War Is Coming Communications.

Jesus effing Christ, it took long enough to get a new computer.

So, know how I haven't been chatty like... at all over the last few weeks? Blame the oafish god that broke my laptop.

If you should require me, I will be accessible on this device. I feel it would be best if I were absent for at least a few days, at this time. I am fine, I simply wish for a more private location to collect my thoughts. You are, of course, all welcome to call me back at any time should you need me.

[Darcy L]

Please, avoid this 'Avengers trailer' if you can. I do not wish for you to see me that way.
Do not worry about me, Darcy. I promise, all is well.

[Thor]

Have you seen this 'trailer' we are in? Have you seen what I
Do you still truly believe I am worth defendi
Sif is right. The proof is right there, you cannot deny it - I will be dangerous, twisted, and I
What would I have to do to make you hate m

While that experience was... interesting, it is not one I wish to repeat.

[Darcy]

I read over the conversation history from during my absence... I would apologize for my alternate self, though I suppose that does not actually make anything right. Are you all right?

[Thor & Needy]

Have you also returned to yourselves? Are you well?

baaaaaaaaaaaaars



teeeeehy ar niiiiec

boooooz



yeah im wassstd




DOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBS IM SORRRY BTWZ I MAED OUT WITH NOOOOTTEHNEEDY


SHE GORPED ME LOL

This is going to be the worst birthday ever. But at least I can get into bars now, cause I seriously need a drink or four.

OMG HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE TALL STALKER GUY THAT SAYS HE'S A GOD!


[ooc: Just before this post some people may have heard screaming that came to a sudden stop. Thor teleported in front of Needy, then grabbed her, then teleported off to DC with her. Yeah.]

Um. Hello?

Anyone have any idea why I just woke up in an apartment with pictures of other people and me photoshopped into them? And a ton of weapons? And it's in Kansas? I kinda bolted out of there pretty fast. The apartment, I mean. Not the state. That'd just be weird.

Alright. So here's the thing. Me and Sam were talking the other day and I mentioned the town I'm from is called Devil's Kettle. It doesn't exist here, but that's not the point.

Then me and Sam came up with an idea. I mean, it probably won't go anywhere or anything, but hey, might be worth checking out, right?

We have no idea where Lucifer is hiding out, or where other big name demons are, but mostly Lucifer. And there's a lot of places in the US with Devil or Hell or shit like that in the name. So that got us thinking, why don't I, and maybe at least one of you guys, go check some of these towns out? See if we can find anything suspicious going on? Especially you two godly ones that can teleport and stuff. I mean, if we do happen to find someone like Lucifer I'm not saying we take him head on or anything, we get the hell out of Dodge if we spot him, but still. He seems to like his irony, and wouldn't it be ironic if he was chillin' somewhere called Devil's Town or Satan's Kingdom?

And Darcy, if you come you are so hanging back.

PS: Sam was the only one of the people around before that I have on this filter, so I feel like I should tell you guys. I have history with Alastair. He's even managed to hold me captive and put me under torture and shit. He's not a joke. He's not a regular demon. He's bad news and you guys should steer clear. Especially you, Darcy.

So, the singing demon guy. He's serious bad news.

Don't talk to him, don't tell him where you are or where the complex is, or that you have anything to do with me. I'm sure that won't make you 100% safe from him, but it's a start. You won't be as big of a target if you pretend you've never met or heard of me. If you haven't, good. We'll get introduced once this guy is dead.

It might also be a good idea to stick close to the complex for a while, and don't wander around Lawrence alone. Trust me when I say you do not want this guy getting his hands or knives on you.

[Adam & Mel]

This goes for you guys, too. I don't think he knows anything about you two yet, and it'd be best to keep it that way, okay? Just... lie low.

[Jules]

...this definitely goes for you, too. Pretend you don't know me. Sorry. This guy is worse than the demon that had you, last time, though, trust me. We can still text or talk on here under filters, but... I don't want him to even threaten to go after you.

[Text to Dorbs (AKA Loki)]
I'm bored. We need to do a movie night. With me, you, and that one couple. Needy and Thor.

(sent a few moments later)

Dorbs entertain me.

[Text to Needy]
I think we need to do a movie night some time. Me, you, Dorbs, and your BF.

Future reference? Just because I'm helping doesn't mean I'm in charge. Everything that you all rely on, whether it be the complex or the camp, was formed by a group of people. It's also run by a group of people. Not just me. I may be a little more vocal about helping people at times, but it's only because I don't want you guys getting hurt. It has nothing to do with me wearing the leader hat. I'm not.

whyyyyyyyyyyy DID I FORGET MY TAZER

IT WULDHAEVEBEE N AWSUME TONITE


loooooooooooooooooooooki


cometoteh baaaar

we caaaaan DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE

someass just grabed my ass. douche. but ist ok i taked care of it


thoooooooooor baby wheere ar u?

So, Dorbs, since you won't make the move. I've got some info for you:

Oh, just passing this on...

Nothing to see here, move along!

[ooc: Needy took down this picture. Just for future reference.]

So. Day one of Magic 101? Not as much fun as I expected it to be. I mean, okay, it was pretty interesting at times and stuff, but it was a lot of listening and not enough making shit float or setting it on fire.

But the ice cream I supplied was good.

So does someone wanna explain where I am? And how I got here.

There is no way I am believing that crazy homeless guy

Or maybe I'm the crazy one

A girl could get used to finding gorgeous flowers and cute little charm things in her apartment, but y'know mysterious gift person you forgot to leave a note. So, whatevs, the flowers are beautiful and I don't know what the charm is but it's totes adorbs.

I might have me a secret admirer.

I want pizza. But I don't know if I can eat a whole pizza myself. Or what kind.

Needy, you want some pizza? Or Dorbs? Or maybe chinese...

What do I want, srsly?

Know what's really fucking awesome?

Having boobs. Seriously. I missed them. And the rest of my body.