War Is Coming Communications.

I was thinking on Friday we could all go out for a round of karaoke? Or bowling? Something fun, not involving the end of the world or alcohol? I'd like to celebrate my birthday by doing a little more than sitting on my ass in my apartment.

Yes Roger, this includes you. If you want to come.


[Roger]

I can't believe I'm going to say this

Thank you for that wake up call.

We need to talk. Preferably while you're sober would be nice.

MNARKYYYYYY HJELOP MEEEEEEEEEE

Hello...is anybody out there? What is this thing? Where am I?

[[A little late yes but consider this Collins' introduction to this place. A scene is to follow]]

You're the opposite of dependable half the time but
I really just need someone who

I don't know what to do. Roger's using again. I'm literally plastered in front of the door to keep him from getting out to get more but I don't know how long that's going to work.

I don't even think there's anything you can do to help I just...yeah. I needed to tell someone.

So yeah. We don't like each other but we need to make a truce to keep Mark from getting fucked over by some dumb bitch. You in?


[ooc: don't mind Roger, he's just being Roger.]

It's a new feeling, this employed thing. But the getting a paycheck every other week and not selling out my craft to do so? Yeah, I could get used to it.

So, anyone in the mood for a Reuben? I hear there's a classy and rather debonair guy working at the Jewish Deli in town...

So, get yourself a date, did you? I didn't know you had it in you!

So, guess the cats out of the bag....Santana's a big 'ol lesbian.

If anyone says anything bitchy about it I will cut you.

[Kurt]
What is it I'm supposed to do now, Hummel?

Don't drink the water here.

Seriously. Peeps be crazy. Seems like it's something that is catching to me.

So, just as a general question, how much longer is it going to be before all these ugly faced bugs are going to be squashed? And this place is completely safe, right? No giant bugs are going to like, break through a window or anything?

You have got to be kidding me.

Didn't I pay my crazy future world falling to hell dues?

okay so jen's been shot and i thought maybe she'd be healing herself 'cause she said before she could do that but it looks like shes just getting worse. so i'm bringing her in to the complex infirmary thing. this isn't a request, i'm on my way, i'm just letting you guys know so you don't freak out when i get there. if anyone hurts her worse i will rip their faces off, got it? i'd take her to a normal hospital but she's not exactly human, idon't know what they'd do to her, but she really needs help. now.



[ooc: Typingfail due to hurry!]

Sweet Lucifer I need to- Putting tabasco sauce on entrails does not make it taste better. Neither does mayo or mustard. Chocolate syrup works though FYI.

puck i m arestin u 4 being a vmpire! now come ovr and let me tie u up. ITS FR UR OWN GOOD.

freddie clone roger face, urs under arresst for being a communist. and 4 looking like freddie bc that's not alloed!

I miss Joanne
And I sorta miss Mar
Of everyone, why does it have to be Roger that's here?


[Filtered to Jennifer]

Jennifer, you working tonight? I could use some drinks.



[OOC: The strikeouts are indeed an unfiltered blankpost.]

Well, I still eat people! Oh you know what I mean. :D I'm still my sexy self.

[AVA]
Did Elle get in contact with you? Are you okay? Do I need to run to the grocery store for more ice cream?

[ALLANA & ROSE]
Just know that if anyone tries messing with you two while this seal crap is happening, I'll eat them. And not in that sexy way. They're going to wish it was the sexy way too because I'm a messy eater.

[VICKI]
Hey Fangalious. Is your sexy self settling in okay? Did you pick a bedroom yet?

....the fuck? This kind of shit happen often here? If so, I'm going to spend a lot of time being drunk because this doesn't make any sense.

Hey Roger, apparently there's a musical about our lives in this place. I've been watching various videos, and I have to say, they are pretty hot. One of them even looks like me! This place really is fucked up, but I'm liking this!

Hottie Number One
Hottie Number Two