All right.

What the frak just happened?

What the hell...?

Enterprise? Come in. Scotty, where the hell did you beam me?!

Um. . .

Iowa again.

But even less interesting.

I must have died. This is hell.

Communicator's dead, no sign of any kind of intelligent life.

I'll take the horrific ice planet again, at least it was interesting.

OOC: James is no longer going to be tagging back, due to his reunion with his father. Thanks for all the threadage! Anyone who wants to log their date, plz e-mail the mun.

Uhura to Enterprise... Scotty, something went wrong with the transporter. I'm not-

Enterprise?

Computer, what is the current stardate? Computer?

Earth.

I don't remember it being this... developed. What happened? Where am I?

Ok, what the frak is going on? I just got back to the Galactica and now I'm here?

Some mother frakking trick. Leoben, if this is you, I'm going to kill you again until you actually stay dead.