Care to explain this little change of scenery, Dad?

Okay...I'm a little confused right now. First off, I went to sleep in Pennsylvania and now I'm in New York City. And Mark is an idiot, but he's not that much of an idiot. I have an exam on Monday. Not to mention Sandy would kill him. Which begs the question of what happened. There's also the calendar...which says it's 2009. And that's just ridiculous. Anyone with a brain knows it's 1984.

Has anyone seen a girl named Sandra Lewis around? I'm hoping she's not caught up in this nonsense, but you never know.

Well, if this isn't the most interesting little gadget I've seen in a long time. I'm not even quite sure that I'm using it properly but I guess there's only one way to find out, isn't there?

Hmm. Where to start. Let's see. Oh! First of all, Noah dear, if you were planning a trip to New York you might have thought to tell me first. My mother is going to be beside herself when I'm not around to take her to the doctor tomorrow and you know how she can be. At least, I hope you're somehow behind this.

Also, could someone please explain why the calendar says it's 2009? That's a little far-out to be believable, even for me.

I discovered today that the gargoyles here don't talk and I suppose there's no chance of them assuming human form either.  It was very disappointing; I should have liked to meet more creatures like my friend Gary.

I did collect some interesting seashells, though; I think I might start a collection.  The water here isn't nearly as treacherous as it is back home, or so I've found.

( Severus T. Snape )

I hate the demented, depressing shit freak fans of that show make and upload to Youtube.

Logan, if you ever die on me, I will never, ever forgive you.

( Here are your pic fixes guys. )

Um... Lucas? I think we may need to go to the hospital...

Point of interest: I've managed to get a garage set up here in Long Beach if anyone needs anything fixed or tuned up at any point.  Just let me know; I'll be around.

Hope Otto doesn't mind me using his ...