War Is Coming Communications.

I may or may not have caused a fire in the kitchen. I can't check because I had to get out or I would have done more damage. I swear that it was unintentional, you have to believe me.

[FILTERED AGAINST BAD GUYS & PHILLIPA]
Who is Phillipa staying with? Are children brought here often?

Why is there a kid running ar-Merlin's balls, is that Darth Va-I need a drink.

I really wish this place would try being boring for once.

Kark it, I'm about through asking nice. Stoopa townies don't know a damn thing, but somebody pointed me to your primitive little this comms net and I found this place. So I'm gonna make this real simple. Somebody tells me what's going on, and maybe I don't make enough commotion to draw every Sith Imperial down on this miraculously hidden little backwater rock.

So I'm thinking that tonight, like pretty much every other night around here, seems like a good night for going out. Anyone coming with?

I have CRAYONS!

Pizza and movies, my apartment, tomorrow night.

Who's in?

I thought I'd go and do something nice for everyone. There are tacos and nachos in the kitchen. Hot sauce, too, if you're into that. Everyone is invited, no exceptions! I think I bought lots for everyone, but you might want to hurry. Mexican food goes quickly, I've noticed.