War Is Coming Communications.

I thought that I should probably get a kitty condo for when Lord Tubbington and Charity come here, but I need money. I guess to get money I should get a job? But I don't know what to do.

Hey, so, you need something to get your mind off Lawrence/seal drama so I'm kidnapping you tomorrow. Just fair warning. We'll (and by "we" I mean "you") be flying somewhere. At that somewhere is a surprise you will probably figure out if you use your freaky alien hearing when we get close. But until then I am preserving the surprise as much as I can!

[[Said surprise is tickets to a Green Day concert in Boston. Yes, they're not playing in Boston in real life but...this is a world where magic seals suck people from comics and Star Wars into Kansas. I can make up a concert!]]

Where is the off button on this obnoxiously loud little thing?

[ooc: See Nathan be tormented by a demon. Or is the other way around? HMMM.]

Nathan's possessed.

Look, I know none of the rest of you lot like him or anything, but consider a demon in an immortal. I mean, I don't know if that'd even make much difference, but still. Think of all the shit the demon can put him thr We still don't need that fuck running around amongst us.

I’m confused. Everyone is different on TV. How much of it is real?

I've been told this is the best way to find out exactly how someone can randomly appear in once city after dying in another more than a month ago. So, feel free to begin with the explanations.

So, have you guys decided on a set list yet? I'm a curious cat.

In two weeks, Bobby's starting up training again. He's gotta take some time to get some stuff together back his way, but he's willing to have another go at it for those of you who either want to learn stuff on your own or just need a refresher in case you've forgotten a few things or just feel downright rusty. If you're looking to learn a few tips and tricks on how to keep yourself alive and protected against demons and other various monsters and happen to be over the age of eighteen, sign up here and I'll get back to you guys with a schedule as soon as Bobby's ready for you.

Training is gonna take place back at his place in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, so if you haven't got any transportation, please make note of it when you sign up so we can arrange a way for you to get there and back. Bobby'll provide you guys with living quarters for the week you spend at his place, so long as you help chip in for food and don't piss him off too much.

HUNTING INFO
All right, Bobby and I have gone over the hunts he has lined up and I've got a few openings here for those of you who expressed an interest during my last post. Which, I think, consists of Jack, John, and Needy? If there's anyone else, let me know.

We've got ghosts on one end and a Rakshasa at the other. Needy? The Rakshasa is yours. Here's a file on what you're chasing after, since I'm pretty sure you have no idea what a Rakshasa is. To be safe, I really think you should take someone with you on this one. The Rakshasa are tricky sons of bitches and, tough or not, you're gonna need someone to watch your back. Whether that be John or Jack or someone else you can trust, it doesn't matter, so long as you can be sure that it's someone reliable and quick on their feet.

Jack and John? The same thing applies to you. Whether you wanna team up and take this ghost on together or split up and have one of you go at the ghost with a different partner and one of you join up with Needy is up to you. [Insert hunt details here.] Remember: use iron to ward any angry spirits off and always salt the bones before you burn them. If you have any questions or need any help during your hunts, let me know and I'll do my best to get you through it. If you really get stuck, call or message me and I'll come out and help you finish things in person.

[Obviously Sam isn't linking to the Supernatural Fan wiki, he's linking to a file that has all that information on it!]

I'm guessing it'd be terribly cliche to say "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore". Especially since all the license plates around here say otherwise. Toto, that's exactly where we are. Not sure how I got here, but...I'd prefer not to be? And it looks like this might be the network I need to get me home, so, I'm making an effort.

Does anyone know of a Paige Matthews? She's the only one I know who can get me from here to back home. I mean, I guess a plane ticket would do the trick, but I don't exactly have a plane ticket on me and frankly, I'd rather not if I don't have to.

I have to say, there are some benefits to not being on call twenty-four seven any more. I'm all caught up on most of the telly I've missed over the last couple of years. Some promising new shows, too. I can't believe they made a prequel to BSG. And I can't believe they turned around and canceled it. What the hell?

Still miss the job. Still expect to have to rush to do something stupidly heroic at any minute. But it's getting easier. I guess it kind of has to, doesn't it?