War Is Coming Communications.

Ha, I'm one of this list's 21 Things You Won't Be Able to Stop Staring At. I'm awesome.

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Claud and I wanna do another D&D night. Any takers? Looks like Chad the comic book store dude is free to DM tomorrow night or Wednesday night unless someone else wants to give it a whirl...?

[Britt]
You're coming, right?

[H.G.]
You should come again, it was fun!

Batman and Amy...I'm really sorry. I was scared and I was just doing what Mom said and I was rude so I'm sorry. Detective Juliet said it's okay if I tell my name, so I'm Astor. Oh and Galen sorry I didn't say my name but you can call me Astor if you want or just stick with Shorty I like that too :) Dexter call me that sometimes.

Hey Apollo...did you find Cody, yet?

Is everybody here a grown up? How long do I gotta be here til I can go back to my mom and Dexter and Cody and Sergent Debbie and everything? So far everybody seems real nice here and everything but it's cold and there's no beach and my friends aren't here. But at least Detective Juliet is nice and she's letting me stay with her for a little while cuz I don't have anywhere else to go or anything and her apartment is kinda nice and everything. And she showed me how to put on a filter so the bad guys don't get me here too like they did back home and she gave me a cool necklace and everything so I like it here okay so far. Except missing Cody. And this place makes my Inside Shadow kinda itchy and I don't like that but maybe it'll go away and its just cuz I heard about all the scary stuff like everybody getting all sick and everything.

Um since theres no kids and no beach what do I do for fun? Do I just read all this stuff? Some of it my Mom probably wouldn't want me to read because it's bad...like the guy that came in after me and was swearing and swearing but if I wouldn't get in trouble I'd have been swearing and swearing too.

I'm bored. :( Can you tell? 8D

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[Detective Juliet]
Is it okay if I go with Abby to the reptile house tomorrow? And meet her lizard? I think that'd be pretty cool. And how come Ben's so grumpy? Is he always like that? :P

Thank you for the flowers. They smell really nice and they look like a really bright rainbow.

[Britt]
When Starburns exploded in his meth lab, TV!Me and Britta had this conversation:

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...do you think that's true? You think Heaven is glittery? It's just...sometimes real bad stuff happens here and what if I don't get to go home because I...like...you know...die?

[ooc: added a few minutes later because Troy isn't very good at being deep for very long]

Oh, also...you wanna do Troy & Brittany in the Morning with me? I miss it and you're cool, you could probably be a good Abed cohost.

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[Batman]
Can I ask you something I always wanted to ask the real Batman?

I forgot about prom. I don't have a dress or anything. Can I hang out with you tonight?

One of the dancers' mother volunteered to do costumes for the competition. I hear she's really good at sewing and stuff. Anyway, I'm supposed to get everyone's measurements. Can I stop by your appartment?

I need to get out of town for a bit, clear my head. So if I'm not around, that's why.

I can't
Fuck

Computers:
Threatening them with a sword does not make them work faster.
Neither does yelling.
Or asking for that matter.
Or bribing.
I feel as though mine personally hates me.

Microwaves:
Are not meant for softening leather.
Do not appreciate plastic.
Breathe black smoke when given these things and made upset.


Indoor Plumbing:
Salmoneus was right about something who would have thought?

Technology is confusing.

I am uncertain whether to view the film with this supposed "me" in it. I am told it is about me but...who would make a movie about me of all people? All I did was put on a pretty dress and learn an awful lot of Romanov history. And find a dog. And two men who are, quite possibly, mad.

Still. It might give me some clues be interesting. I really do not know.

Until I make a decision, would anyone recommend any other films? I have heard immersing myself in the language is a good way to speak English well.

Guys, with Mimi gone my group can't be in the competition. I registered as a large group and with her gone we're a small group. I just need one person. You don't have to be really good. We can put you in the back or something.

Please?

Guys, I think I have chicken pox, but you're only supposed to get that one time, right? I'm pretty sure I already had it.

If you know someone is from a cartoon, would you tell them? I mean, even if the cartoon has a really happy and good ending? Would it be right?

I think I am finally beginning to understand this communication system. You all lead such interesting lives! Far more amazing than my own The typing properly took a bit but it is easier than trying to understand why the boxes are called windows when they don't show outside and why the bit in the middle is a mouse when it does not resemble a rodent at all.

I am enjoying the internet thing at least. I find this google to be extremely helpful both in translation and in learning of this time period. So much has changed that I'm afraid I'll never understand it all. I do not really enjoy feeling so helpless

Thank you again, Mr. Grayson and Mrs. Sergievsky. Without your help, I fear I would still be quite lost. I am sure Pooka would thank you, too, were he able.

I can't find my favorite earrings. I forget where I put things a lot, but I mean I've looked everywhere.

Know what the best thing in the world right now is?

Opposeable thumbs. Who's with me!

THOIS IS SO AWESOPME RIGHJT NOW! yES!

Hi! I don't know if we ever met, but I'm Brittany. You like to dance, right?

Doesn't your friend Mimi dance? I'm trying to get a group together for a competition. I thought more people would want to join. I made posters and everything.

What kind of dancing?