War Is Coming Communications.

Might have made someone slap his girlfriend in the face instead of proposing to her like he planned.

Its that kinda day

[Kenzi]

crapcrapcrapcrapcrap
why are you joking about proposals when Kenzi is
crapcrapcrap

Did you watch the thing?

I only ask cause...

yeah

bollocks I can't. I'm sorry babe. You have no idea how much its just...stuff

Life here is complicated enough so can we just not?

[Dyson]

I don't even know where to start. Can we find her? Its been weeks. And I feel...not entirely unresponsible

[ooc: There might be last ep of Lost Girl related spoilers in here, this is mostly though about Vex owning the crap he pulls :p He's growing as a person! Or Fae. Or Dark Faeder. Or something!]

I might actually be the most hungover I've been in centuries.

I'm a little proud of this I won't lie

Its like a badge of honour made out of vomit and gaps in the memory

FYI Dyson danced to She-Wolf by Shakira. He'll deny it but it happened.

[Dyson and Kenzi]

She's like 12!

I'm not babysitting

So can I have a bit of her hair?
Just a tiny bit
Cause Valk and all
And once she's older she'll evicerate me so yeah

[Tamsin]

Alright valk, do you remember me?

Anyone else feel like getting smashed?

[Mum]
It's almost February
Do you
I miss


( Voicemail left on Spike's Phone )

Right, I was gonna suggest a nice night of dancing our cares away and indiscriminate shagging

BUT since polar whatever america's ridiculous has fallen on us.

Kenzi, get the tequila love?

Anyone that can get to ours do that, ignore the fence post, Dyson gets teritorial

Are you really gonna do this ritual thing.

Blood magic, well we all know how fond I am of that. Just be careful, yeah?

i'm trying to sort out how i'm supposed to go about my day with a crocodile at my heel.

we've no common goals to keep us in stride with one another.
yet if i resume my suicidal crusade against the dark one, the whole suicidal bit would come along and prevent me from pursuing emma.

along with the bloody huntsman.

but if i'm not working with him for a greater cause and if i'm not trying to rip out his heart with my hook, what else am i to do with him around? ignore him? be the bigger person?

oh, plea

anyone fancy gathering up as much alcohol as possible and seeing how much of it we can consume before we find ourselves looking at our insides?

i assure you, it will be a much more thrilling experience than it reads.

(lily)
how are you, love?

Well.

That was rather strange.

noone as nahy bollocing clue what wehnt on

fucvk the world

Really getting tired dreaming of the things I've done that I regret.

[Filtered to Iliana]

Hey, just wondering how you are. I hope you haven't been affected by the nightmares we're all people seem to be getting.

[Filtered to Hook]

How are you settling in? No nightmares, I hope. I think Lucifer is trying to drive us all mad, but maybe you've been lucky enough to avoid them.

[Filtered to Hugo]

I have brain ache, make it go away.

[Filtered to Vex]

If, hypothetically, I turned up with a bottle of mead, how much trouble would you get me in?

[Filtered to friends]
[basically anyone she's spoken to in a nice way is her friend! Lilu is just that kinda witch!]

Is everyone okay?

[Filtered to Derek]

You promised he wouldn't get me again but he will if he wants to. He's just biding his time, I know it.

Your plan is not going to work. I don't care who you are, how powerful you think you are, or who you have working for you, I will find Bo. And then I will tear to pieces anyone who has harmed her.

I need someone strong. I'm talking hit on the head by an asteroid, bitten by a spider, dumped into a vat of toxic green goopy mutant spawning chemical waste, son of Hercules, out of this world strong. I was out with some friends when then sirens went off and by the time we were able to find a decent shelter it just -

He's stuck, he's hurt, and we can't get him out. We called for an ambulance, but I don't know how long it'll take with everything else going on and I don't know what else to do.

Ooooh succubus!

It just got interesting!

Booze? Cause I think you need a party!

{OOC - Oh such spoilers will this thread possess!}

You colonials may be dirty dirty tea criminals but you do know how to put on a celebration.

Now I'm gonna go and watch the repeat of the most pointlessly padded sport in existance for reasons I don't understand.

And if anyone suggests that crap you watch is football I will fight them.

[Kenzi]

You maybe want to not poke Lucifer with a stick my very favourite and very fragile human?

Thought I was supposed to be the mad reckless one

So.

Vex, I didn't even know that was legal.

And you get the bloody kettle yourself, my head hurts.

The mead is having revenge. Bad and wrong revenge.

i am drfunk! x i never get drunk, buut i am! itx's weird, bbut that's okayt. mjy ehad feels swimmy.

Vex and I are breaking out the tequila so I can forget everything that I just watched happen on my show.

Would anyone care to join us in our alcoholic funfest?

[ooc: Possible 4.1 spoilers for Lost Girl in comments.]

Wellll that could have gone better for other me.

Though I did look outstanding

[OOC - Spoilers for Lost Girl 4x01 in comments

[Aka anyone on this post]

Thanks for talking to me last night and pushing some sort of rationality at me. I... couldn't deal with it.

[Much]
Thanks for listening to me rant about the same thing over and over last night.

[Peter V.]
I don't know how to
I want to fix it but I know I ca
I can't handle I'm sorry.

konw t?wha nope. i can't deal with that so alcohol instead. alcohol and nicotene and ignoring everyting ever because fuck taht vampire batasrd and shis vindictive agelnda..