September 2nd, 2012
I need to talk to you. Preferably in person. I was approached by Emma Swan recently. She's concerned that Katherine is going to come after her and her children and wants to know how she can best protect them. I'm helping her as best I can, but I need to know more about Katherine herself.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Right...so not Gotham, not New York, and not even close to somewhere with a decent...anything.
Why, for the love of Batman's codpiece am I in Kansas? Wasn't in Kansas two seconds ago, I was hanging upside down from a roof waiting for...well that parts not important to anyone but me and the First Bank of Gotham's guards.
So...anyone got answers?
How's everyone been doing? Are you new folks getting all the info you need on everything that's been going on around here? Sorry I've been MIA, but Daddy Duty calls.
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I'm thinking about setting up a shooting range someplace. I'd handwave all that and just go with the one that I've got at my house, but I don't wanna risk scaring Emily or waking her up with all the noise that comes out of firing a gun. Anyway, if I figure something out, would anyone be interested in some shooting lessons? Hell, we could all just go out there and get some target practice in, even if you've got the experience.
Can someone please tell my sister that I do not have to stay on the couch all day because of a sprained ankle? Medical people, please, there is no reason I can't at least limp to the fridge by myself, right?
It's so nice out today! I really want a reason to go outside...anybody feel like taking a walk with me? It's not as much fun alone.
[Jimmy]
Do you think it's safe for me to move back home? I feel bad taking up your extra room, like I'm going to over-stay my welcome or something and I don't want to do that to you and mess this up for us
I know Sunnydale tends to be a supernatural breeding ground, but is a completely random portal to another dimension really necessary?
I'm baaaaack! Who missed me? :P
( ...totally made up for how beat I was after camp. )[Lois & Steph]And
that's how you keep a relationship quiet until you're ready for people to know ;) BOOYAH, bitches. lol
[Nate]Thank you ♥ Also...I've said it already and I'll say it again: most epic way to ask a girl out ever. Just saying.
Roadhouse tonight? I've a feeling we could all use it right now.
Also, I already told Cordy this, but that girl Pam? Vampire. Not a nice one. And this new guy Eric, he is as well. Just FYI.
Okay I suppose I'll take Kansas over being repeatedly killed for the amusement of a madman. where I was. But I know I didn't get myself here and things look way to...normal down here so...
Doctor, was this you? Did you get free? Where's Martha?
Sam? Dean? This is...this is highly unexpected. I am not where I should be.
Hmm...not bad as far as bleak, depressing shitholes go. Now if someone could kindly tell me where I am before I get pissed off.
I'm...he...
Henry, I really wish you hadn't told me to google myself.
I can't believe he...I don't want to go back to that...I don't want to die...
Okay, so, no, being in Kansas is so not cool. And using an internet cafe? I didn't even know these things still existed, doesn't everyone just go to Starbucks and bum off their wifi now? But when I got here and asked the fashion victim closest by what the hell was going on, she kinda nodded and pointed me towards this place. The coffee is mediocre and I'm going to need a triple shot mocha frappuccino extra whip at this point. I think I deserve it and I'll just go to the gym later. If there's a gym. Please tell me Kansas has gyms?? And bars. Sweet baby Jesus I need a drink.
SO WHAT'S UP, APOCALYPSE BITCHES????
I'm not stupid no matter what it looks like, I can read. Why does everyone get tossed on here with 'zomg what's happening I'm so scared where the hell am I wtf is going on???'. If you can find this network, good GOD, just READ IT! It's like some people have never been on a public computer before.
...but seriously, I haven't, I want my Macbook back. Like, yesterday. And my phone doesn't work. Someone's gonna have to fix that ASAP because I need twitter back, I had this hot heated debate going on regarding Snooki's baby. Speaking of the Apocalypse, AM I RIGHT???
So where are the hot parties around here and uh...anyone know where I can get a super cheap hotel because I ALSO discovered my credit cards doesn't work and I have, what, $40 on me?
Hey, I'm heading over to the Roadhouse. Want to join me?
There are some things we should discuss.
[Needy]
It seems this seal has something against you, of late, does it not?
I do not understand wh
I am sorry. It is not him. Again.
[Darcy]
I am sorry I am so
Would you object to spending the remainder of the evening elsewhere, my love? I feel a brief change of scenery would be welcome, and I would very much like your company.
I've located an Aikido expert in the city who seems to be very knowledgeable on the subject. Should anyone else wish to learn, he runs a dojo at [address].
I swear to God, when I find out who slipped me a roofie and dragged me -- unconscious -- all the way to freaking Kansas, heads will roll!
I have several different designs done. Whenever you wish to see them I can bring them over for you to look at.
I've just put the finishing touches on the English Longbow so whenever you'd like you can swing by the warehouse and pick it up. I also have a few non-aluminum arrows for it but alas, no quiver yet.
Well, since I can't seem to get a hold of Leonard, you people should be happy to learn that I, Sheldon Cooper, PhD., have managed to invent an amazing teleportation device, which is why you're currently blessed with my presence. But alas, all good things must come to an end, and as soon as it's past Penny's 'don't wake me before 11 a.m.' rule, I'll be leaving you once more.