War Is Coming Communications.

This place would be loads better if we had Quidditch. Or a halfway decent chessboard. I expect I could play you lot with the Muggle version, but there's something about watching my pieces crush yours into smithereens that I find deeply inspiring.

...and by that I mean that it's bloody brilliant.

(Future HP gang)

Ginny fell through. You lot break the news to her yet?

Right.  My dog's just had puppies.  There's five of the wriggly little fur balls that need new homes.

Anyone interested?


And no, this is not a test.  Or a game.

Went to the mall today, got 48932084390285 new bracelets and this lovely mug because reasons. [sorry, HP peeps! <3 love you guys!]( Read more... )

Everyone's talking about school and it made me realize I don't...do...much? Which is kind of awkward. I'd consider school, but I dunno what sort of thing to even go for.

Plus, I had a job already! ...Well, I had an internship. But I also had a glowing recommendation letter promised to me and I'm sure I'd get the job after!

[Da Ro Dad]
Settling in all right so far? Or still in the "This is clearly a dream/not real/clearly I've hit my head and I'k hallucinating" stage? Gets better, I swear.

[Lilu&Hugo]
The weird and awkward fades eventually, right? Because I just wanna be all daughter-y at him but I think that'd be too weird and too much and I dunno. It's all weird!

How did you guys ever handle an 11 year old Mum?!

I was not about to take some Disney princess quiz. But I did find a What Harry Potter Career You Would Have Quiz.

My whole life has been a lie. Apparently I'm meant to write for the Daily Prophet. I have to go rethink the last several years of schooling now.

[Dad Ron]

Settling in okay? Need anything?

GEORGEYOUGITUNDONDOITORISWEARTOMERLINILLBLOODYWELLRUINYOUYOUCANTJUSTUPANDSENDMEOFFTOSOMEUNKNOWNPLACEANDSETMEUPSOICANTGETBACKIHAVENTGOTANYTHINGONMEANDIMNOTINTHEMOODFORONEOFYOURGAMES

All right, you lot. I've been here for a bit now, clearly I'm not going home any time soon and I've at least met some people. My question for you is what's a witch that was working in Muggle Relations to do around here?! I've been looking into some of the classes held at my beautiful blonde name twin's Center, so there is that at least, but non-survival-tactic-y things would be good too!

[Hugo]
Have anything you want to tell me, little brother? Pertaining to, say, a certain cute girl, maybe?

All right. That's it. I surrender.

I don't get muggle sports.

Oi, what is this? This is so not where I was Apparating going! And the cars are all wrong.

Soooooo I should maybe get one of those job things. This is just getting silly. I'm all...bored.

Or try going to university all proper like. It's what Mum would want.

[Rogue]

So there's this film and I was looking at previews and I thought it looked pretty cool so I was looking into it and um... Apparently it's set in your world.

Would it be totally weird for you if I went and saw it?

HUGO, I'M DATING SOMEONE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Sooooo there's a ball. And I'd considered going. I was wanting to take a hot girl but then I thought I'd take someone I liked. And then I figured why not do both and decided to ask you.

What do you say?

Sorry, are we still not telling people about that?

Because there's a scared and angry wife who wants her husband back and I'm willing to help but if I can't explain that we have Death just sitting here, ready to do his Death thing, I'm not sure what to do from there.

I can contain him so he can't escape. But someone's going to need to get Death on board and ready to go once I do because my magic hardly lasts forever.

[Rogue]

You know, I could die during all this. I think you should probably give me a proper goodbye. Now that you can and all.

[Lillipop]

Ffffffff

So, I did the wish thing.... but I don't know if it worked. I think it did, the thing disappeared on me, but, I don't know. It might not have worked.

I want to know but I don't want to check. This is

[FILTERED TO HUGO WEASLEY]

What you up to?

[FILTERED TO VEX]

I know you're being emotional fae. Talk to me? We are friends, right?

[FILTERED TO PETER VINCENT]

You. Are adorable.

[FILTERED TO CAPTAIN HOOK]

How you doing? I have cookies, want some?!

I've decided that I no longer want my soul.

It would probably rip me apart at this point and I'm not really seeing why anyone would want to end up a drooling, slobbering, useless mess for the rest of their days, so I'm gonna take a pass on the whole messy resolution to my situation.

I understand that may be a conflict of interest for some of you. If any of you insist on trying to find me in an attempt to force that thing down my throat, then do so at your own risk.

If this doesn't bother you or if you really don't care, then have a nice life as I won't be hanging around Lawrence anymore. Or not. I actually don't care either way.

As if finding out you apparently never should have existed isn't bad enough...

My mum's gone. Back home this time. She's safe there. Gets to go have the awesomeness that is me. She should be so lucky. I guess I just thought Even if some idiot writer thinks she shouldn't have had me and should have had some Potter offspring instead...

[Filtered away from evil, heaven, hell, anyone who was in the Cage, anyone with a douchey sense of humour, anyone from this world, anyone closely linked to this world]
[ooc: The last bit of the filter includes people like the Mikaelsons, Rose, Castiel's housemates. Use common sense! Dear god, Becker is being thorough, IDEK!]

Right. So this has gotten a bit out of control.

Sam Winchester ran. Robin and I fulfilled our part for Death and Death was going to restore Sam's soul, complete with a wall in his mind against the damage done by the Cage.

But when those of us who knew about it tried to get him to the location, he bolted.

We need him back. No one from this world can be told about what's going on, that was Death's condition. I can't find him on my own, I need help.

Why are we trusting Death to
I can't even talk about what's
I don't like this. I

I almost miss the ridiculous daily training back home. I think that's probably a bad sign for my sanity. But, hey, it's not like we don't doubt that alread I don't miss how early they started, though, at least.

I'd ask if anyone wanted to spar but I can't promise ya won't end up hurt so I
Maybe if
Anyone real careful up for sparring?

[Marian]

If I'm worried, you gotta be even more
Feel like gettin' out for a bit? I found somewhere with pretty great hot chocolate.

[Hugo]

Can you check on people with your magic? I mean, without like... showin' up in front of 'em?

...Hi, by the way. I should probably have gone with that first.

How do I stop empathy?

Like, can I block it. Is that a thing?