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Mad Sweeney ([info]i_haveahoard) wrote in [info]we_coexist,
@ 2009-12-08 08:25:00

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Entry tags:jeannie, mad sweeney

What the Hell [tag: Jeannie]
Sweeney woke up initially with a pounding headache. He wasn't quite sure what had happened at all. There was something oddly familiar about the stench of his locale. Given that in his time in the City he'd taken care to clean himself up a bit, this was not comforting. It helped that everything he wanted was at his fingertips. Thankfully the City provided where necessity was.

He'd gone and gotten himself a flat. The only trouble being that from day to day it became difficult to find it. That was given the City's propensity for moving things around at whim. Normally he found it after a few hours. That was unless he was so blue-blind paralytic drunk that he couldn't make his way around decently.

Where Sweeney found himself, though, was not in his flat. Whatever he was laying on was hard, rocky, and wholly uncomfortable. It smelled of water and fish and fishy water.

The docks.

He hadn't a clue how he ended up back at the docks. There was, of course, the pang of familiarity for the place where he'd initially found himself in the City. Thankfully alive and mostly well. Scared, certainly, but physically well.

There was no fear now, just an odd sense of displacement. How did he get there? When did he get there? Had he been there long? Sweeney pried his eyes open and looked down. When did he change his clothes? Just how drunk had he been? The t-shirt on his back was not one he remembered owning at that. How... disconcerting.

Something was off.

He struggled to his feet, muscles sore from having slept for Bran only knew how long on the ground at the base of the dock. Stretching, he looked around and took stock of the situation. His head hurt, so he was obviously hung over. At his feet was a half-empty bottle of Jameson. The sun was low in the sky, it was late afternoon or early evening.

Sweeney started by brushing himself off and reaching for the bottle of Jameson. He looked at it, shrugged and said, "Hair of the dog that bit you." Then he brought the bottle to his lips and drained half of what remained in one fell swoop.



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[info]i_blink
2009-12-10 09:59 pm UTC (link)
“Oh this is really not at all fair, you know,” Jeannie said. While there was no one near her, she still spoke as though holding a conversation. In a way, she was, as she was chiding The City for her current predicament.

“I must get home. Sir Guy will be home soon and he will want his supper! You are just being difficult because he is my new master.” That might not be the best thing to bring up, actually, now that she thought about it. Because she had sort of bent the rules in order to make that happen, all but putting her bottle in Sir Guy’s hands. But it was not as though she had been doing anything for The City that it could not do for itself. Sir Guy needed her. And Jeannie needed to be needed.

Coming to yet another intersection that she did not recognize, Jeannie stomped her foot and fumed. It was petulance, pure and simple, and she was not at all pleased. She did not know where she was, but the last time she had been in a neighborhood like this, Dr. Simontam had been there to rescue her. Jeannie did not like this at all.

Hurrying down a street that seemed too dark even during the waning daylight hours, Jeannie was relieved to see open sky as she emerged from between two very large and imposing warehouses. Until she realized that she now knew where she was. She had not seen this exact spot since her arrival in The City, but this was where she had washed up in her bottle. She was at the docks. Was this The City’s way of reminding her that it had set her free? Was it trying to re-stake a claim?

“Well too bad,” she said aloud. “I am going home now.”

If only she could figure out which way home was. Going back through the warehouses was very unappealing, so instead, Jeannie began making her way along the docks themselves. Surely it had to lead to a less intimidating area eventually. Did it not?

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[info]i_haveahoard
2009-12-15 02:52 am UTC (link)
Sweeney had sat back down for a time, trying to make heads or tails of his situation. He could have gotten up, wandered around a bit and tried to discern the way home. Because the way home always changed, no matter what he thought. Instead of getting up, though, he sat and polished off what remained of his Jameson, though it seemed to take considerably longer than it should have to finish a quarter bottle of whiskey.

When he finally did stand, the world around him seemed to remain in it's sitting position because he didn't seem to be moving upward. Instead of the ground moving farther away, it stayed right where it was. Weird.

Holding a hand out before his face to judge his wits, Sweeney was pleased to see that it still had four fingers and a thumb. All was well. He was simply a bit soused was all. Which was also odd. Maybe not, though. Half a bottle of whiskey would put most men on their ass.

