War Is Coming Communications.

Kimmy! Where'd you go, birthday girl? I've got a giant teddy bear with your name on it!

Very funny. Very fucking funny. I see what you did there, Seal. Once again, I get the original taken away and the replacement thrown in my face. I get it, okay? Never going to have him. Don't even fucking care anymore. Except I do. God, I do, I wish I didn't but I do

I need a drink. Or thirty. And dancing. All the dancing. I need to forget

[Jules]

I know how you feel about it, but I promise, it's just this once. Or twice. I think. Hell if I know. I can't I won't be like him.

I'm going out of town for a while.

I'll have my phone if anyone needs me.

Who dares kidnap a son of Odin? You'll face the wrath of my hammer for this!

What realm is this? Where am I?

[Filtered against evil, a vampire named Katherine, and a ridiculous servant of the devil named Mr. Dark (Thor copied the request to filter exactly) ]

Guys. Guys.

When I was over at Ruby's place today I needed to check something on the computer. So I went to the nearest one.

Turns out Sam left his email up.

This is a very serious matter, guys. Very serious.

[Tricksy]
And on an actually more serious note. Let me know if there's anything at all you need, okay?

For those of you who don't know, Loki went missing yesterday.

I did a locator spell.

He's at the carnival.

I probably don't need to state how potentially dangerous and bad this is.

[Darcy L.]

You may need to come with whoever else goes to rescue him. But don't go without an amulet. I'll get one for you.

if anyonen has ned of me
i appearto be NOT IN LAWRENCe right now

additionainly there is ALCOHOL IN THIS ISECE CREAM
and thusit is in ME

butif ther is a problm, i wil stop bein g intoxibrated and reutrn
i apologiz e for thE INVONCENIENCE

We have not done anything special in a while.

Is there anywhere you wish to visit?

[Emma]

Your situation should be remedied. As far as I am aware, those who wished ill upon you and yours no longer really recall much about your presence. The memory may still be triggered upon seeing you, for a time, but the longer they do not have anything to remember, the less likely that will be.

[Needy]

Are you re-adjusting to being back easily?

I have made a new key for you. The previous one no longer worked, once you were taken. It will need to be activated, whenever you have a moment.

[Morgana]

Are you settling in well? Do you need anything?

[Ares]

You have been quiet, of late. Are you well?

Don't you just love it when you're sitting at home with your laptop, minding your own business, and a mystical whatsitmajig decides that it's a good time for you to travel? And it just plucks you in the middle of your very important use of Google - well more than usual - and sets you and laptop to fall on the side of a road? And don't you especially love it when it has no respect, none, for your need to watch la Copa Mundial?

Two for me and none for you Seal or Gretchen Weiner

[Ruby, Needy, Faith, Sam]
Hey!
Hi.
Nice to know that Sam and Dean and the angels have avoided breakin
Mie

Lets use this time we have now to focus on gathering our strengths, work out what we have, what power we possess and what we can do with it.

I try not to think like a leader but it doesn't always work out that way and I see gaps we need to have filled. We don't need one leader, we shouldn't have that. But we need to play to our strengths.

[Tenel Ka]

While things are mercifully calmed I do believe I would like to woo my beautiful wife.

Dinner? We can go out, make a night of it?

[Luke and Mara]

Would you be agreeable to some kind of family gathering? I ask because of, well, our history. But for the sake of the others we've all agreed to put the past behind us.

This would be a start to that.

[Jaina]

What do we need to do? How do we go about fixing this between us?

I've tried to talk to Gabriel. Believe me, I have, and I've tried to accept you are not the Jaina of my past and your future. But there is still something wrong isn't there? Something we can work on.

Jesus, seal! You think you took long enough showing up again?

Anyway, you guys miss me?

I suppose this truly isn't a dream, then. Far too complex and vivid.

[Darcy]

I am sorry I hurt you. I was... overwhelmed, and believed I was under enchantment...

