War Is Coming Communications.

Don't go to work today. There was.... metal or something. It came from the sky and you just, you can't go. Please.

The temperature really needs to make up it's mind. It was like, in the sixties and up last week and now I don't want to leave the warmth of my bed to do the whole school thing.

Is hibernating an option for skipping school?

Oi, Andrew. I see how you spend your free time. Never knew you and Vi were so...musical together.

Anyone up for a spar? Been a while since I had an actual challenge. Dr. B, you available maybe? Or, hell, anyone who's got time.

Oh, mierda! Yo ni siquiera sé lo que está pasando ahora mismo, pero las armas se van fuera y ¡ay Dios mío!


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This was the absolute worst idea. I didn't know that signing up to learn how to defend myself meant that I would nearly be shot when all the guns suddenly went off.

What are you doing?

[Filtered to Lois]

I have your pictures. A bit cloudy, but after a few thousand filters and pixel corrections, you can see what's going on. Not pretty in the slightest, be careful out there, ya? You just healed.

[Filtered to Connor Reilly]

Dinner tomorrow night?

( Invitation for all (except bad vamps) under the cut) )

grace and i will make all the cookies and tea!

Last night was pretty awesome. It did not include:

- too much plague to still have fun
- getting shot
- dying
- volcanoes :(
- booze :(

It did include:

- people who don't suck
- people who do suck, but from a distance, so it was okay
- tropical beach of some kind (still not sure where that was, you guys. Emergency Quick teleports are weird)
- being badass

Lois, Andrea, you're not horrible, and we should do something again sometime.

...I hope neither of you get sick from being around me. Whoops.

For now: wine and soup and blankets. APPARENTLY fall/winter air + recovering from the edge of illness + excitement = kinda wanting to turn into furniture just so you never have to move again.

[John]

So last night, we were spying on some of Moriarty's dudes, and
Okay, probably not the best thing to start off with. Right. Okay, so, tact... how do you tact?

Hey, so, not to alarm you or anything, but apparently I can teleport fast enough to evade bullets! This is a celebratory "I'm awesome!" notice, not a cause for alarm. Nor is this an opportunity for you to yell at me about doing anything dangerous. Additionally, you aren't allowed to freak out. You know what maybe I should just n
Fuck it

So, uh, not to alarm you, but shady shit is going down in town, so just, you know. Be careful. If you go anywhere. Do you go anywhere? Where do you go? Are you a shut-in, now, or something, because that's not healthy. No wonder you got sick. You need sunlight. I am going to dump you on a beach for a few hours once you're feeling better.

Are you feeling better?

Anyone here fancy taking a moment out of their terribly busy schedules to tell me what in the bleeding hell is going on here?

Do you know how hard it was for me to get this thing working? You lot are lucky Hermione decided to show me how to use a complooter, otherwise Why have I got to go round digging up information on this stupid thing? Why couldn't that twitchy midget who pointed me over here tell me what was going on? What's going on?

I've never seen so many veins on a real person before, I thought that sort of thing only happened with angry cartoon characters. I really don't think Bobby likes me but it wasn't even my fault all the guns exploded.

I don't care how much Bobby yells at me, I still far prefer my sword and chakram, thanks. This belief has nothing to do with what happened today.

Using the Pinch on him would be wrong, right? Sometimes a sword is better

I think tonight is good for those drinks.

So. Secret's out. You still wanting to move in like we talked about?

I still hate it here I'd rather be fighting Titans right now then being in Kansas. At least there I felt like I made some kind of difference.

So it seems a few states have decided to attempt to secede. Yes, because that worked so well the last time anyone tried it. Is it wrong that I haven't been able to stop laughing since I read this? I feel I might not be entirely unbiased.