Then he saw her, the familiar figure walking through the admittedly dodgy area of town. Unaccompanied. That was foolish for a gal of her size. Petite. He recognized her. He should do the gentlemanly thing and walk her home.

He forgot that he hated her. Forgot that she had once turned him into a dog. A small, pocket-sized kick-me dog. Forgot all the misery she had caused him. Hell, he momentarily forgot that their kind might as well of been mortal enemies.

Sweeney was going to walk her home, because it was the gentlemanly thing to do. And Sweeney considered himself a gentleman. "You shouldn't be walking out here alone, Jeannie," he said, not addressing her as 'Djinn' as he usually did. "It's dangerous." Then he moved closer to her, weaving a bit as he walked.

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[info]i_blink
2009-12-17 12:31 am UTC (link)
Jeannie was momentarily startled when a large form loomed up in front of her. Her hand came up to her chest as she drew in a sharp breath, then it was released on a soft huff of frustration. It was just the leprechaun. Really, it was ridiculous that he was so very tall. Plus she had yet to see him dress in green. He was a rather sorry representative of his people. Though none of them were trustworthy.

Her frown grew deeper as she watched him move towards her. Had he called her by her name? And he was worried for her safety? It had to be a trick of some sort. The leprechaun hated her, and Jeannie was not at all upset about that. She did not care for him either.

Then he wobbled, and everything made sense. He was drunk. Again. Of course. While she lived in a bottle, it was not at all the same as the way he was currently going about it. Her bottle was empty. Well, except for her furniture. His bottle was full of… probably whiskey. Or half full, since he most likely drank most of it.

Her brows drew together as he got closer. He was truly intending to come over to her. For what purpose? Jeannie did not understand what the leprechaun wanted from her, so she took a step backwards before he could get close enough to touch her. He was up to something. As drunk as he was, he would slip up and she would figure out what he was up to soon.

“I am going home to my master,” she told him, hoping that if he knew someone was waiting for her that he would leave her alone. Then she frowned at him and tried to shoo him off with logic. “You should go home too. You are too drunk to be here if it is so dangerous.”

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[info]i_haveahoard
2009-12-18 01:39 am UTC (link)
"Nah," He said and waved his hand at her. Sweeney gave the Djinn a wide, toothy grin as he hobbled closer. "Not to dangerous for me. I've got enough fucken fight in me for the whole of Ireland." Which he probably did. Fighting was a passion of his, much like drinking and keeping tabs on his hoard. Not that anyone other than a full-blooded leprechaun would understand that.

Sweeney looked her over. Jeannie wasn't unattractive. Quite the opposite really, a realization that should have, and normally would have, had bile rising in his throat. But he didn't remember that he didn't like her. All he knew was that there was a damsel in distress and he was going to be gentlemanly and walk her home.

He was going to ask her what a girl like her was doing in a place like this, but thought better of it. He wasn't particularly sure, even in his intoxicated state, that he wanted to know what she was doing by the docks. It was safer to assume she was lost, and by the look on her face and the way she had been walking about before he approached, it seemed the logical deduction.

"I'll help you get out of this neighborhood. It's a bit dodgy down here. Come along," he said politely and started to lead the way to the brighter parts of the City. "Where does your master live, I can get you there? Or at least to some place familiar."

It wasn't like him to be this helpful to someone he normally loathed. But none of that mattered. She was pretty and lost, and he couldn't bring himself to be mean to her. Not now.

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[info]i_blink
2009-12-22 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Jeannie was conspicuously dubious about the leprechaun’s intentions, her doubt showing very clearly on her face. He was not only offering to lead her out of this place, away from the docks, which were not very nice at all, he was being nice about it. Almost gentlemanly. Which was not at all what he was usually like. It was very confusing. And she did not like it.

On the other hand, Jeannie had never been very good at being by herself. She did not like it at all. Maybe because she spent so much time in the bottle alone between masters, when she was not confined, she tried to spend as much time with people as she could. Mostly her masters, but Sir Guy was very kind in letting her be independent and help others so she could talk to all sorts of people. Even leprechauns.