I would never have done that if I had been aware that it truly was you. You know I would never hurt you intentionally, Darcy.

Will you allow me to make my amends properly?

[Tessa]

How are we feeling today?

[Magnhildr]

Still intend to stop me, girl?

[Needy]

What do you remember?

So hey, anyone else think this week's in the running for one of the weirdest weeks ever?

Hey, kiddos. I'm Needy LESNICKI. Let me know if you need anything, alright? And because I know how some of the people around here are, I'll go ahead and tell you guys, too. No, I will not score drugs or booze for you. Or porn. Including you, Briankid. I expect all these things cause you look just like Nath Dear, god, that's terrifying.

I do hope you all understand that abducting me from Asgard will only result in your deaths.

Hello. My name is Ruby Winchester. You killed my father, prepare...

No but seriously. I’m Ruby, I’m a native here and have been hanging around Lawrence nearly 3 years, ever since you people started pouring through. I’m being helpful by shamelessly updating something a non native Seeley Booth did, and before him Andrew Wells. I’ve added a few things to bring it up to date but this is their baby. If there's stuff I didn't post. Comment it and it will get added.


( Its like if Andrew's post and Booth's post had a baby post. And that post was as awesome as that sexy sexy demon chick Ruby )

Looks like Stark Industries 2.0 is ready for liftoff. That's right, people. That big old facility that you've noticed being built on the outer edge of the city? Yep, that was all me.

Interested in a career involving the advancement of weapons technology? Want to help us get a head start on fighting the good fight?

Good. Come work for me. I'll pay you well, you'll get all kinds of fun benefits, and you'll be helping me, personally, piss Lucifer off by inventing the sort of weapons that'll make even the Devil stumble.

Is that skepticism I detect? Google me. Tony Stark. Fictional character, but not really. I've got a wikipedia, a comic book background, a couple movies, a whole line of action figures, and - if you're really curious - plenty of stories that were invented in the minds of overenthusiastic fans posted all over the internet.

If need be, don't hesitate to read up on those NC-17 rated fanfics. Write yourself on in if you need to. Get it out of your system.

Or, you know. Call me if you're attractive.

Or if you happen to want a job. Or feel like getting really drunk with me. Basically, everyone, just call me. [Number!]

[ooc: His filter does automatically filter against Lucifer, Moriarty, Joker, and Katherine. Tony has it automatically set that way.]

One year ago today I was...

...well okay at this point I was drunk. But earlier in the day I was marrying the love of my life.

I adore you husband and your fancy breakfast. And that you didn't make me clean the rose petals up. And the lunchtime quickie.

Also you should wear suits more. It basically lead to the lunchtime quickie

So, it's kinda awesome to get back into town from running all over the country and find another crisis going on. And I don't mean that in a purely sarcastic way, either. It's good to have something to do. Sucks that people are going through this crap in the meantime, but good to have something to do.

Gimme a shout if anyone needs me for anything, alright? I'm back for at least a little while before I head out again.

And for you peeps that don't know me, I'm Needy Lesnicki. One of the resident fighterpeople. Don't let the short stature and blond hair fool you, I can hold my own just fine.

[Sam, Dean, Ruby, Thor, and Loki]
I didn't really find all that much by way of weirdness in the few theme-name towns I went to, but there was something else in a couple other places. It could be nothing, but it could be something. But if it's a nothing then it's a pretty weird nothing.

You guys know of any reason why there would be random outbreaks of super outdated diseases in random places? And I don't mean like one or two people getting the old school sniffles, I mean like... a couple dozen people catching the case of the bubonic plague. Plus, creepy car in each town I found it in, and it isn't exactly a common car. After seeing it a couple times I snagged a pic.

( Picture! )

Thor! Tricksy! Either of you up for checking out another Devil-named town after the New Year?

So guess what. You are now looking at (or, actually, looking at the text of) the independently wealthy. I never have to work another day in my life if I can help it. Well, not here at least, but chances are that if I landed back home I wouldn't exactly be working there, either.