War Is Coming Communications.

He's trying to make me snap.

I'm wishing my addiction away.

This thing is going to go poof and I'm still going to be sitting here staring at it, trying to think of a wish. This is pathetic.

What are the limits on these wishes? I mean, is it just for simple things like money, or whatever - or can it be something more complicated than that?

[Dr. Moore Jess]

I'm thinking about using this wish to get rid of Ha fix me. Is that as terrible an idea as I'm worried it is?

Does it make me less intimidating as a person if I say that I just spent my entire afternoon playing Super Mario on the Wii?

I'll be serving my famous eggnog at the Roadhouse tomorrow night. You guys and gals should swing by if you're looking for good drinks and company to help bring on the holiday spirit.

You know what's really nice? Being filthy rich again.

If any of you are looking for work, I'll be starting up a new company here in Lawrence soon. On the surface it'll be your standard technology development company, but I'll be specifically working on projects in relation to creating weapons and defense systems to help everyone here with the apocalypse behind the scenes. Interested? Good. Tell me what you're good at and we'll talk business.

So, drunk-wishing. Good times. Anyone else done that so far?

...on the bright side, at least it wasn't anything completely stupid that ruined my life. Also, I no longer need a car or to ever pay for a taxi/bus/whatever again, because teleporting is way cooler.

I have purchased a building in town, and am having it renovated to meet my standards. Evidently it is impossible to find an existing, suitable palace in Lawrence, no matter what kind of funds are at one's disposal.

Once my new palace is complete I will be having quite a celebratory feast. I will inform everyone of the date when it is closer to completion.

If anyone is skilled in cooking, I can now afford to hire them to create the meal. Other servants will be needed for other things, also. I do pay well, but you are expected to be excellent or you will be ki thrown in the dunge flogged? beaten? terminated from service with no pay. I do not offer second chances.

Currently I require someone to make my apartment 'festive', and someone to clean my clothes.

[Jaime]

I have hired a servant. She is called 'Candy'.

I instructed her to prepare me dinner, but she keeps taking off her clothes.

Finally, a wish I made actually came true!

I got my ship back, and she's absolutely gorgeous! After the holiday festivities, I'm hauling anchor and setting sail for a while. All this dry land makes me itch. Anyone who wishes to come is welcome. No sailing experience necessary! All you need is a love of the sea or thirst for something new.

We'll just pretend this isn't because I want some company so I'm not talking to myself the whole time, yes?

The bauble won't let me fix the Russians with a wish, but I have a backup plan. I'm going back to the mall to tell Santa to change my wish. If anyone can do it, it's Santa.

Do you want to bring Beth to get her picture taken?

Quinn, Juliet, Rose, and Tina
The alterations for your elf costumes are finally done! Rose gave me the idea for these jingle earrings. You can keep them, if you’d like. Also, in the bag with the earrings and costume I included a candy cane and chocolate Santa just to show how I appreciate your help!



Puck
Your Santa suit is ready! Also, I put a candy cane and chocolate Santa in the box with it. Thank you so much!

Stranger who got the meadowsweet
I don't know who you are, but everything turned out to be wonderful. The whole lobby smells like Christmas! I hope you have a great holiday.

I figured out what to wish for.