Rather than be alone in a rather not nice place, Jeannie came to the conclusion that she was going to have to deal with a rather not nice person who was oddly acting nice. It was not a conclusion that she was pleased with, and that, too, showed on her face. She had never been good at keeping her emotions in check, either.

“He lives in a cabin,” she told the leprechaun. But she was not going to tell him where. Despite his current niceness, she did not want him to know where her master lived. “If I can find the park in The City, I can find my way home. But I do not know where it is from here. Do you?”

There. She had been polite in return. Maybe the leprechaun would learn some manners from this.

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[info]i_haveahoard
2009-12-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
Well, that wasn't particularly helpful. She wasn't going to outright tell him where her master lived. As if she were some kind of evil person or something. As if he'd hurt her. He wouldn't. Not intentionally anyway. Even if he remembered his dislike of the Djinn, Sweeney wouldn't hit a woman. He had to have standards.

Fair enough, though, he supposed. He would take her to the park. It would require a good bit of walking to get there from where they were, but that was alright. The company wasn't altogether bad and maybe he'd stop at one of the shops along the way and pick up another bottle of whiskey.

Never did well to run completely out of whiskey. To him it was akin to letting your car run completely out of gas. No good for the engine, it was. Just as running out of good whiskey was no good for the soul.

The leprechaun known as Mad Sweeney stumbled a bit as he took his next set of steps in the direction of the park. Then he righted himself, paused, and took a moment to get his bearings about himself. Stumbling was no good either. Not when he was trying to walk a pretty lady home. Er... close to home.

"What's a pretty lady like you doing in this neighborhood, anyway?" He finally decided to ask. It was no place for her to be, no place at all. Dark, shadowy sorts hung out at the docks. And apparently, drunk leprechauns as well.

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[info]i_blink
2009-12-30 11:59 pm UTC (link)
When he stumbled, Jeannie automatically reached forward to catch him, one hand going to his arm, the other hovering in front of him. Though if he actually fell, the only way she would be able to stop him from tumbling would be to blink. He was much too large for her to actually catch. Jeannie had a feeling that if he fell, he would go down like a tree in the forest, and she did not think it would be a good idea at all to be in the path of that fall. So she rapidly pulled her hands back.

There was some doubt in the genie’s mind as to whether letting the leprechaun lead was such a good idea. He was obviously more than a bit drunk. It seemed to be a regular state of being for the leprechaun. Was he even going in the right direction? She did not know. She wondered if he did, or if he simply thought he did, or whether he knew he did not and was trying to impress her in some way.

Because he seemed to be trying very hard to make her think better of him. Jeannie could not figure out why he would do such a thing unless he was trying to trick her in some way. But so far, he had not given any hint about how he was going to trick her and Jeannie was both confused and frustrated. The alternative, though, was staying down here on the docks, and wherever the leprechaun was going it could not be worse than this place. Could it?

“I was getting things to make supper for my master, and then The City changed the streets again. It is very unfair of it to keep doing that. What if people have someplace that they need to be? How silly.” Jeannie glanced at him, frowning slightly. While she had some guesses as to what he was doing here, curiosity had always been difficult for the djinn to resist. “What are you doing here, Suibhne Geilt?”

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-01-09 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Suibhne Geilt, she'd used his proper name. Rare, that was. Rare for anyone to remember it let alone use it. So, Sweeney was impressed and it took a lot to impress him these days. Living as long as he had, too often it was just the same old same old. Very little was surprising anymore.

"The same... sort of." He said and shrugged. "Was on my way home last night when the streets and buildings started to change." That was the easiest explanation. To say he was so drunk he didn't have enough of his wits about him to figure out how to get to the park to at least sleep somewhere comfortable wouldn't be reassuring at all to Jeannie. And really, he needed to be reassuring.

At least he thought he did.

"Don't understand why the City needs to change. It's a terribly inconvenient thing to do for its citizens." Not that he supposed it cared at all. It did bring a zombie plague down upon them, after all.

