everything that's random

( Escapes and Releases from Arkham )

Atsuko gets to see Mrs. Coulter's monkey.

Dean gets a drink. Trickster gets one, too. They share words. The usual boy meets "demi-god" he thought he'd and a few others had ended.

So, you're not that Crowley? The Trickster really is going to like this place.

First, the City locks her in the asylum; then, it traps her cabin in the Park? Thankfully Harry's there to help a crone out.

At last! Caritas is open for business!

Harry gets to learn about the couch, the fishnets, and what Dinah really does with her free time.

On his search for the women in his life, Simon finds Kaylee first. She makes him smile, and he makes her wish for days gone by.

Dinah needs a techie. Fred needs a computer. But, do these two women need each other?

Erik doesn't know that he's not frightening, much. Amy gives him something to think about; at least he didn't kill her!

Eric, not to be confused with Erik, finds that he's not in Shreveport anymore.

Buffy clues Watson in on a few things, like the fact that he's not the only one writing about his adventures with Sherlock.

Not only does he find out about the stories, he finds out about the movies. Oh, Buffy, what are you doing to the lovable Dr. Watson?

At least John finally found Sherlock...with the Doctor?

The mutant teen filled with angst and anger sits on the bench. Along comes the hunter filled with angst and anger; he sits down beside her. Oddly enough, they ended up trading numbers.

Harry Dresden, this is your house! And your pets! Come on in!

The place and people are really pretty. In fact, it looks just like the one back home. The City brought you Fangtasia, Eric. It even threw in a Reaper named George/Millie to tend the bar.

The little demon girl is moving up in the City; she's now the assistant manager of the Magic Box. Wait, is her boss the Trickster?

Eric opens up Fangtasia; he gets three very different yet very curious women as his first guests.

Watson finds out about curses; they really do exist. Sherlock meets Buffy, and saves Watson, again.

Dinah meets the City's current Batman; the City's current Batman gets a look at the Tower and feels pretty damn awkward.

He's there to listen, but she just came to enjoy the atmosphere and eat some wings.

Hannibal and Lestat discuss the world as it is; Hannibal decides it's time to avenge his lady love.

Howl, you can keep pressing the button, but you're not going to go anywhere else. Not even the speedster can break the City's hold.

The newbie Watson gets to explain the City to a newer newbie, Amelia.

Harry and Dinah take care of an evil-doing issue; they vigilante it up. Harry gets a hug, and Dinah gets to hug.

Dinah learns there are things out there almost as scary as Joker in his rubber ducky footie pajamas; there are vampires, just ask Buffy.

The City gave Harry a phone. Harry made the phone fritz. Kaylee may be able to fix it. Mouse gets a good ole tummy rub from a pretty girl.

( In Arkham )


( Releases and Escapes from Arkham )


While somewhere in the City

Amy lands in the TARDIS, and Snake aims a gun at her.

Gwen feels the pain.

Guy and Marian go shopping. Where is Robin to break up this possible lovefest?

Two (winged) beauties meet and share names. An ex-angel and a pixie, what a combination.

Watch out, Errol. That guy's out of his head. He's missing the usual bat in his belfry.

The monkey lives! No, seriously, it's living. Does the Hippocratic Oath apply to monkeys?

Who knew Harley Quinn could be concerned about a smoker's health? Oh, right, she isn't. She doesn't want to smell like an ashtray.

A demon goes looking and finds a man of God. What would happen if said man knew he was in the presence of a bonafide demon??

Rupert the horse has come to the City with the help of Jeannie and Guy. Or more Jeannie decided to get Guy his very own Black Beauty.

Harley could go for some pie, but she doesn't plan on paying for it.

The City decides it wants a ruler.

Queen Harley holds court. All hail, Queen Harls!

Elizabeth's drunk, again, and Farley finds something pretty cool: the Black Pearl.

A Reaper meets a Slayer, and for a bit of twist, the Reaper thinks of giving the Slayer some fashion advice.

The City takes an interest in Beauty's outfit, so too does Errol; but, Beauty takes interest in Errol's past.

Dr. Jones, meet Jake. Jake, meet Dr. Jones. No, Dr. Jones, you are not at all hallucinating. The cat really does "talk."

Ratso went looking for palm trees; instead, he found the City and River.

Joker doesn't like the Queen; well, maybe he did, but he didn't like that she was now a queen!

Fred checks on an old friend over at the Bates Motel.

Off world pirate briefly commiserates with Old World pirate. Where's the gold when a gal needs it?

After a hard day in the Clinic, Drs. Tam and Cameron have a little lunch.

Kaylee gets a moment with the good Book.

On the other side of the City, a demon nudges a woman with an electrifying personality to usurp the queen.

Gwen and Ianto talk about life in the City, and map making.

Ianto decides to say "hi" to Sidney.

Sam meets one of Dean's exes, and she doesn't try to kill him. She offers to help him.

