happens to carry on their person a collection of choice food parcels for large reptilian beasts? They're lookin' awful hungry up here...
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Jun. 21st, 2017


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907 to everyone


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[ Backdated to June 3rd, as a direct effect of attempting to offer yoga classes to Nish as a means of cheering her up...]

Howdy, y'all!

Let me tell ya about a f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c opportunity I've taken upon myself to offer this community, on account of wantin' to bring everyone a little bit closer to that healin' power inside of us. Ya don't need to be an expert, ya only gotta be willin' to try, and success'll surely happen!

Every Sunday morning at 9 a.m. sharp, as long as the sun is shinin' her pretty face down on the world, I'll be on the beach directly behind this buildin', offerin' free yoga lessons. That's right, just bring a smile and a yoga mat!

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Figure it's about time we got to work on your truck! How's about a Saturday mornin' sometime soon?

Jun. 7th, 2017


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Sooo LA Pride is this weekend. Who else is going?

Jun. 1st, 2017


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Hey, um. This is so weird and creepy idk why I'm so worried but is gonna sound random but are you ok? Because there were cops all over my floor and I think someone died and I haven't seen you around in a bit.
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May. 23rd, 2017


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I heard that postin' in here was somethin' a person oughta do when they first move in! I'm Thomas, but y'all can call me anything, just don't call me late!! Lol.

I'm gonna be down at The Environmental Nature Center a lot, just doin' my thing, and y'all should come pay me a visit if ya like nature and don't hate our beautiful mother earth! I wouldn't even do a dog the way so many people like to treat her. =(

Anywho, if any of y'all have met Matt, he's pretty much my best friend ever, and he oughta go check his mailbox, 'cause I left him a present.

Well, I reckon that's enough from me. Nice to meet y'all! =D

May. 22nd, 2017


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Has anyone seen Brent McGregor? He lives in 102. We both work at LA County, and he hasn't shown up for two shifts which really isn't that weird but. I haven't seen him here, either and he's usually not that hard to miss. His apartment door has been open for who knows how long. Any info on his last whereabouts would be greatly appreciated.

May. 15th, 2017


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Poker, anyone? I've got my eye on every other Saturday night in a currently undisclosed location (re: likely my apartment, or likely yours, if you've got a mind to do it and enough chairs). If you can't spend the summer brushing up on your poker face, then what good is it for, anyway?

And if you're inclined to play, remember the old adage: cheetahs never prosper.

- P. Chapman
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May. 5th, 2017


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LOL UM does management think we're stupid??? all this weird shit and then YOU THINK YOU CAN APOLOGIZE WITH A COUPON?

Private to Daniel, Alice, and Gus

guys don't fall for this bait because that's TOTALLY what it is ok

Apr. 26th, 2017


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Uh, so. Am I the only person who noticed this place is back to normal again? Like. What the hell happened last week?

Apr. 24th, 2017


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Good morning everyone,

I'm Matthew Buchanan, but you can call me Matt. And I hate writing these things but it's a hell of a lot easier to write this than introduce myself face to face. Just moved in yesterday and I'm new to California. I lived in Maryland prior to moving here and grew up near Philadelphia. Happy to be here though. I can't think of anything else to say...

Have a great week!

Matt