So, just to clarify, we're in another universe, God brought people here, there are duplicates of several people and we can't control whether we stay or go?

I figured it would be better to get my facts straight first, rather than making a post filled with redundant questions like 'What's going on?', 'Where am I?' and 'How did I get here?'.

Poodle, you're a fool. Lent? Ye've got to be kidding me.

I'm not a patient man.

Bloody hell this place is full of wankers!

Thank you Lady for allowing me to find my TARDIS. In both human and police box form.

What in the bloody hell is going on here?

Peter, if you're responsible for this, I'm going to wring your sodding neck.