Your friendly neighborhood Xander-shaped friend. (xander_shaped) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2012-10-08 17:30:00 |
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Filtered against Lucifer.
Since a lot of us are new here to the great and wonderful state that is Kansas, I thought I would take it upon myself to share some of their more delightful laws with you. You know, so you crazy kids don't get into any trouble with those pesky lawmen and all.
(1) If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
(2) No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
(3) It is illegal to hunt whales.
(4) It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.
(5) It is illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
Annnnd a few laws specific to Lawrence are:
(1) No one may wear a bee in their hat. (There goes my wardrobe idea for tomorrow.)
(2) All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. (It's the polite thing to do, you see.)