Pax Letale

I kicked a hole through one of the side doors just to hit another door, that should not be possible, I'm getting out of this goddamn building if I have to blow up the side of it.

The walls on the 8th floor seem to be weaker, the fuck is up with that as well.

[OOC: Jayati could have been witnessed as the morning went on storming through the building becoming increasingly agitated, and yes, punching holes in walls, bigger and worse ones on the eighth floor where she lingered because it reminded her of her mother. Anyone who saw her would have been very confused at the conflict of expressions on her face.</i>]

It's been over two hours since I tried to leave this morning for my jog and after attempting for a third time to pick the locks open the lobby doors, I admit that I am getting nowhere. And when I say nowhere, I quite literally mean nowhere. At least the travels up and downstairs have been interesting.

If you're not a.) in a sugar coma or b.) neck deep in a rabbit's fruitful offerings, care to help me out a little with explanations? There's an uneaten, golden Cadbury egg waiting as a prize if you do help me--let's make a trade. Information for chocolate, what could be better?

- P. Chapman

So this is how we introduce ourselves here? Alright I can dig it.

Hey, I'm Vinnie, I just moved into 108, and I own that old pickup outside. It has to stay parked for a while, so if I need to move it out of the way I will don't see how though, it's already pretty far from the building. Don't worry about any freaky flute music you might hear during the day, that's me practicing. I'll try to keep it for daylight hours, so if you hear it at night then you might wanna consider being freaked out because that's not me.

So, have a nice day, looking forward to meeting more of you.

So are random presents just run-of-the-mill here, or is this a welcome gift, or did I miss a clause when I signed my contract? The albino stag's head is really beautiful and it's hanging above my fireplace, but that's a... weirdly in-tune kind of gift. Also really, really rare, so not one that I'm not totally sure I'm cool with. How many albino anythings are there in the world, seriously?

I mean, thank you. But also confusion. So.