War Is Coming Communications.

You're in a good mood today.

Lets try this again while I'm not bleeding or sure that I'm hallucinating.

I'm Melissa, I'm a nurse, and I'm used to working. How do I get going on doing that here? I'm going to guess my nursing license didn't magically follow me here.

[Winchesters]

Hi, this is completely awkward and strange, but I'm Melissa McCall and I was told something about a 'tacky' amulet?

[Scott]

You and I need to have a talk, an honest talk.

[Allison]

Hi, Allison, I hadn't talked to you yet and I just wanted to check on you too, I guess?

We should probably talk? I mean if you're not busy or anything.

I know that when something bad happens, something really tragic, it's kind of normal to distance yourself fromeveryone and everything, it's...part of the processor whatever. But...is it normal to almost constantly question what's real and what's just a dream? Because half the time I can't tell he difference anymore and I don't know what to do

[Stiles]
You have extra fingers in dreams, right?

[Mom]
Hey. Are you settling in okay and everything?

Can we just...all agree not to watch this stupid fucking show? Please?

[Mom]
Can you do me a favor and, like, avoid tv today? Cause that'd be awesome...

Someone please tell me I'm hallucinating from blood loss and that I'm not actually in a graveyard....or writing on an internet board and that it's all my imagination....I don't know if I can handle anything else right now. A hallucination might be a relief and I'm not joking.

Especially considering the alternative is heaven looks like a graveyard.

All of the arguing lately is seriously not helping.

[Allison]
Hey. What're you doing?

So Klaus issued a challenge and I refuse to back down. So in the most diplomatic way possible, we're going to settle this once and for all. Suggestions will be welcomed. Rudeness and cruelty will not.

Yes, we have many people here who could be considered dangerous. And yes, it's helpful to know we could defend ourselves if we needed to. But let's stop focusing on one particular group. And we can stop with the death as a means to an end talk as well. Self-defense is one thing, answering an emotional response with a death threat is another.

Now. Can we discuss ways to contain a threat to us all without people getting up in arms, or is the city who stood by each other and fought Lucifer himself unable to do that? We're better than this, Lawrence. Remind me of that.

[Ruby]
What is your problem with Rebekah Mikaelson?

[Damon]
How did you do it?

[Elena]
Hi.
You don't know me but
There was a time when I could tell you anything but I don't even know you now and

Are movies supposed to be accurate retellings? Because we did not have dragons to train. Though that might have been quite fun to have around but I think my father would've been like

I did like the song sung by the father though. It reminded me of home. I have not heard songs like it here.

So, if there was a girl and you kinda liked her.  And you maybe wanted to let her know, then what would you do?

And then, when you know you want to give her your preshus flower.  How do you know what to do with her, like?

I mean, I know about the birds and the bees.  Or at least I know it's not about hunny bees and all of differnet types of birds, like.  And I was going to talk to Hal about it but he sorta turned into Bad Hal and I didn't think he'd really give good advice about girls.

And I looked at books in the librabry but they were kinda really confusing.  And I didn't really know what they were getting at.

And McNair always said you should be polite and corteaus to ladies, and hold doors for them.  But, Alex always said that was patrinising.

[Filtered to Alex]

I miss you.  We haven't spent enuf time together since I got here.

Want to do somethimg?  Like go to the arcade or bowling or summat.

For everyone who had a loving father and mother--there are several who did not have loving parents. My family and I are in category.

So for this Fathers day, I'm immensely glad that my father is in Hell where he belongs and nowhere where he can lay a hand on my siblings. I'd much rather have them any day.

We should do something this week. I feel like I'm sitting around too much.

[Scott]
And maybe we could do something, too. Just the two of us.

Is it silly to give lots of people presents for fathers day if they aren't really your Dad?

[Crowley]

Can I tell you a secret?

Bollocks, apparently it's Father's Day. What the hell do I do?! Anything? ...nothing??

So...does anyone think the Mikaelsons are going to act on any of those threats they were making? Because...I was just thinking maybe there should be plans, just in case.

[Elena]
Hi. We don't know each other, but we're from the same world. I was in New Orleans with the Old Ones. I'm sorry they've obviously been so terrible to you for so long. I know the feeling. I was a pawn in a lot of different little games they were playing back home. I just wanted to say I'm sorry you have to deal with that and...at least you know you're not alone here.

Stefan? If you get this, please call me back!

[pause]

This is, like, the tenth voicemail I've left you. Where are you?

[pause]

Just tell me you're alright. Please.

[long pause]

We'll get through this, but we need to go home right now. Jeremy needs me.

Please just call me.

It's probably just me, but it makes me kind of twitchy to see people talking about hunting down werewolves.

Okay.  So, Klaus and I found something interesting when we were hunting down werewolves.  Some of the native vamps appear to have set up dog fights.

Not that I really care, but thought some of you should be aware.

I've organised what we have for the magic library already, my system is fairly simple to get to grips with but please could you all follow it. With a little magic from Rumple the books should know themselves where their place is as long as you return them on time. If not you will get helpful and not at all loud and annoying reminders for every extra day late. 

I should be ready to start lending in a few days. I'm given to understand the books can be borrowed for research purposes and obviously the library isn't tied to the same rules as other places in the complex. You may enter so long as you bear no intent to harm any within.

Having been attacked in a library once before I felt I should learn from the experiance.

And yes Rumple I've eaten. I had a sandwich and a cookie today. 

So.  I'm thinking I should get a job.  Anyone know of any?  Preferably where they won't mind me taking the Full Moon off.

[Alex]

What is going on with you and Hal?  He says your done.