World In Her Hands
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That's it! I can't take it! Big me is driving me crazy :( Make him stoooop.

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Hewwooooooooooooooooooooo!

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*giggling, before a little girl's voice starts saying her newly learned word*

Shit! Heeeeee! Shitshitshit!

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*sniffling*

Da?

Hm. A couple little bastards due to arrive soon. Such a shame. As if this world really needed more whiny backstabbers.

Mom? I think Daddy's gone . . .

Haha, crap, was I so drunk last night that I ended up going home to the wrong apartment again? 'Cause, you know, I've done that before. It was embarrasing. My key wouldn't work, but then I just walked through the door and collapsed into bed. Woke up the next morning to this lady screaming about calling the cops. . .

Actually, come to think of it, I don't feel like I'm hungover. . . Huh.

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