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[info]i_blink
2010-01-11 12:12 am UTC (link)
Jeannie was not sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing that she had found something in common with the leprechaun. On one hand, it would make dealing with him easier. To have something they both disliked, rather than just each other, might make future meetings with him go more smoothly. Though this one was going far better than she ever could have anticipated.

Which brought her to the other hand. Which was that she did not truly want to get along with the oversized oaf. She did not like him. At all. He was loud, he was uncouth, he was rude, he was a drunk, and worst of all, he was a leprechaun. He simply could not be trusted, and if you could not trust someone, then you could not truly like them, could you? Jeannie did not think so. So having something in common might be bad because it might make him think they were friends.

He was certainly acting friendly. And she could not yet figure out why. At first she had thought it was because he was going to trick her. But so far, he had not acted suspicious. Except for being friendly. If he was going to do something to her, would he not be setting her up for that now? Instead, he was leading her away from the unpleasant area. Almost gallantly.

It was very, very odd.

“I think,” she said cautiously, still not sure why she was even trying to hold a conversation with the leprechaun, “that it gets… bored. It does odd things to keep itself entertained. I think that might be why we are here.”

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-01-13 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, that wasn't a comforting thought at all. Sweeney didn't want to to think that he was simply a pawn in a game for a higher power's amusement. Because then you were faced with the whole free-will argument and if the City was controlling many aspects of your life, did you have free-will at all? Which was a thought pattern for a bar stool and a captive audience, not for conversation with a pretty lady who probably had little concept of free-will at all.

Being that she had to have a master and do whatever said master wanted. That kind of interfered with free-will. Not that, he supposed, she would understand that.

Sweeney let his steps fall in sync with hers, which was an odd rhythm given the dramatic difference in size between the two of them. His long, gangly legs trying to make stride with her shorter, more delicate ones.

"I don't like to think of it that way. Though, I suppose," he said, "I should be grateful rather than irritated. I should be dead. Thought I died in Illinois, ended up here instead. Can't complain." Or rather, shouldn't complain. This City, for whatever reason, had seen fit to give him a new lease on life.

Smiling, he boldly moved closer to her and linked his arm with hers. Partly to steady himself, partly because it felt more gallant to do so and partly because she was rather pretty.

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[info]i_blink
2010-01-14 05:58 am UTC (link)
Leprechauns could die? That was not something Jeannie had known. And she decided not to comment on that but rather save it for a later date. When dealing with creatures such as the one beside her, one could not be too careful or have too much information. Not that she intended to kill him. But scaring him was perfectly reasonable in her opinion.

She also was not sure why he did not want to think of it that way. It seemed the simplest way to explain why they were there, and did it not feel better to know why than to be wondering? Jeannie was more comfortable having an explanation, and she was fairly certain that she was right. The City did not act lonely. It acted bored. Which was why it sent things like zombies and giant lizards.

The behavior of The City did not bother Jeannie. The behavior of the leprechaun beside her, though, was getting increasingly bothersome. Not only was he being nice, now he was touching her. His arm was looped through hers. As though they were more than passing acquaintances. And he was looking… smug? Satisfied at least. That was not a good thing. Was it?

There was a frown on her face as she looked up at him. Way up. He was simply ridiculously tall. But she was not going to be intimidated by that. He was still a leprechaun. “What are you doing?”

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-01-19 04:03 am UTC (link)
What did she mean, what was he doing? Wasn't it painfully obvious? Hadn't they established that he was walking her to the park so that she could find her way home? Maybe it wasn't obvious. Or maybe she was just a touch on the dim side. She was Djinn after all.

"I'm walking you to the park," he said, rather dismissively. It seemed so obvious that he didn't bother drawing any more attention to it than that. He was doing what he was doing and that was that. Sweeney had told her he would get her out of this neighborhood and he meant it.

She did want to get out of this neighborhood, didn't she?

Of course she did. No lady wanted to be left alone near the docks. That was just asking for trouble. Never mind the fact that he was touching her. Sweeney seemed to forget completely that he was linking arms with her.

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[info]i_blink
2010-01-21 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Jeannie’s brows drew together when she got such a ridiculous answer. Of course she knew he was walking her home. At least that was what he was claiming. Did he think she was looking for the reason behind his gesture? As if she would be so foolish as to simply ask what he was planning. She knew perfectly well that leprechauns were tricky and untrustworthy. Any answer he would give would probably be false and get her nowhere. Why bother asking that at all?

