War Is Coming Communications.

Aww man, I lost my smoothie. Gus! This isn't funny. Innocent smoothies were harmed in your callous joke! Think of the pineapple.

Gotta say, my reader has certainly gotten its money's worth these past couple of days.

Alright everyone.

The moping and the complaining and the 'what's next' BS has gone on long enough. I'll tell you what's next - we're going to suck it up and do the job. Even though I'm one of the ones who'd rather be far away If you don't want in on the fight, that's fine. You should probably head out of town then, but to be honest? There probably aint going to be a safe place around, because guess what: The devil is literally out there walking around somewhere. Which means we've got ourselves a case of hell on earth. If you don't want to fight, or can't fight, that's fine - just keep your heads down and stay smart. As for the rest of you, start getting your act together.

I think this is what people like to call the calm before the storm.

I've got a couple buckets of candy in my room. Yes, it's from the candy rain. No, it's not dangerous. If it were, I would be very dead by now. Or a monkey.

(Filtered to Babs)
We got a problem or two. Remember those things that attacked you? They're called hellhounds and I recently discovered a whole lot of big, bad, and nasty things about 'em.

(Filtered to Vi and Dick)
I could use a little help with something important.

I get the feeling this place isn't done with sending back the dead just yet.

I'm gonna be taking a break from hunting for a little while to deal with my addiction. While I'm doing that, I'm going to try and research Lucifer. See what I can dig up. The difficult part'll be sorting through what's real and what's bullshit; though I'm guessing there's probably not anything out there that specifically declares how to take the Devil himself down. Outside of raw religious belief and faith in God, not exactly any form of kryptonite that I'm aware of that'll do the

If I find anything, I'll let you all know. I think at this point it'll be a good idea to keep everyone on the same page.

[Dean]
What's the word on "Jess?"

I am not dead now. This is more of a surprise than it should be. 

I have been neglecting my duties and apologise for that. Things were... complicated. If there are any of you who still consider themselves "on speaking terms" with my siblings I would appreciate your not telling them of my rebirth return position.

Lucifer has risen. I suspect, however, that this is not news.

Those of you still chastising yourselves for the sins committed by those wearing your 'meat' during the demon incident should cease. You are not to blame. 

Those of you who are new to Lawrence, hello. I am Castiel. 

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[Dean]
You wished to talk?

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[Ruby]
I have been, I believe, something of an asshat of late. I am sorry. 

I missed our conversations.

As regards your question, there is no precedent. That does not mean one cannot be established. I will ponder it. 

I just feel like cooking.

Just what have you Winchesters been up to this time?

Who's interested in showing a lady around this big old city?

All righty. I've been asked to swing on out to Kansas to make with the psychic consulting. Which one of you kiddies out in Lawrence wants to be the one to show this gal around when I get there?

[ooc: For future reference, any and all posts made by Pam usually involve her swindling someone else to type for her while she says what she wants/they read back the responses to her. Blind people clearly need their own technology.]