War Is Coming Communications.

Sooo Superman, what happens now you lose?

I mean you've got to be done with the threats since Dark Magic kinda kicked your ass half way back to your exploded planet but who knows, right?

But this place is boring again, Gold, we're going out. I've decided

An alternate universe? In what way did you think that abducting me would benefit any of you?

Never mind. It doesn't matter. You wanted me. Now you have me. But did any of you anticipate what was to follow?

Twenty-four hours. That's all you're getting. In twenty-four hours, all of you will have joined me. In twenty-four hours, all of you will have vowed to follow my rule. To have stolen me from my own world indicates that your planet is extremely unorganized and in dire need of attention. Your greed, foolishness, and reckless behavior will be scrubbed clean and a new world order will rise from the ashes of it's destruction. Crime will not be tolerated and the new laws that fall under my leadership will hold strong.

Twenty-four hours. If you haven't sworn your allegiance to me by then, I will kill you all.

Alright creepy internet board, give me answers. Cause gotta tell ya waking up in the bed of the most powerful guy in town is one thing. Waking up in his bed in freaking Kansas when I've never even left Storybrooke is another But since I didn't start there, didn't agree to go to Kansas and never met the guy before today how the hell drunk was I?

I only had two of those daquri things...

Least I'm pretty sure, all got a bit blurry and then I was here.

Gold, hate to love ya and leave ya and all but yeah, no. . Not to mention the fact I have absolutely no idea how I hooked up with you and all. I really just wanna get drunk.

Can I shout  a few off someone so there can be a bus back to Maine?

How far away is Maine? Geography was soooo not my thing.