War Is Coming Communications.

Alright you lot. If you don't hear from me in the next hour or so come check on me at my flat. I'm testing a potion and hopefully it doesn't kill me.

Edit like... 1.75 hours later: I'm good! Just took a bit longer than planned.

Now that I've nearly been smothered to death by pillows and triaded at in Russian, I think I deserve a drink or ten.

[Cordelia Chase]
Hey, uh..Duno if you remember me from that embarrassing add Lois put up. But maybe it wasn't entirely in vain. I mean yeah. Do you want to get a drink with me?

So, I've had a little time to sit back and think about this stuff everyone's been telling me and...considering I've gone to sleep and woken up in the same place, I've definitely determined it's not a dream, which I was kind of hoping it was. I still think it's nuts...and impossible...but it's kind of getting harder to deny. And I don't know if that means this is real or I've just really lost touch with reality, but...I guess it is what it is.

>>Well, its' nice to see things go on as normal while at camp
>>I'd say I wish someone from home was here to stop the stupidity
>>But I think it would end in death. Becker and his guns, you know.

>>Happy birthday, little brother
>>You better have gone to school
>>I don't care that it's your birthday

I have a date.

I can't remember the last time I had a date.

Any of the newcomers interested in joining the Patrol team?

[Filtered to the patrol team]

Now that Dark seems to be gone and before the next big bad comes along, Oliver and I were talking about the team and we agreed that it'd be a good idea for everyone to get to know each other better so we can work together better.

Back home, our team was much smaller, we only had four people besides the two of us. It's harder to manage everything when there are over twenty of us here, but since most of us have a lot of experience, I'm sure we can figure it out.

To start, we'd like to meet with everyone separately so we can get a better idea of what you can do and what you've done, and also so you can ask us questions about ourselves. Let me know when you're available and we'll start scheduling those meetings.

Once we've met with everyone, we'd like to schedule some group meetings, maybe every other week, so you guys can get to know the rest of the team as well. I know some members are more social than others, so I don't want anyone to feel like they are being forced to socialize, but the better you know the person out there on the field, the safer everyone will be.

Other than that, I'd also like to ask for suggestions, if anyone has them, on ways you think we can improve the team.

Hey. Felicia advised me to talk to you. I know you're pretty busy with the new baby (congrats, by the way), but when you get some time, I was hoping we could sit down and talk about the demon stuff in this universe. I'm heading to that camp at Bobby Singer's this weekend.

My name seems to be getting tossed around quite a bit at the moment in regards to whether or not I can be trusted, which is interesting considering there are only five people here from my world. I'd like to address the two who specifically pointed out being unable to trust me on Chloe's post. I'm not filtering this in the interest of full disclosure.

Lois - I understand why you don't trust me, and I don't blame you. In our world, it wasn't until I helped Clark in saving you when you were possessed by an Egyptian deity that you began to trust me somewhat. I'm not looking for your trust and I'm not expecting it to come soon, if at all. I am, however, going to do whatever job or task I'm given to the best of my ability for the sake of the group at large. I have no ill will towards you or anyone else, and I honestly have no desire to use anyone's information against them.

Kon - I told you when I was here before that I knew another version of you from my world. Based on that, I did develop some semi-maternal instincts towards you, and we even spent some time together; however, you don't seem to trust me, and have yet to tell me why. I would like to know the reason.

First off to clarify, I'm going to be filtering against Hardy because her and I do nothing but butt heads and it causes mass arguments. This is me trying to circumvent those. If it offends anyone I'm sorry but she seems unable to keep from commenting on my comm posts when I've asked her to and to stop. Plus, my CO asked me to either do this or ignore her and I think both would be best.

Moving on.

I've seen from Chloe's post that there are those here who are distrusting of this Tess woman. While I don't know the whole story I am a bit confused. When I was pulled here and discovered Loki was here there were people who told me to give him a chance and back off. Yet with this Tess it seems the opposite is true and I'm honestly confused on the double standard. Or maybe I missed something. I dunno.

But I've been told too that this is a place for a second chance so wouldn't it be best to try to give her a benefit of a doubt? I mean hell, I did with Loki and I'm starting to trust him.

Ya'll know all your secrets are on the internet, right?

Just sayin'.

Guess where I am.

[Dick]

I'm sorry if we stepped on your toes with the After Dark mission. It wasn't our intention at all.

[Kon]

Would you be interested in a compromise? Being part of the team as long as Chloe is the one guiding the mission or patrol, and sitting out the ones that Tess is in charge of until you decide if you can trust her at some point?

[Lois]

I know you said you love me, but I can't help but think you feel the opposite at this point and

I know we've been having some issues lately, but I think we should sit down and talk at some point. Unless you think it's something we're not going to get past.

[Chloe]

Want to come over for dinner? There may be pancakes in the works.

[*ooc: Gary, Maria, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, Clint. If I'm forgetting anyone let me know :)]

So Bruce and I were talking about having a barbeque to sort of celebrate Dark leaving and to welcome Thor. What day works best for everyone? And did we want to invite anyone else? If we do invite others I'm suggesting it's people we all get along with to avoid unnecessary dramas.

Y'know, my dad and Wolverine get along better than you guys. Cyclops and fucking Wolverine are less childish than the lot of you. I want you to stop and consider how wrong that picture is.

Because the next time people feel like being petulant children, I'm going to give everyone involved a 24 hour mental timeout as a petulant child. You'll probably skip around a lot and just loooooooooooooove Rpatz. Trust me, you do not want that to happen. Humiliating as hell, but entirely harmless. Who knows, maybe you'll learn something from it.

This applies only to the people that have insisted on exploding into senseless piles of stupid the last few weeks. Both sides of the stupid, which I've had no choice but to pick up both sides of, being psychic and all. No, I don't really care what super special reasons you have, so save your effort and my headache and don't bother.

[Kim]
I really need a break from the psychic chaff in this town. You up for another trip? We can have the serious conversation in a little bistro in Italy, maybe?

(OOC: Obviously Nate would not actually do this considering epic godmodey and all, but at this point it would be more OOC for him to just keep ignoring it and not saying anything, so.)

[First Elena gets a video of Elphie asking Jeremy if he "wants to take a ride on her broomstick." Which basically got the "......................." reaction.]

>> And thoughts?

In the interest of this spending as much time together as possible and taking advantage of every day we have together thing, would you care to join me for a party celebrating my friend Lois' birthday tomorrow evening? Might do you some good to get out of It's all right, he won't be I personally look forward to having you on my arm for a night.

I'm getting really restless here. Not used to staying in one place so long.

Working on buying a building for the new Glass Slipper, though. So, if anyone is interested in retail work the option is out there.

Hunting is not the same as espionage. That's for sure.

[Tom Judge]
Your ass still here?

[Sam Winchester]
You got any hunts you want to throw my way? Preferably something not connected to bringing a rookie.

Also, congrats on the kid.

[Katniss & Peeta]
You two holding up all right?

[Text to Darcy]
> How you doing, mama?