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o goat-foot god of arcady! (literallyhorny) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-07-10 09:09:00

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eris, hel, hermes, pan, tyr

108 to everyone
So I got two questions.

First and most importantly, would anyone who knows a thing about make-up help a poor boy out and like, physically come with me and help me buy something that'll cover a black eye?

Second, has anyone else had stuff go straight up missing recently? Not expensive stuff, just random crap ~~my razors are missing and I just bought new ones before the 4th~~?

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	201 to 108 tohelandback 2017-07-10 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	I might know a trick or two on the makeup front! ~~seriously, I've had tons of practice recently...~~ -Jocelyn (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 201 to 108 literallyhorny 2017-07-10 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	If you can help me I might legitimately kiss you. I have no idea how to match make-up to my skintone ~~other people always did that for me~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 201 to 108 tohelandback 2017-07-10 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Why don't you pop up sometime this evening, and we'll see if I have anything on hand that can help. Then we can go shopping for anything that might be missing - some of this stuff is expensive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 201 to 108 literallyhorny 2017-07-10 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Unless we're the same shade, we're probably going out. When's good for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 201 to 108 tohelandback 2017-07-10 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	I should be back from work by 5. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	201 to 108 literallyhorny 2017-07-10 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, I'll wander up about a quarter til 6. I appreciate this so much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eristic 2017-07-10 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	ummmmmmm BLACK EYE? WTF happened?????????? My apartment has smelled like shit since this month started, but nothing's missing. Well, except a package of bread that I found ripped to shreds in my kitchen... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-07-10 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	tl;dr I got punched by a customer at the pizza place 'cause I wouldn't give him back his counterfeit, and now the schedule dude at the movie place is bitching because a black eye is 'unprofessional'. Tbh it sounds like rats. Maybe one of them died in your walls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

private

eristic
2017-07-10 02:46 pm UTC (link)

ok this is like embarrassing and do not let this impugn my good character in your eyes but I found literal shit spread all over my toilet the other day

i have not had that bad of mexican in A LONG TIME so I have NO IDEA where it came from and OH MY GOD there are not enough paper towels in the WORLD

I think I got ~~most???~~ all of it but it still smells, I don't know if I need to get some, like, industrial type cleaning solution OR idk a million scented candles I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS

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	private literallyhorny 2017-07-10 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	oh my god that is disgusting, lisol the shit outta that bitch. wait, no, bleach it and THEN lisol it. and then pour some vinegar into a bowl and leave it in the bathroom for like a day. also candles. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oathretractor 2017-07-11 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Someone stole my frigging BLUEBERRIES. Who the hell steals BLUEBERRIES?!?!?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-07-12 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Hungry people? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private literallyhorny 2017-07-12 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Alright but seriously dude, are you hurting for food? I'm pretty sure I could guilt a pizza out of my boss if you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private oathretractor 2017-07-13 04:13 am UTC (link)
	They can get their own damn blueberries if they're so freaking hungry. What? No. Like. I'm good, man. I'm good. I just don't appreciate it when people break the law and STEAL THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIRS. They're probably reading this right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private literallyhorny 2017-07-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Just checking. That ever changes, you better lemme know. With all the weird shit happening in this place, you're assuming what took your blueberries is human? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private oathretractor 2017-07-13 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, sure. Will do. ~~It isn't like I eat macaroni a lot~~ Maybe I'm being too hopeful, but whatever. It'd be easier to deal with if it's human. Or a hamster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private literallyhorny 2017-07-17 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Dude if its hamsters fuck that shit, you're dealing with the little rodents on your own. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private polytropus 2017-07-11 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	You have a black eye? Inquiring minds want to know the reason. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-12 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Dude came in on the 4th and tried to buy a ton of pizzas with a counterfeit. I wouldn't give it back, motherfucker decked me. It's nbd, but the scheduling dude at the movie theater is throwing a fit because I look 'unprofessional' now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-12 06:29 am UTC (link)
	No big deal? I would think that it's plenty of a big deal, not to mention bad business practice for assault to happen within the store. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Bad form all around. Happen to know if your employer is going to press charges? ~~Because if he doesn't~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-12 07:08 am UTC (link)
	~~lawsuits are things white ppl do~~ She's plenty mad, but the order was a pickup and he was gonna pay in cash. Not a regular either, so we got a name but no address. I mean she filed a report so if the cops track him down I'm p sure she'll press charges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-13 05:10 am UTC (link)
	You know, I could do a little investigating if you give me his name. ~~Is that legal? Probably not. Frankly, I don't care.~~ Barring more vengeful actions, I've got plenty of frozen vegetables if you need to sling a bag of peas over your eye. My door's always open. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-13 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Depends, is that all you're gonna do? I.. Might take you up on that. I don't keep frozen veggies laying around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-13 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Pending any legal actions, yes. ~~For now.~~ Good, you'll thank yourself later. Stella misses you, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-13 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	~~I'm gonna regret this~~ Joshua Stein. Tall, kinda bulky white dude, little older than you, kinda dirty blonde. Yeah, I miss her too. I.. kinda been wanting to talk to you about something for a while anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-13 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'll find out what kind of skeletons are hiding in his closet; we'll see if damaging his reputation does the trick in convincing him to not assault ~~you~~ other people. Something on your mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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literallyhorny
2017-07-13 02:47 pm UTC (link)

I'd settle for an address so my boss can press charges.

...Yeah but it sounds dumb. Um. Everything that's happening with this place is kinda freaking me out and i sorta want to go to church even though i'm not sure i believe all that ~~because i think i'm possessed~~ and i literally haven't gone to church for anything but weddings and funerals since i was in middle school but would you please go with me?

You can say no just please don't laugh at me.

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polytropus
2017-07-13 03:32 pm UTC (link)

Give me a couple of days and I'll have all the information you need.

~~...~~You know, it's been a long time since I've sat on a pew. It's been even longer since I was invited to church. What's your preferred theological setting? I grew up raised by a lax Catholic, so please do tell me if that sounds the least bit up your alley.

Why would I laugh at the neighbor nice enough to feed my turtle when I'm away? :]

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	private literallyhorny 2017-07-17 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I owe you. My preferred theological setting at that hour is a bed, but my aunt used to drag me to Mass so ig you're in luck?? B/c I'm being dumb. I didn't even like church, I stopped going in middle school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-20 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Think nothing of it~~, kid~~. :] Couldn't hurt to take in a sermon now and then, right? Don't forget, you'll get free wine and wafers in the process. Text me when you've settled on a date and time, and I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-20 11:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Why are you doing all this for me?~~ Clearly you don't remember how much communion wine sucks. You OK with an evening service if I can swing it? I've got this yoga class with a fine as hell teacher that I'd hate to miss... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-20 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Saturday Vigil is my favorite thing, Vinnie. Count me in, sarcasm aside. You'll have to give me a briefing on this yoga teacher--but be careful, because sinful thoughts are not welcome inside the church. Save those for after we leave, and class is in session. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-20 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well then I'm fucked. ~~Recently, thank God.~~ I'll give you deets after church. Just try not to blush too hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private polytropus 2017-07-20 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me on this, I don't blush easily. But I am a sucker for a sordid tale or three. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private literallyhorny 2017-07-20 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	You realize you just made this a challenge, right? (Reply to this) (Parent)