War Is Coming Communications.

So on top of being the kid of two of the most badass, awesome wizards OF ALL TIME...

I'm also Indiana Jones' kid!

Frankly, it's a good day to have this face.

Well happy fucking Christmas.

When you're the kid of famous war fighters, you would think you'd just automatically know how to deal with one. Guess what? I don't.

I don't even know how to help here. I took some of the basic classes and your weird creatures aren't anything like our weird creatures. There's a distinct lack of Potions ingredients around or places to go get them without looking like someone performing Satanic rituals--which, actually, is the exact opposite of what I'm trying to do.

What the hell do we do here?

I've been thinking... I'm not sure it's safe - for y'all, I mean - if I stay. I mean, I appreciate everything y'all have done for me. It's not like I'd rather leave, or anything - I mean, I like it here.

But with the baby coming, I don't know... I don't know what would happen, with my powers, and I just, I really don't wanna hurt anyone.

[Hugo]

Ya don't seem like the quiet type, but I haven't seen ya around... Lucifer harassing you, too?

I bet this is a stupid question. I'm mostly only asking so I can stop thinkin' it might even be a possible thing.

If I absorbed Lucifer, how likely is it that'd even work? Or... how likely is it I'd even survive it, I guess?

The devil and his tricks hm?

How long were some of those people here? Seems no one is safe.

And yet in the face of destruction, plauges, biblical horrors made real and unleashed, you do ...what exactly?

Make sarcastic comments on the internet about him? I'm sure he's terrified.

I think I made my house dissolve.

And I think I Appar teleported really far away.

And I think I am probably being looked at like I’m mental right now.

And I think that girl over on the other side of the room needs to quit eyeing me like that until I have a functioning mobile.

And I think this chocolate chip muffin is delicious.

And I think muffins are just bald cupcakes.

But seriously. House. I’m not in it.