No, what she had wanted to know was why he was touching her. She could only recall one other instance where they had done anything like this and that was when the giant lizard had made the ground shake. And the only reason Jeannie had touched him then was because he was in a doorway, and that had been a much safer place to be. Just thinking about that brought back memories of how that had ended. Not to mention that he had groped her before she had turned him into a cute little dog.

Was that what he was planning now? Was he intending to pinch her bottom? Oh, he was definitely a bottom-patter. He had that look about him, and he was a leprechaun. That was probably why he was being so nice. And why he was touching her. He was trying to get close enough to her to put his hands on her! Oh, what a rotten thing to do to an unsuspecting djinn!

Jeannie withdrew her arm from his, which is what she should have done immediately. Simultaneously she stopped walking and looked around. They had not gone far and yet somehow it seemed just a bit darker than where they had just been. Was he leading her someplace unpleasant? Did he intend to try more than just pinching her bottom? Oh, he was awful! While she still did not know where she was, still she said, “I think I can find my way from here.”

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-01-24 03:48 am UTC (link)
"Don't be ridiculous," he said without giving it even a moment of thought. Why would he? There was no reason whatsoever that Jeannie would want to be left alone to fend for herself in this neighborhood. Unless, of course, she didn't trust him to actually get her out of there.

Sweeney frowned. Had he given her reason to not trust him at any point. Even in his drunken fog, he knew that it was she who couldn't be trusted. She was the one who had turned him into a dog, snapped at him numerous times when all he'd done is try to have a decent time.

He was actually a touch offended at that realization. "Listen," he said, "I'm not leaving you in this neighborhood without an escort of some kind."

Patting his pockets, he found his pack of cigarettes and both brought one to his lips and lit it in quick succession. Taking a long, much needed drag, he finished his thought. "It would be irresponsible."

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[info]i_blink
2010-01-25 11:00 pm UTC (link)
This was the second time that he had insinuated that she was not very bright. First with the way he reacted when she had asked what he was doing. And now he was outright telling her that she was ridiculous. He was so rude! Jeannie had never taken well to being criticized or told she was wrong, even by her masters. To have a leprechaun do it was very grating.

She fully intended to give him a piece of her mind and tell him exactly what she thought of his giant, drunken self and began to work herself up into a good temper. But before she could fully draw up a head of steam, he explained why he would not leave her to herself. The djinn paused and looked at him as he lit his cigarette.

He did not want to leave her on her own because it would be irresponsible and he did not think she would be safe. That was almost chivalrous. From a leprechaun. Jeannie did not know whether she should be touched or amazed. Or possibly skeptical. Was this more of him setting her up? Though he had yet to actually do anything to her.

Jeannie decided to take it with cautious optimism. He still bore watching, but it was getting tedious to be on constant guard. “Well. Thank you.” It felt very strange, almost wrong, to say such a thing to the leprechaun. “Fine. We can go a little further. But you do not need to touch me again.”

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-01-29 01:25 am UTC (link)
Sweeney grinned then. A wide toothy sort of grin that it was obvious that whatever was running through his mind was no good. It probably wasn't the wisest move of his lifetime, but Sweeney decided to act on it anyway. "Fret not, lass," he said and reached forward to give her a quick rap on the bottom. "You're not my type."

There was something about being around the Djinn that brought out the absolute worst behavior in Sweeney. Worst in the sense that it was wholly inappropriate for that situation. And had he been thinking at all, he would have realized what a bad idea it was to touch her again.

Instead he started walking again, assuming she would just follow. She should follow. It was far to dangerous a place to be. Especially for a woman dressed as she was. Why'd she have to dress like that, anyhow? Back when it was fashionable, sure, but Sweeney didn't dress like he had in ages past -granted, he spent a large chunk of those years naked, but that was beside the point.

But the way Jeannie dressed just tempted him into mischief. Not because he was interested in her, certainly not, but because it made him think of belly dancers writhing and undulating about. It was that, mixed with his general good nature that prompted him to tease her just a touch and pat her rear.

