War Is Coming Communications.

» Do you ever wonder why Lucifer and Michael don't just snatch us up off the streets?
» They gotta know we're in Lawrence. It's not rocket science at this point.
» What's holding them back?

Looks like Stark Industries 2.0 is ready for liftoff. That's right, people. That big old facility that you've noticed being built on the outer edge of the city? Yep, that was all me.

Interested in a career involving the advancement of weapons technology? Want to help us get a head start on fighting the good fight?

Good. Come work for me. I'll pay you well, you'll get all kinds of fun benefits, and you'll be helping me, personally, piss Lucifer off by inventing the sort of weapons that'll make even the Devil stumble.

Is that skepticism I detect? Google me. Tony Stark. Fictional character, but not really. I've got a wikipedia, a comic book background, a couple movies, a whole line of action figures, and - if you're really curious - plenty of stories that were invented in the minds of overenthusiastic fans posted all over the internet.

If need be, don't hesitate to read up on those NC-17 rated fanfics. Write yourself on in if you need to. Get it out of your system.

Or, you know. Call me if you're attractive.

Or if you happen to want a job. Or feel like getting really drunk with me. Basically, everyone, just call me. [Number!]

[ooc: His filter does automatically filter against Lucifer, Moriarty, Joker, and Katherine. Tony has it automatically set that way.]

One year ago today I was...

...well okay at this point I was drunk. But earlier in the day I was marrying the love of my life.

I adore you husband and your fancy breakfast. And that you didn't make me clean the rose petals up. And the lunchtime quickie.

Also you should wear suits more. It basically lead to the lunchtime quickie

Well, I've returned. Sorry about my absence without warning, but with so many of the people I care about up and disappea I just felt I needed to get away for a while, and I'm certainly glad I did.

However, it seems that I've returned to find, surprise of all surprises, that we're in the middle of yet another crisis situation. Don't worry, I've read several of the posts from the last couple of weeks and I'm taking precautions already. The last thing I want is to get caught up in this mess.

Why is there a man sleeping in a coffin in the basement? He's not dead, so why is he in a coffin?

I don't think people are supposed to sleep in coffins, and for some reason he doesn't know this?

I'm taking volunteers for a welcome committee for the network. You'll have to be someone who checks it regularly and can fill new people in on things, maybe even help them get to the complex if need be. I'm also going to check in with Booth about getting a new explanation post done.


[ooc: And so I don't spam the comm]

( Texts to Booth )

You guys want to hang out tonight?

I'm glad I don't eat too much fast food and was out of Lawrence end of last week

I know I don't know a lot of you and most of you don't seem to know me but if anyone needs me tonight I'll be...predisposed.

[Note left in the kitchen at Sam and Ruby's]

Went to finish him off for good.

Antidotes for all variations of the Joker Venom have been made with instructions on how to make them if I can't should an outbreak occur.

~Ivy



[Text sent to Dick and Jason later in the day]

Located the Joker
[insert location]
Claims lethal venom set to go off in the city if he doesn't put in the correct code to stop it.
Sealed off noticeable entrances be creative.

Hello. My name is Ruby Winchester. You killed my father, prepare...

No but seriously. I’m Ruby, I’m a native here and have been hanging around Lawrence nearly 3 years, ever since you people started pouring through. I’m being helpful by shamelessly updating something a non native Seeley Booth did, and before him Andrew Wells. I’ve added a few things to bring it up to date but this is their baby. If there's stuff I didn't post. Comment it and it will get added.


( Its like if Andrew's post and Booth's post had a baby post. And that post was as awesome as that sexy sexy demon chick Ruby )

Has anyone seen Clark? He didn't show up to help me with the water bottles today.


[ooc: Moriarty, Joker, Lucifer]

All right.

Who sent the clowns?

[ooc: *Joker, Moriarty, Katherine, Lucifer, etc.]

If this is a kidnapping I'm really not in the mood for games. Best just out yourself and tell me how much time I've got left to live. Go on.

Well, I wasn't expecting to see the Pearly Gates, but this is rather a let down. Judging from the lack of fire and people being tortured, I'm going to guess that this isn't Hell. Which only leaves Purgatory. Righty-ho then, who do I report to to begin the penance so that I can get to Heaven at some point in the next few centuries?

I hope you're settled in; care for that coffee?

I've never been out before in the winter.

I don't understand.