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Tweak says, "I'm chewing through the straps"

Thomas Lee McCulloch | Белбог (bornebybliss) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-05-23 11:03:00

Entry tags:

chernobog, eris, loki, pan, persephone, xochipilli

907 to everyone

I heard that postin' in here was somethin' a person oughta do when they first move in! I'm Thomas, but y'all can call me anything, just don't call me late!! Lol.

I'm gonna be down at The Environmental Nature Center a lot, just doin' my thing, and y'all should come pay me a visit if ya like nature and don't hate our beautiful mother earth! I wouldn't even do a dog the way so many people like to treat her. =(

Anywho, if any of y'all have met Matt, he's pretty much my best friend ever, and he oughta go check his mailbox, 'cause I left him a present.

Well, I reckon that's enough from me. Nice to meet y'all! =D

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	literallyhorny 2017-05-23 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ok, first thing I gotta know: Texas, Georgia, or Tennessee? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-23 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Texas, as a matter of fact. Only state outta those three I'd ever be caught alive in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-05-23 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	~~can you even have flashbacks to a place you don't remember~~ Knew it had to be one of those. I'd say me too, but I don't think it counts if you move away when you're a baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, it sure as heck counts. You're a Texan for life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-05-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Eeeh. The only lasting mark it left was how much I love that massive orange beast that's parked outside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-23 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	That gas guzzler is yours?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-05-23 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yeeeah. I'm working on getting the parts to reduce its emissions. Until I get that fixed, it's parked except in case of emergency. On the plus side, if this place floods or catches on fire, I know I can drive it out. That monster used to belong to a first responder. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bornebybliss
2017-05-23 04:37 pm UTC (link)

Y'know, I'd be happy to help ya with those kinda alterations! I ain't a wizard under the hood of a car, but I know how to find decent parts that won't eventually suffocate us all to death and beyond. Just sayin'.

Nah, I don't forsee anything like that happenin' here. Too nice of a place, and we got enough warnin' systems in this day and age to let us know ahead of time. But you're representin' a higher power by drivin' that thing--gonna say again, I can help ya find better parts.

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	literallyhorny 2017-05-23 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, I will ~~kiss you~~ owe you big time if you can find a place that'll sell me the parts! Fixing it up is nothing; you don't own a truck older than you are without knowin' how to fix it. Yeah but ~~this place is crazy my dude~~ the option is still nice, you feel me? Also I can haul stuff off for my neighbors for the cheap cheap price of food or booze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-23 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Sure thing, man, but I didn't quite catch your name? I can have a look around this week, scrounge up a reputable business for ya. Sure, sure, always gotta know which side your bread is buttered on, especially in the case of natural disasters. But after you get these parts, ya can do it without killing our planet. =) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-05-25 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry bout that. I'm Vinnie, short dude with the hair living in 108. I really appreciate it, between the jobs and ~~this place being a fucking horror movie~~ getting my feet under me, I haven't had much spare time. ~~I've only gotten laid twice since I moved, I'm gonna die.~~ Hey, whatever it takes to keep this place from stinking like New York. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private to 907 chernobog 2017-05-23 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	~~Holy shit.~~ Tom! I knew you were coming back to the states and all that but I didn't realize YOU WERE MOVING HERE! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private to 907 bornebybliss 2017-05-23 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Man, I've been busier than a moth in a mitten with all this movin' in nonsense, or I woulda just came upstairs to say hi! Well, it sure oughta be easier from now on, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private to 907 chernobog 2017-05-24 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it'll be really easy to see you. ~~I hope I don't see you on an operating table though~~ Do you need help moving in? Do you need anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private to 907 bornebybliss 2017-05-25 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	I reckon the only thing I need right now is to fill up my bread basket. Say, you oughta come find a good vegan place with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private to 907 chernobog 2017-05-25 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'll join you for dinner. I certainly would like to see you. I've been working a lot this month but my schedule frees up next week. But just give me a ring if you need anything before then, alright? I can't believe you're here though. It'll be great to see you. Just like old times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private to 907 bornebybliss 2017-05-28 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I sure can't wait! We'll be ringing in the summer together, and isn't that just dandy? I've got a lot to catch ya up on, and I figure it's likewise. Got a little place in mind, too, I'll send you the address. =D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private to 907 chernobog 2017-05-30 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, it's a date then. Ha. I'll let you know what my schedule is like once the month wraps up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	502 nishka 2017-05-23 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, aren't you excited to be here! I'm Nish, and I can't keep a plant alive to save my life. Maybe I water them too much (or not enough?) Anyway, welcome :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 502 bornebybliss 2017-05-23 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Miss Nish, I've always been happier than a dead pig in the sunshine, movin' can't change a thing. You oughta come down to the ENC sometime, we'll hook ya up real nice with something easy to care for. Otherwise, I've always got a few succulents to spare, if you'd like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 502 nishka 2017-05-23 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I will! It'll have to come with detailed instructions on 'how to not kill a plant'. Also, I'd need something my cat won't be tempted to eat. Or destroy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 502 bornebybliss 2017-05-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, first what you oughta do is get your cat a little treat for himself, that way I reckon he'll leave whatever plant you get alone. Boston ferns are real good for that kinda thing! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 502 nishka 2017-05-23 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Just as long as it's safe in case he does nibble on it, I've heard that a lot of plants are not good for cats, even though they love them. Ferns are pretty, but I seem to recall many Garfield comics of Jon not ever being able to keep one with Garfield in the house! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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bornebybliss
2017-05-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)