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[info]i_blink
2010-01-30 07:44 am UTC (link)
Jeannie froze, so affronted that she could not even think for a moment. Of all the things she might have expected to come from the leprechaun, and she expected a great deal of depravity and bad behavior, but never this. She never ever would have ascribed this kind of action to him.

He was a bottom pincher.

Oh he had just patted this time. But that was how it started. A little pat. A little caress. And the next thing Jeannie knew, she was being pinched and then men turned into creatures with eight hands, all of them reaching for things they should not be touching without permission. She had just never ever in her wildest dreams imagined that she would face such behavior from the leprechaun. He did not even like her!

Bottom pincher.

Jeannie loathed bottom pinchers. They were cowards, in her opinion, and definitely not gentlemen. Any benign feelings she had been harboring towards Suibhne Geilt was gone in an instant. And an instant was all it took for her to blink and nod, a tomato appearing in the palm of her outstretched hand. A rotten tomato. The kind that would splatter spectacularly against the back of his head. Which was exactly what she was aiming for when she let it fly.

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-02-02 03:04 am UTC (link)
When the tomato hit the back of his head, Sweeney fought the urge to turn around and punch her. Had it been a man, he probably would have done just that. But she was a she and therefore not on his list of physically assaulting in such a way. Besides, he was in far too good a mood to have that ruin it.

And the Djinn probably wanted him to react aggressively. Still forgetting that he hated her, he turned a touch too quickly to face her, wobbling a bit as he turned. Then Sweeney grabbed a handful of smashed tomato from the back of his head and hurled it back at her, laughing whilst he did it.

That should teach her to throw rotten tomatoes at him. All he'd do in return is throw them back at her. Part of him hoped it would stain her little top... thing.

Really, all Sweeney had meant by the pat was a reassurance that he wasn't after her that way. Because he totally wasn't. In fact, she was a cabbage patch devoid of any sexual identity beyond the necessity to give an appropriate pronoun to ascribe to her gender. Did Djinn even have gender? Leprechauns, as Sweeney knew, were more like humans than not.

Reassurance, that's all he meant by it and she had to misconstrue it and get offended.

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[info]i_blink
2010-02-05 12:49 am UTC (link)
Any good feelings she might have let burgeon when he said he wanted to keep her safe evaporated in a blink. She should have known! What had made her think that she could even remotely get along with a leprechaun? Vile creature! Not only had he patted her bottom, he threw tomato chunks at her!

But then, what else should she have expected from the same leprechaun that had spit at her?

She slowly wiped the chunks of tomato from her cheeks and glared at Sweeney from beneath a furrowed brow. Her eyes narrowed and she gritted her teeth. He was laughing? At her? Because she did not like her bottom to be fondled? He truly was a pervert, and a crass one at that. A little growl began in the back of her throat, and she suddenly stamped her foot in frustration.

That minor motion snapped whatever control she might have had, though she was not trying to contain her temper at all. Instead, she decided that if one tomato was not enough to shut the leprechaun up, then he deserved more. Many, many more. With a blink and a nod, Jeannie summoned forth a ton of rotten tomatoes to fall on Sweeney’s head.

What she got were gallons up on gallons upon gallons of tomato sauce that rained down in one huge rush. Jeannie shrugged. It was just as good, if not better. Now they would see who was laughing.

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-02-07 10:20 pm UTC (link)
It was like a dark cloud had suddenly manifested above him. Something was amiss. Something was about to go horribly wrong. Sweeney knew it and he stopped laughing almost immediately, looking up toward the source of the darkness.

It came down on him in one large rush with it hitting his face first rather than the top of his head. A swarm of emotions ran through Mad Sweeney with relative speed. First he was confused, unsure what it was that had fallen down upon him. His arms came up and he had to use his hands to wipe the liquid away from his eyes before he could see what it was.

Red, it was red. But it didn't smell or really look like blood. So, to satisfy his confusion, he licked his lips to taste the mystery substance, which turned out to be tomato sauce.