A drunk leprechaun and a wayward djinn have strange ways of making dinner no one's going to eat.

Demon hunting Sam laughs in the face of no work, then he feels awkward as reaper Betty says "hi".

Elle finally decides to go Queen hunting. Crowley definitely agrees with this. Harley...not so much.

Charlie meets his partner's roommate, Jake the talking alien cat. Charlie's okay with it.

Let's go down to the Park! Everyone seems to be there.

Fred meets another supernatural critter: THE Wolfman. He's something of a gentleman.

The City has taken a king, a Goblin King, and Cameron is the first to meet him.

Why is it always dead hookers?

March Madness All they wanted was a good breakfast, but instead Zoe and Indy got leprechauns.

At least Lestat wasn't one of those sparkly vampires, right, Sammy?

March Madness Because the freakish Cupids weren't enough, the City decides to bring in many, many little Lucky Leprechauns.

March Madness Even Frank and Candy get in on the leprechaun business.

March Madness Fred meets Sam, again. Looks like the leprechauns and the green clothes decided to make the re-meeting interesting.

March Madness A smiling Baba gets to watch a very upset, very big, very real leprechaun get upset about all of the City's lesser men in green.

March Madness The start of a good joke: A demon, a wolfman, and a Slayer play in the park with a bunch of leprechauns?

March Madness Rincwind tries to help Jeannie with her leprechaun infestation; River's there to assist.

March Madness Watch the leprechauns go pop and splat. Demonstration provided by Harley, Ace, and Aeon. Show begins at 11.

March Madness The Library refuses to be found, so Fred and Sam end up at Angel Investigations with Wesley, and a coffee pot stealing leprechaun?

March Madness Simon tries to save Raven's "innocence" from a grabby leprechaun.

March Madness Guy and Elizabeth might finally get that gold.

Beauty meets the not-so-beastly.

The Shepherd and the Punisher - bad joke or spaghetti western?

Farley believes Violet no threat - he's never seen her fighting against Olaf.

The Doctor becomes unstuck in time; Jeannie to the rescue! Where's Kurt Vonnegut when you need him?

Run, Elizabeth! Run! Stay away from the bad man and his computer!

The not-so-beastly walks Beauty home.

Jake lusts after a can of tuna and a really big ship, me-ow!

Spock runs into an inquisitive mind; Violet asks for more information.

All Simon wanted was a quiet moment without complications; yeah, like he was going to get that with a Government type and a talking cat.

Kaylee wants a fixer upper; Zoe wants to not have to fix her up.

A barista, a wizard, a scream queen, and an immortal walk into a bar - definitely not a spaghetti western.

Zoe decides to take up the cowl. Let's hope the benefits are worth it.

Bruce Wayne decides to fade away. Let's hope the benefits are worth it. (Yep, it works on both accounts.)

What does happen when two old friends meet up after a long time? Especially when one's a cat burglar and the other's a sociopath?

[Insert high power/being/creator/whatnot here] certainly works in mysterious ways: shepherd, meet a talking alien cat.

He should have just shot her. Or at least gotten a bigger gun?

What happens when a chicken leg house goes looking for its mistress? Does the over-sized leprechaun want to find out?

Zoe wonders if the new benefits of taking on the cowl include medical insurance.

Jacks of the world, unite!

Hannibal continues therapy with Jo

Cameron tries to figure out what's going on, Wilson tries to help.

Wes trains Fray, and Jesse steps in to help.

Wash, Zoe and River convine in the hospital cafeteria

Jeannie goes looking for the Red Witch. And finds her, completely by accident.

Dean and Lestat meet. It's not really all too friendly.

The Henchmen arrive!

Bones discovers she's not so alone after all. Wonder what Angela will thing of Hannibal.

The City contracts Aeon to do some dirty work.

Spike decides that maybe Jesse was right.

Trying to be a good brother, but avoid the temper, Dex finally calls Deb back

A pretty girl falls into Jack's lap. Oh wait. No. It's only Elizabeth.

River is a little messed up in the head (in a different way this time) and seeks out Simon.

Car VS Elizabeth Swan = Car wins.

Hannibal helps Jo get herself back.

George keeps finding the strangest people. Mal turns out to be a nicer guy than she'd initially thought. What with the gun and all.

Dean runs into somebody new. Anna isn't quite what he was expecting.

Mal and Simon finally find each other. Now, make out you two.

Dr who and Fred. And a squirrel. Cannot forget that.

Just!Jack and Zoe. I really need not say anything more.

Oh Mal, Oh Inara. Oh, how long we've waited

WAFFLES!

Mal and Inara were sweet, but Zoe and Wash earn the gold medal.

Sweeney goes fishin'. Anita shows up to the party

Challenge
Wilson stumbles upon vampires, Buffy is there to help

Aeon gets mistaken as a zombie by Sweeney

Jack finds a new friend, Spike finds a whole new reason to get rid of his soul.