Nah, ya ain't got nothin' to worry about with a Boston. See, they're non-toxic, and if ya don't wanna keep your windows open all the way, all the time, they do pretty well in the shade. Just gotta think of them as the introverts of the plant world. Before ya know it, you'll be a regular connoisseur of plant life! Jon only ever had one oar in the water, Garfield woulda been fine with a fern. =)

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	Re: 502 nishka 2017-05-23 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	He was fine, even though he kept eating them! Jon wasn't though, he had to keep buying them. Maybe I'll just put it up high ~~because cats can't jump five times their body length or anything</i>.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 502 bornebybliss 2017-05-23 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well, this may be true, but I still reckon it's a good distraction for keeping a succulent safe. =D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eristic 2017-05-24 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	AH I see you are a man of taste, who also knows how to properly use the internet. Minus points for something that looks like it's from the 90s though, come ON! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-25 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	The duck's a lick silly, but I don't hardly mind. Sure beats a toothy shark any day of the week! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-25 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure this is the fowl you're looking for: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-28 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Now, I know for a fact that a sponge can't possibly live in a pineapple under the sea. But if it makes him happy, I sure won't stand in his way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	xochipilli 2017-05-24 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome to the fold, Thomas! I'm definitely going to hit you up for a tour around the Nature Center; getting out is something I need to do more of. I'm Gabe, by the way, in 805. A Texan environmentalist, though, now I feel like I've seen everything! No offense meant, ofc! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-25 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be delighted to give ya a tour! We need more folks in the world that wanna learn a bit more about savin' the earth! It's good to meet ya, and I don't see any old reason to be offended, 'cause where's the sense in that? We're on this earth for too short of a time to spend it feelin' unhappy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xochipilli 2017-05-25 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well great! What days would you say are the least busy? I'd definitely like to take in the great outdoors while not having to deal with a lot of small, screaming children... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-28 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	If ya avoid the weekends + Fridays (we get a lot of field trips up here, and it gets more hectic than a fox in a hen coop), any other day of the week is right as rain for some relaxin' perusal of our exhibits. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	$Isobel Brandt \\ Persephone: plain faced$ praxidike 2017-05-24 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hah, would it be rude to ask if you can get me discounted tickets to your butterfly house? That sounds like an amazing job! I'm Isobel, in 105. Welcome to Pax! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornebybliss 2017-05-25 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Why thank ya! It sure is, and I don't imagine it'll be too hard to rustle up a day pass or two, if ya promise to look into volunteerin' one day! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	$Isobel Brandt \\ Persephone: :D$ praxidike 2017-05-25 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my gosh I'd love to! Just let me know when! (Reply to this) (Parent)