Then he was angry. Bloody pissed off to the point where he was ready to go back on his 'never hit women' mantra. He had just been playing with her and she had to go and escalate it to the point where it was excessive. Always. And the tomato sauce caused his cigarette to fall from his mouth. In that moment, he remembered that he hated her.

What would really get to her, though, would be if he didn't let this anger him. So instead of acting on his anger, Sweeney laughed again. He stuck his finger in his mouth and licked the tomato sauce off of it. "Hmm. Needs oregano."

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[info]i_blink
2010-02-13 08:49 am UTC (link)
Jeannie’s eyes narrowed. He was not supposed to be laughing. She was supposed to be laughing. At him. That he was amused at what she had done was very irritating. But then that was all the leprechaun ever did. He was never anything but irritating. Why she had even tried to give him a chance was beyond her. She was just too nice. Well, he had shown his true colors a little too often for her to keep being nice now. He deserved everything he got.

“Oregano?” Her laugh rang out, but it was not a particularly kind laugh. Usually, the djinn appreciated an amusing moment. She had a very good sense of humor, and she enjoyed whimsy. Most of the time, when she laughed, it was the light and joyful sound it should be. But occasionally, when her temper had been pushed to the snapping point, what she was came through in her laughter. She was an ancient and powerful creature, and too many of her kind went a little mad under the influence of that combination. He was lucky she was far more reasonable.

“If that is what you wish,” she said, speaking words that were almost ritual. Then she blinked and nodded, summoning what he asked for. This time she got exactly what she had been calling forth, as an appropriate amount of Oregano fell from the sky to compliment the tomato sauce. Most of it came in a large rush, as the sauce had, but after that it continued to fall in slow, drifting flakes like snow.

This time her laughter was less dark and far more amused. “I think you need some cheese as well!”

Her hands had fallen to her sides as she laughed, but she lifted them again now, to cross them in preparation for the next wish. The only question in Jeannie’s mind was if it should be parmesan or mozzarella.

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[info]i_haveahoard
2010-02-15 02:44 pm UTC (link)
He knew there was going to be trouble the second, the mere second, she said, "if that is what you wish." And there was. Sweeney liked being right, but not about something like this. The oregano fell and he felt his anger taking over from the faux amusement he was showing. Granted, it smelled nice, and it was probably an improvement on how he smelled after spending the night under the dock, but that wasn't the point.

The point was that the Djinn just didn't know when to quit. One day it was going to get her into a slew of trouble. Trouble she wouldn't have a master to bail her out of. He silently wished he had her bottle, or lamp, or whatever it was that she called 'home' and had her trapped inside. He would do one of two things. Either he'd toss the thing out into the water and let it land where the City willed it, or he'd make himself her master and see how funny she thought that.

In fact, as he thought of that, he continued to laugh. He was struggling to his feet, having difficulty partly because of the alcohol coursing through his veins and partly because the ground was slippery thanks to the tomato sauce.

When he finally got to his feet, he walked over to the laughing Djinn, smiling wide and opening his arms in preparation for his next movement. He was about to hug her, to cover her in the tomato sauce and oregano mixture he was covered in himself.

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[info]i_blink
2010-02-23 04:31 am UTC (link)
Jeannie’s eyes widened as the leprechaun came at her, arms stretched wide. The look on his face was not one of violence, but there was a certain wicked gleam that warned her that she would not like this. Which was when it clicked into place, what he intended to do. Jeannie shook her head at him. Oh he would not. He would not!

And yet he did.

He hugged her. Covered in tomato sauce and oregano as he was, he hugged her, and got her all kinds of slimy. It was revolting. Not the cold tomato sauce soaking through her top. No, the thing that disgusted her most was this giant freak of a leprechaun hugging her! He was touching her, had his arms around her, and she hated it.

With a squeal of revulsion, she shoved at his chest with more than just the strength held in her small frame. Jeannie included a nod and blink as she pushed, adding a fair amount of power in the movement as well. It was overkill, but she could not get him away from her fast enough.

“I do not know why I even bothered trying to talk to you at all!” She snarled. He was hopeless and it was pointless in trying to help him. He would never learn. “I hate you,” she announced, and then with a final blink and nod, Jeannie disappeared in a shower of parmesan, leaving him a reminder of her displeasure.

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