Zombies everywhere! Bruce has no idea what to do luckily for him, Anita arrives to save him.

Bones for everybody. Bones gets a visit from Hannibal. Purely professional of course.

Karen runs into Harry and immediately decides he must be homeless.

Deb and River have a sort of creepy interaction.

Finally, somebody in this city confuses Lestat, way to go Bill! Here's your cookie.

A genie and a cat. No way this can go wrong, nope.

Fray learns there's a watcher in town. Wes is determined to help.

Bruce and Dexter end up at a baseball game so very much rests under the surface of them both.

Captain Jack is confused

Jo runs into Yet another Jack, but doesn't mind, cause he's hot.

Aeon meets a demon. Doesn't go as well as she had planned.

Jeannie washes up in the water, confused. Determing the City is her new master she praises a light. And then Spike shows up.

Mad Sweeney tells Bones how she got here, and that it's not a dream. That's a hell of a welcome.

Jo wakes up from an accident.

Jack abadons the Superman statue, hoping it will cause some fun.

Willow finds said statue.

Dear Bruce Wayne, please give me money to help your friend, love always - Willow.

Aeon and Selina meet at a coffee shop. These two could cause a lot of problems together.

Chris was walking in a park one day, when he realized it wasn't a part and almost got eaten. Thankfully, Dean was there to save him. Go Dean!

Lestat finds Hannibal's handiwork quite amusing. So he sends Aeon a lot of straws. A lot.

Willow works her magic and frees Superman from the stone. Although weakened, Superman still tries to help.

River attends school. Because she's bored. It takes Banner a little by surprise.

A match made in Hell. Lestat finds John Coffey, and John Coffey loses a little bit of himself.

Jeannie takes Spike to the totally wrong person. Fray plays as best as she can with the vampire and the genie. Which is not well.

Jack and George meet. George is very, very confused. NEEDS TO BE UN-FREINDSLOCKED.

Deb more than a little bit freaks out on Wilson.

George and Dexter discuss the weird things in life.

The pirate and the cannibal meet, and apparently get along quite well.

The City meets with Dr Schreber.

Yet another slayer comes into Jesse's life. Fray might possibly be flirting. Jesse might possibly like it.

Finally! Karen and Jack together again! Watch out world!

Zoe meets a strange man. Harry is, indeed, strange.

Spike and Buffy discuss Spike's soul. Buffy manages to not bring up dirty sex with rednecks.

Jack and Karen meet up again. In a bar. Again.

Dexter returns the magical item to Willow and learns something shocking.

Simon encounters Bill's less femme side. Less? More?

Zoe, Harry, Wes and Fred all go have Chinese. There's no joke in this.

River dances, and several people watch.

George meets Jack. George doesn't understand how Jack is alive. Explain, Jack, explain.

Dexter has to kill his friend. George doesn't seem worried about it until after. Hindsight, huh?

Jack McFarland shows up. Lucky Spike, he gets to be the first one to meet him!

Alice and Sweeney have a lovely conversation.

Harry meets Buffy. And learns just how strange things have gotten.

Ghosty!George finds somebody to help her out. Now let's see if it sticks.

Jesse and Buffy do dirty things. Dirty, dirty dirty.

Aeon and Anita don't start off on the right foot, but they get there through snark and sarcasm.

The City Voice tells people to just move on.

John Coffey will cure everybody in the hospital, one burn victim at a time.

Fray goes to file a police report for Rose. Deb gets one hell of a surprise.

Totally missed Saturday

Hannibal and River finally take their relationship public

Anita meets Catwoman. They seem to get along...

Zoe meets another Captain. I'm starting to wonder if she has a fetish.

Simon meets the man who helped his sister. Then invites him to the hospital.

Poor Wilson, can't just one normal person end up his conversation partner? Just once?

Both Jesse and Dexter seek out Willow, each with a different reason.

Fred and Wes Try to figure the City out

Erik finds his Inara, only it's not the same one.

ON GJ

December 23-December 31

Elektra transfers Superman to Jack and Deadpool. Accidentally.

John Coffey meets up with Dexter again, this time it doesn't go so well.

The City removes Carmen Sandiego

Rose and Min chat.

ON IJ

January 1-January 31

The City Vanishes, but then comes back.

Dean Winchester can't figure out what's going on. But his car is okay.

River seeks out a similar mind and discovers a lack of memory.

Inrara unknowingly flirts wtih Jack Sparrow by complimenting his boat ship.

Fray meets an effing huge leprochan and learns that myths and stories aren't always false.

Dean and Aeon are at it again.

Dexter wonders at John Coffey's meaning that he's not a good man.

Jesse decides helping Spike is a good idea. We'll see.

Jack glees at all the chaos in the City. That, and he has Superman.

Dexter finds a new victim. Brigitte doesn't particularly seem to mind.

Lestat decides to see a psychiatrist for his egomania pleasure.

Dexter decides he needs help