The Lee-Dee-Yaaaaa!! (enjoytheadorbs) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2012-09-02 20:46:00 |
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(HIGHLY RELUCTANT!) Filter Against Evil
Okay, so, no, being in Kansas is so not cool. And using an internet cafe? I didn't even know these things still existed, doesn't everyone just go to Starbucks and bum off their wifi now? But when I got here and asked the fashion victim closest by what the hell was going on, she kinda nodded and pointed me towards this place. The coffee is mediocre and I'm going to need a triple shot mocha frappuccino extra whip at this point. I think I deserve it and I'll just go to the gym later. If there's a gym. Please tell me Kansas has gyms?? And bars. Sweet baby Jesus I need a drink.
SO WHAT'S UP, APOCALYPSE BITCHES????
I'm not stupid no matter what it looks like, I can read. Why does everyone get tossed on here with 'zomg what's happening I'm so scared where the hell am I wtf is going on???'. If you can find this network, good GOD, just READ IT! It's like some people have never been on a public computer before.
...but seriously, I haven't, I want my Macbook back. Like, yesterday. And my phone doesn't work. Someone's gonna have to fix that ASAP because I need twitter back, I had this hot heated debate going on regarding Snooki's baby. Speaking of the Apocalypse, AM I RIGHT???
So where are the hot parties around here and uh...anyone know where I can get a super cheap hotel because I ALSO discovered my credit cards doesn't work and I have, what, $40 on me?